| "Feliz cumpleaños ___" ("Happy Birthday To You," in Spanish) | 83 |
| Fundraisers where Federer and Nadal sell Rice Krispies Treats and upside-down cake? | 83 |
| Inauguration Night protest activity for vandalizing foes of the new administration? | 83 |
| It's usually set at lower amounts in the first years of a player's contract | 83 |
| Leader played by Rod Steiger in the 1981 Libyan film "Lion of the Desert" | 83 |
| Philosopher whose fully-dressed skeleton is on display at University College London | 83 |
| The crooked realty agent tried to sell some sucker the Golden Gate by offering a... | 83 |
| Gibby Haynes' band, or the crowd participants who got in my way at the concert? | 83 |
| Annual three-day music festival named after the California Valley it takes place in | 83 |
| "And the mountains should ___ to the sea" ("Stand By Me" lyric) | 83 |
| Long-running western anthology, the only American TV series with its three initials | 83 |
| Foodie who's the "Lady" of the Lady & Sons restaurant in Savannah | 83 |
| License plate (and character played by Michael Douglas) in "Falling Down" | 83 |
| Eponymous star of a 1960s sitcom, the only American TV star with his three initials | 83 |
| "Arrrr, keep your electroshock weapon away from this here chicken stock!" | 83 |
| Espresso order, or what each word pair in the theme answers synonymously represents | 83 |
| Simple, wholesome, and unpretentious, like country cooking or old-time fiddle music | 83 |
| Richard who played the garage attendant in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" | 83 |
| Test subject #1 perceives 1 as brown, 2 as red, 8 as gray; maybe he works as an ... | 83 |
| Highest-rated movie quote on AFI's top 100 list not spoken by a human character | 83 |
| Reviewer on "Das Kapital": "Its arguments don't hold water" | 83 |
| Chicago-area institution home to the world's most powerful particle accelerator | 83 |
| Result of "too much change in too short a period of time" (Alvin Toffler) | 83 |
| 1997 sci-fi film with the tagline "There is no gene for the human spirit" | 83 |
| Group that performs "White & Nerdy" by "Weird Al" Yankovic? | 83 |
| "An oh, what ___ we'll hit!" (lyric from Bugs Bunny's theme song) | 83 |
| Actress who famously said, "Acting is the perfect idiot's profession" | 83 |
| Poet giving a reading of "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings" at the saloon? | 83 |
| Where this answer is located (and, if you add a word to the front, a former sitcom) | 83 |
| "So his next stop was inevitable: Owlcatraz. He became just another ___." | 83 |
| Quote from caveman Kimmel: "Me ready to consider a variety of options..." | 83 |
| John Cho's co-star in "Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay" | 83 |
| One place to follow the object named in the circled letters (reading left to right) | 83 |
| Judy who was the singing voice of Pocahontas in Disney's "Pocahontas" | 83 |
| Explanatory information about this puzzle is revealed by reading these in the clues | 83 |
| What a cadet won't do (or tolerate those who do), per the West Point honor code | 83 |
| "All of Me" actress whose first name is a hint to this puzzle's theme | 83 |
| ___ system, part of the brain that regulates emotion, behavior and long-term memory | 83 |
| Celebrity mentioned in Warren Zevon's 1978 hit "Werewolves of London" | 83 |
| Pessimistic J. Geils Band hit with the line "It's gonna make you cry" | 83 |
| "___ Yu" (collection also known as "The Analects of Confucius") | 83 |
| Cause a sensation, or what the first words of the answers to starred entries may do | 83 |
| "The Effect of Gamma Rays on Man-in-the-Moon ___" (Pulitzer-winning play) | 83 |
| Q: See title A: "None--the bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution" | 83 |
| #1 single with the lyrics "Take me by the tongue / And I'll know you" | 83 |
| "Keep on whispering in ___" (line from "What I Like About You") | 83 |
| Chris Rock "SNL" character with "the only 15-minute show on TV" | 83 |
| Contract in which the parties promise to keep proprietary information secret: abbr. | 83 |
| ybaB eman taht yltnecer emaceb yrev ralupop, yllaicepse htiw lacilegnave snaitsirhC | 83 |
| Lois Lane player of early TV, whose first name is a hint to this puzzle's theme | 83 |
| Fictional parrot type featured in Monty Python's "dead parrot sketch" | 83 |
| French prophet whose predictions are often shoehorned into describing modern events | 83 |
| City about which Gertrude Stein said, "There is no 'there' there" | 83 |
| "At the organic market, the price of ___ ___ from moderate to ridiculous" | 83 |
| "... abridging the freedom of speech, ___ the press ..." (Bill of Rights) | 83 |
| "The ___ 'e knows above a bit, the bullock's but a fool": Kipling | 83 |
| "Say as he says, ___ shall never go": "The Taming of the Shrew" | 83 |
| What one achieves by smashing one's malfunctioning smartphone against a branch? | 83 |
| Dessert served a la mode, while the waiter jabbers about winning a million dollars? | 83 |
| "It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)" guitarist | 83 |
| "Give Me Everything" rapper vs. "My Adidas" rappers (7/21/1861) | 83 |
| Recently revived TV show with trivia-filled bubbles called "info nuggets" | 83 |
| Character who shared a cameo with Tinkerbell in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" | 83 |
| Real-life death penalty opponent played by Sarandon in "Dead Man Walking" | 83 |
| Journalist you can't take seriously 'cause he's just so gosh darn cute? | 83 |
| First tennis player to simultaneously hold Grand Slams on clay, grass and hardcourt | 83 |
| What many sports cars lack, and, in a way, what the ends of the starred answers are | 83 |
| Based on this week's performance, Iggy's assignment next week will be a ... | 83 |
| Record label that released the "Tommy" and "Grease" soundtracks | 83 |
| 1926 "Moby-Dick" adaptation starring John Barrymore, with "The" | 83 |
| Roman philosopher who originated the phrase "What fools these mortals be" | 83 |
| She joined forces with Prince during the "Purple Rain" recording sessions | 83 |
| Award-winning author of "The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian" | 83 |
| "Jerry Maguire" catchphrase, a hint to what's hidden in eight answers | 83 |
| Actress/cartoonist roomies' mailbox label that sounds like an airport employee? | 83 |
| Goo Goo Dolls "I'll do anything you ever dreamed to be complete" song | 83 |
| Movie with the line "It's such a fine line between stupid and clever" | 83 |
| 1974 spoof with the tagline "Would you buy a used secret from these men?" | 83 |
| Record label whose first release was Black Flag's "Nervous Breakdown" | 83 |
| David Bowie single with the lyric "If we can sparkle he may land tonight" | 83 |
| 1980s-'90s talent show, and what you need to do to find this puzzle's theme | 83 |
| What one can do, figuratively, to the last words of the four longest Across answers | 83 |
| Blue Jays pitcher Dave who holds his team's record for most All-Star selections | 83 |
| E.T.O. battleground that Samuel Beckett called "The Capital of the Ruins" | 83 |
| Movie that was shot in "3-B" -- "three beers and it looks good" | 83 |
| Sleeveless summer wear, or what each answer to a starred clue might be said to have | 83 |
| "Combats avec ___ défenseurs!" (line from "La Marseillaise") | 83 |
| Part 1 of a Robin Williams quote that starts out "See, the problem is..." | 83 |
| Metaphorical philosophical conflict used as an album title by The Police, literally | 83 |
| "A movie star can never order straight from ___" ("Get Shorty") | 83 |
| John Quincy Adams, as U.S. secretary of state, was the man who actually drafted ... | 83 |
| Fastest ocean liner ever in a transatlantic crossing (3 days, 12 hours, 12 minutes) | 83 |
| Show on which Goldberg now gets to rub Obama's victory in Hasselbeck's face | 83 |
| "A little bit of ___ get you up" (Mark Knopfler, "Junkie Doll") | 83 |
| Words that fill both blanks in the 1990 Almadovar film "___ Up, ___ Down" | 83 |
| Online music application with a social networking component called "Ping" | 83 |
| Two-time Oscar winner whose identity is "mistaken" in five puzzle answers | 83 |
| Savvy film/TV character whose name, paradoxically, is Spanish for "idiot" | 83 |
| "... but dogs can't spoil how much I enjoy driving around in the ___" | 83 |
| "The House That ___ Built: The Story of Impulse Records" (2006 jazz book) | 83 |