| Cheese said to inspire Dali's "The Persistence of Memory" | 71 |
| Supermodel on the cover of Sports Illustrated's 1982 swimsuit issue | 71 |
| "I'm an unattractive woman who'll gab the whole trip" | 71 |
| Fancy Feast product / Cafeteria outburst / "Mean Girls" event | 71 |
| NYC club whose final performance was by Patti Smith on October 15, 2006 | 71 |
| Classic R & B tune that inspired the "stroll" dance craze | 71 |
| Show where Greg (Barry Williams) got pummeled by Danny Bonaduce in 2002 | 71 |
| NFL wide receiver who once changed his name to match his uniform number | 71 |
| Anita portrayer in the original "West Side Story" on Broadway | 71 |
| Street Fighter character also known as the First Lady of Fighting Games | 71 |
| Embarrassed person's comment after getting off an electronic scale? | 71 |
| CBS show whose theme song is the Who's "Baba O'Riley" | 71 |
| 2005 adaptation of the thriller "Honogurai mizu no soko kara" | 71 |
| "__ Creek," TV series that launched Katie Holmes's career | 71 |
| Ern a ___!!Finally PhD in under 2 weeks at RealHarvardUniversity.edu.ru | 71 |
| Continually interrupting a friend while they try to flirt with someone? | 71 |
| Chip company that sponsored Stephen Colbert's 2008 presidential run | 71 |
| She teamed with Bob Hope and Bing Crosby in the "Road" movies | 71 |
| Give head using pointers from Maxim's "Ask Heidi" column? | 71 |
| Way too friendly child psychologist in a "South Park" episode | 71 |
| Conduct that a reasonable person would exercise given the circumstances | 71 |
| Assassinated son of an executed world leader who's now a librarian? | 71 |
| Northernmost city in North America with more than half a million people | 71 |
| Work by Sir Edward Elgar hinted at by this puzzle's circled squares | 71 |
| "Dónde ___ los Ladrones?" (1998 platinum album by Shakira) | 71 |
| "I'll probably ___ whole lot better when you're gone" | 71 |
| Source of the dragon's sound in ''Sleeping Beauty'' | 71 |
| "Don't even think about Atlas or Prometheus ever again!"? | 71 |
| Justice who wrote "Concerning Dissent and Civil Disobedience" | 71 |
| Dodge Charger in "The Dukes of Hazzard," with "the" | 71 |
| "Laughing Matters - A Treasury of American Humor" anthologist | 71 |
| February 22 honoree whose name is rearranged seven times in this puzzle | 71 |
| Mock a Swiss lass, in the style of Nelson from "The Simpsons" | 71 |
| Children's story that takes place in a "great green room" | 71 |
| Animal named from a Greek word meaning "tribe of hairy women" | 71 |
| What "there's gonna be," in a "Funny Lady" song | 71 |
| With "The," 1967 gore film directed by Herschell Gordon Lewis | 71 |
| Author with a book subtitled "The Saga of an American Family" | 71 |
| 1968 hit that was the inspiration for a 1978 movie and a 1981 TV series | 71 |
| The usual taunt from the crowd when the ball-playing urologists are up? | 71 |
| Where "1, 2, 3, 4, we all want our water warm!" may be heard? | 71 |
| Classic anagram of "Christianity," "___ that I sin" | 71 |
| As a toddler visiting a farm, Mystery Person heard a pig squeal and ... | 71 |
| Bemused phrase said after your favorite childhood movie turns 25, maybe | 71 |
| Unsure answer to "Where were the 2014 Winter Olympics held?"? | 71 |
| Guitarist James who co-wrote "Soma" and "Mayonaise" | 71 |
| Jason Mraz song that spent a record 76 weeks on Billboard's Hot 100 | 71 |
| Mixed drink #3: A leap across the bay (mint, bourbon, sugar, and water) | 71 |
| "What part of 'fat chance' don't you understand?" | 71 |
| Innocent response to "Are you smoking that cigarette inside?" | 71 |
| He voiced Tim Lockwood in "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs" | 71 |
| Chandler's "Friends" ex-girlfriend with an annoying laugh | 71 |
| Slur you just kind of hope won't come out when hearing WWII stories | 71 |
| Pale-skinned stage and screen star (who had secretly planned to get...) | 71 |
| Popular newspaper puzzle subtitled "That Scrambled Word Game" | 71 |
| Ex-Met Matsui who was the first Japanese infielder in the major leagues | 71 |
| Only winner of People's Sexiest Man Alive who's no longer alive | 71 |
| French monarch who ordered the St. Bartholomew's Day Massacre, 1572 | 71 |
| Language whose insults include "toDSaH" and "petaQ" | 71 |
| He surpassed Smith as the all-time winningest N.C.A.A. tournament coach | 71 |
| German coffeecake that became the state dessert of South Dakota in 2000 | 71 |
| Athlete on the reality show "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" | 71 |
| French astronomer who wrote the seminal "Celestial Mechanics" | 71 |
| Congregation member authorized by a bishop to conduct part of a service | 71 |
| Longtime N.F.L. coach whose name is French for "the handsome" | 71 |
| Etsy shop with tablecloths and bedding that eviscerate the bourgeoisie? | 71 |
| World heavyweight champion who was once an Olympic boxing gold medalist | 71 |
| Hotel operator known as "The Queen of Mean" born July 4, 1920 | 71 |
| Naval battle of 1571 in which the Ottomans were defeated as a sea power | 71 |
| New slogan for a Washington city trying to get more foodies to move in? | 71 |
| Silent film star who played Carmen in "Blood and Sand" (1922) | 71 |
| Rapper who released his debut album "Beware of Dog" at age 13 | 71 |
| Steve Allen sidekick with the catchphrase "Hi-ho, Steverino!" | 71 |
| Suzanne Vega song with the lyric "I live on the second floor" | 71 |
| 1976 #1 hit whose title follows the words "There must be ..." | 71 |
| " . . . some woman more interested in a ___ . . . ": G. Moore | 71 |
| Singer Nixon who dubbed for Natalie Wood in "West Side Story" | 71 |
| Ian whose "Atonement" was adapted into a Best Picture nominee | 71 |
| "I've started calling myself a '___ of letters' " | 71 |
| Light, easy listening tunes, that may improve one's emotional state | 71 |
| "I hate those ___ to pieces!" (Mr. Jinks, re Pixie and Dixie) | 71 |
| French author who wrote "Carmen," on which the opera is based | 71 |
| Outfielder Bob of the 1920s Yankees' "Murderers' Row" | 71 |
| Matthew Broderick's "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" costar | 71 |
| Programming language created by Bill Gates and Woody Allen in the 1970s | 71 |
| Singer with the 1964 #2 hit "My Boy Lollipop" [the Bushes 41] | 71 |
| Rugged bi actor who played a boxer in "From Here to Eternity" | 71 |
| He should have starred in "The Shawshank Redemp ..." wait ... | 71 |
| Cardinal Stan who won seven batting titles in the '40s and '50s | 71 |
| In song she was "a wild sort of devil, but dead on the level" | 71 |
| 2005 song with the lyric "I mix your milk with my cocoa puff" | 71 |
| He played a gas station attendant on "The Andy Griffith Show" | 71 |
| They're good for their own job, but lousy for cutting thicker stuff | 71 |
| Kinski who's had relationships with Roman Polanski and Quincy Jones | 71 |
| Anthony who played the Artful Dodger in "Oliver Twist" (1948) | 71 |
| Dance seen in a Lincoln Center performance of "Don Giovanni"? | 71 |
| Model Taylor who was on the cover of six fashion mags in the same month | 71 |
| Quick outing for Tiger Woods ... or what this completed puzzle contains | 71 |
| Arizona city across the border from a city of Sonora with the same name | 71 |
| Term for a certain defensive player, not his painful-sounding takedown? | 71 |