| Douglas who wrote "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" | 70 |
| "... hot wine with not __ of allaying Tiber in't": Shak. | 70 |
| Second letters of this puzzle's five theme answers (seen in order) | 70 |
| Like the last movement of Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata" | 70 |
| "You Can't Do That on Television" cast member Morissette | 70 |
| Its motto is "To help them, you have to help yourself first" | 70 |
| City where four presidents and four vice presidents served as governor | 70 |
| One of the 30 companies that makes up the Dow Jones Industrial Average | 70 |
| One of the 30 companies that comprise the Dow Jones Industrial Average | 70 |
| He lost out to Morgan Freeman for the 2004 Best Supporting Actor Oscar | 70 |
| Greven who wrote the 2008 best seller "How to Talk to Girls" | 70 |
| Boxer who said "The man who has no imagination has no wings" | 70 |
| "Man, I ain't got no quarrel with them Vietcong" speaker | 70 |
| "The poet is ___ who always speaks the truth" (Jean Cocteau) | 70 |
| 1986 sci-fi sequel with Paul Reiser in a rare "villain" role | 70 |
| Word before, after — or both before and after — "in" | 70 |
| "___ Ask of You" ("The Phantom of the Opera" song) | 70 |
| Greetings before "Pehea 'oe?" ("How are you?") | 70 |
| 1969 rock concert site chronicled in ''Gimme Shelter'' | 70 |
| "Omnia vincit ___" (Latin for "Love conquers all") | 70 |
| Billy Joel song that starts "In every heart there is a room" | 70 |
| Two-part drama that won two Best Play Tonys and a Best Miniseries Emmy | 70 |
| Hathaway who played the White Queen in "Alice in Wonderland" | 70 |
| Alert that's now often called BOLO ("be on the lookout") | 70 |
| Olympian's first name that sounds like another Olympian's name | 70 |
| "I'm just ___ boy" ("Bohemian Rhapsody" lyric) | 70 |
| Toon with a Ph.D. from the Springfield Heights Institute of Technology | 70 |
| "Thank you, come again" speaker, on "The Simpsons" | 70 |
| "___ in the house may eat the ice cream" (spelling mnemonic) | 70 |
| Where to find "books in the running brooks," per Shakespeare | 70 |
| Word with ''dining'' or ''restricted'' | 70 |
| "... I've never done this with __ live girl": song lyric | 70 |
| First name in the second group of Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees | 70 |
| First name of a singer whose father had the given names Woodrow Wilson | 70 |
| Athlete who has paintings of himself as a centaur hanging over his bed | 70 |
| Comedian Johnson who played Tyrone F. Horneigh on "Laugh-In" | 70 |
| ''Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In'' comedian Johnson | 70 |
| Namesake of a Queens stadium, and an anagram of another Queens stadium | 70 |
| Walt Whitman's "___ Watch'd the Ploughman Ploughing" | 70 |
| He said "I just put my feet in the air and move them around" | 70 |
| "The Cat Who ___ Danish Modern" (Lilian Jackson Braun novel) | 70 |
| Words with ''cost to you'' or ''time'' | 70 |
| Place to keep some hilariously old computers, if you're my parents | 70 |
| Gardner once romantically linked to Frank Sinatra and Ernest Hemingway | 70 |
| Pumpkins "We must never be apart" song "___ Adore" | 70 |
| "So far ___. Doesn't anybody stay in one place anymore?" | 70 |
| " . . . Talk ___ of Me and Thee": "Rubáiyát" | 70 |
| Former CIA officer Bob played by George Clooney in "Syriana" | 70 |
| Word with ''punching'' or ''sleeping'' | 70 |
| Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's lab assistant on "The Muppet Show" | 70 |
| "Baseball is 90% mental; the other half is physical" speaker | 70 |
| Word with ''Eastern'' or ''Communist'' | 70 |
| "Sesame Street" music teacher since the show's inception | 70 |
| Mike's unfortunately-nicknamed friend on "Growing Pains" | 70 |
| Nickname of recluse Arthur Radley in "To Kill a Mockingbird" | 70 |
| "... Baby One More Time" singer with innate hearing ability? | 70 |
| Capital name derived from an Arabic term for "the conqueror" | 70 |
| "Modern Family" character whose alter ego is Fizbo the Clown | 70 |
| "These poker items are made from 100% recycled material..." | 70 |
| Singer with the 1996 Grammy-winning album "Falling Into You" | 70 |
| R&B artist with the 2005 hits "Oh" and "And I" | 70 |
| Company with the slogan "Empowering the Internet generation" | 70 |
| 1985 film with the line "Two corpses; everything's fine" | 70 |
| White liquid used in cooking--it's called gata in the Philippines! | 70 |
| Snacks that come in Nacho Cheese and Pepperoni Pizza Cracker varieties | 70 |
| Cleanser with the old slogan "Nothing can hold a can to ..." | 70 |
| First name revealed in the sixth season episode "The Switch" | 70 |
| Word with ''juvenile'' or ''kangaroo'' | 70 |
| Shakespeare character who says "I show more craft than love" | 70 |
| "You never want a serious ___ to go to waste" (Rahm Emanuel) | 70 |
| Premier ___ (vineyard classification meaning "first growth") | 70 |
| Clipped (or the start of an Air Force general's split personality) | 70 |
| "Slave Market With the Disappearing Bust of Voltaire" artist | 70 |
| ". . . wrens make prey where eagles ___ perch" (Shakespeare) | 70 |
| Mike's wife in the comic strip "For Better or for Worse" | 70 |
| "The 'Chirping' Crickets" was Buddy Holly's this | 70 |
| Speaking voice of Esmeralda in "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" | 70 |
| Yankee shortstop Jeter who announced he will retire at the end of 2014 | 70 |
| Eagles song with the line "You better let somebody love you" | 70 |
| Mich. city that's lost half its population in the past fifty years | 70 |
| ''___ vobiscum'' (''God be with you'') | 70 |
| Band parodied by Weird Al Yankovic's "Dare to Be Stupid" | 70 |
| Word that declares continued possession in the possessor's absence | 70 |
| Word repeated when unloading an automatic weapon on a group of zombies | 70 |
| Foo Fighters "It's a shame we have to die, my dear" song | 70 |
| "What ___ thou?" (much older version of "Wazzup?") | 70 |
| Capt. __ Lewis, Eileen Brennan's "Private Benjamin" role | 70 |
| "It was all a ___/I used to read 'Word Up' magazine" | 70 |
| Costar of "Red River" and "The Siege at Red River" | 70 |
| Piano piece with "primo" and "secondo" parts, e.g. | 70 |
| Tim and Eric of "Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!" e.g. | 70 |
| Ashley ___ (sex worker who knew Eliot Spitzer as "Client 9") | 70 |
| Popular British band named after the villain in "Barbarella" | 70 |
| PLACE A MAN CAN WEAR JEWELRY, IF HE WANTS US TO PUT HIM ON A WATCHLIST | 70 |
| "Fleet" on parade in 1957's much-hyped "E-Day" | 70 |
| "Check your ___ at the door" (Quincy Jones' instruction) | 70 |
| Reasons for the saying, "There's no 'I' in team" | 70 |
| Carrier with an "Activities in Israel" portal on its website | 70 |
| What one of Nigel's amps goes to in "This Is Spinal Tap" | 70 |
| Poet from whom Waugh got his novel title "A Handful of Dust" | 70 |