| Fabric whose appearance is usually created by calendaring | 57 |
| Facetious label for certain misstatements of the 2000s | 54 |
| Facetious law regarding the edibility of dropped food | 53 |
| Facetious response to "How did you do that?" | 54 |
| Facetious response to "where did you put it?" | 55 |
| Facetious treatment suggestion to a bundle of nerves | 52 |
| Facial hair that starts at the chin line and goes down | 54 |
| Facing one's house from a short distance away, say | 54 |
| Factor in Marilyn's 'Seven Year Itch' pose | 54 |
| Factors to consider while trying to sleep on a campout? | 55 |
| Faddish '70s toy that came in a box with air holes | 54 |
| Faddish stuffed toys of the late 1990s, to a florist? | 53 |
| Fail to heed the "Measure twice, cut once" adage | 58 |
| Failed Facebook game in which you don't actually plant anything? | 68 |
| Failed Facebook game where household animals piss you off? | 58 |
| Failed Facebook game where you set up a city out in the sticks? | 63 |
| Failed to get a hit, in a way (with ''out'') | 60 |
| Failed to get a hit, in a way (with "out") | 52 |
| Fails to entertain a Nobelist physicist's swine? | 52 |
| Fairy king in "A Midsummer Night's Dream" | 55 |
| Fairy queen mentioned in "Romeo and Juliet" | 53 |
| Fairy tale guy? Hexing a pop musician? Whatever! I'm a PC | 61 |
| Fairy-tale villain "starting" the longest Across answers | 66 |
| Falco in Broadway's "The House of Blue Leaves" | 60 |
| Falco who played Carmela in "The Sopranos" | 52 |
| Falco who played Carmela on "The Sopranos" | 52 |
| Faline's mother, in Salten's "Bambi" | 54 |
| Fall faller [an avxwords.com subscription makes a great holiday gift] | 69 |
| Fall Out Boy's "This ___ Scene, It's an Arms Race" | 68 |
| Falling in streams, as from a channel for conducting water | 58 |
| Famed tar pits whose name is Spanish for "the tar" | 60 |
| Familiar title of Beethoven's "Bagatelle No. 25" | 62 |
| Family in John Grisham's "Skipping Christmas" | 59 |
| Family name in ''The Grapes of Wrath'' | 54 |
| Family name in Frank Miller's "Sin City" series | 61 |
| Family name in Kafka's "The Metamorphosis" | 56 |
| Family name in Scott's "The Monastery" | 52 |
| Family name in Sheridan's "The Rivals" | 52 |
| Family name of Moisés, Jesús, Felipe, and Matty | 53 |
| Family name on both 'Full House' and 'ALF' | 58 |
| Family of "The Minister's Wooing" author | 54 |
| Family of an actor in the "Godfather" films | 53 |
| Family of George's fiancée on "Seinfeld" | 57 |
| Family often seen on "The Andy Williams Show" | 55 |
| Family on which "Please Don't Eat the Daisies" is based | 69 |
| Family once called "the landlords of New York" | 56 |
| Family surname in "Long Day's Journey . . ." | 58 |
| Family-friendly station that became ION Television in 2007 | 58 |
| Famous English soldier, after retiring to the tropics? | 54 |
| Famous Google perk inspired by an "xkcd" comic | 56 |
| Famous gymnast, after marrying a former vice president? | 55 |
| Famous line never actually spoken on "Star Trek" | 58 |
| Famous part of Rossini's "William Tell" | 53 |
| Famous resident of the building across from Strawberry Fields | 61 |
| Fan club for South Americans who like thick mustaches and propaganda? | 69 |
| Fan fiction based on "Cimarron" and "Show Boat"? | 68 |
| Fancy way of asking if you have to skip doing something | 55 |
| Fans of the "Detroit Rock City" band, collectively | 60 |
| Fantasy role-playing video game series set in Sosaria | 53 |
| Fantasy writer who coined the word "tween" | 52 |
| Farcical 1960s sitcom with the Indian character Roaring Chicken | 63 |
| Fare that might be Kansas City-style or St. Louis-style | 55 |
| Farley Granger's role in "Hans Christian Andersen" | 64 |
| Farm creature that can be found 30 more times in this grid | 58 |
| Farm female/ guesthouse/ depilatory brand/ fan sound | 52 |
| Farm structure is built in Switzerland's capital? | 53 |
| Farmer Max played by Eugene Levy in "Taking Woodstock" | 64 |
| Farmers who just won't shut up about milking techniques? | 60 |
| Farmworker who became the Cowardly Lion in Dorothy's dream | 62 |
| Fashion book that will make you look like a million bugs? | 57 |
| Fashion designer who judges "Project Runway" | 54 |
| Fashion designer with the '3.1' label [right hand] | 58 |
| Fashion icon played by Shirley MacLaine and Audrey Tautou | 57 |
| Fashion magazine with a name that means "she" | 55 |
| Fashion model Clarkson who was murdered by Phil Spector | 55 |
| Fast Eddie's girlfriend in "The Hustler" | 54 |
| Fast Eddie's opponent in "The Hustler" | 52 |
| Fast food dessert that some kids insist on dipping their fries in | 65 |
| Fast food restaurant with the slogan "Live Más" | 60 |
| Fast plane that's on exhibit at NYC's Intrepid Museum | 61 |
| Fast-food chain whose logo features a modified Italian flag | 59 |
| Fast-food franchise that started in S. Salt Lake, Ut. | 53 |
| Fastener that's actually easy to pick up and carry? | 55 |
| Fastest Finger options on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" | 68 |
| Fat Freddy's Drop "Based ___ True Story" | 54 |
| Father and daughter who have had many well-publicized fights | 60 |
| Father in the comic strip "Bringing Up Father" | 56 |
| Father or son Joad in "The Grapes of Wrath" | 53 |
| Father ___ Sarducci (early "SNL" character) | 53 |
| Father ___ Sarducci, longtime "S.N.L." character | 58 |
| Father-and-son Connecticut congressmen Thomas and Chris | 55 |
| Father-in-law of the Duke of Albany and the Duke of Cornwall | 60 |
| Fats Domino's ''Whole ___ Lovin''' | 58 |
| Fats Waller's "___ I'll Be Tired of You" | 58 |
| Fats Waller's "___ the Real Thing Comes Along" | 60 |
| Faulkner's "embodiment of evil" character | 55 |
| Faulty cobbling for jockey, philosopher, runner and TV actor | 60 |
| Favorable response to ''Do you mind?'' | 54 |
| Favorite "subject" for many an elementary schooler | 60 |
| Favorite Hall of Famer of the 17th and 36th U.S. presidents? | 60 |