| Dracula's author takes a little off the top for a pothead (5) | 65 |
| Book subtitled "Cowgirl Evans's Favorite Desserts"? | 65 |
| Greek poetry muse or, alternately, trim off some soothing leaves? | 65 |
| Henry VIII suspended its teaching at Oxford and Cambridge in 1535 | 65 |
| "The judge was tempted to give me an absolutely ___..." | 65 |
| Minor league hoops org. for the Idaho Stampede and Dakota Wizards | 65 |
| Longstanding media logo inspired by a Pennsylvania Dutch hex sign | 65 |
| "Joueurs de Cartes" and "Les Baigneurs," e.g. | 65 |
| Pyramid scheme correspondence about a fence sent to TV's Art? | 65 |
| "Long live the king! Long live the king!," for example? | 65 |
| Leader with Roosevelt and Churchill at the Cairo Conference, 1943 | 65 |
| Cuban jazz pianist and bandleader who worked with Arturo Sandoval | 65 |
| Badass who is the subject of the "facts" in this puzzle | 65 |
| Car company whose name adorned the Eiffel Tower from 1925 to 1934 | 65 |
| What to do after completing this puzzle, with four straight lines | 65 |
| Extraterrestrial factor in creating much of Earth's carbon-14 | 65 |
| Ambiguous headline about a man charged with killing his attacker? | 65 |
| Eating record #5 (set at the Baltimore Waterfront Festival, 2006) | 65 |
| The act of working out a national budget with new fried desserts? | 65 |
| Where "marmalade" might represent "represent" | 65 |
| Oscar's reaction to Dench in "Shakespeare in Love"? | 65 |
| Supervised spot, or Dracula's term for his sleeping quarters? | 65 |
| Bell Biv ___ (R&B group with the 1990 hit "Poison") | 65 |
| Product named for its "'round the clock protection" | 65 |
| Verb in the classic "Mission: Impossible" opening scene | 65 |
| "The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing" speaker | 65 |
| "A merry heart __ good like a medicine . . .": Proverbs | 65 |
| Person still figuring out the ins and outs of getting in and out? | 65 |
| ___ Rebellion (19th-century Rhode Island Republican insurrection) | 65 |
| "Game of Thrones" or "Harry Potter" container | 65 |
| Words with ''a bone'' or ''dust'' | 65 |
| There may not be one "in the house" during a tearjerker | 65 |
| I __ to avoid his smashes, and I couldn't touch his serve ... | 65 |
| Payment discount (or a manipulative chat to help fund the union?) | 65 |
| It's at the southeasternmost point of the Polynesian triangle | 65 |
| ___-OZN (1980s group with the hit "AEIOU, Sometimes Y") | 65 |
| Money earmarked for neatening up one's hairline with a razor? | 65 |
| Phonetic alphabet symbol for "th" as in "the" | 65 |
| He played Sgt. Donny Donowitz in "Inglourious Basterds" | 65 |
| Like aleph in the central black squares of this puzzle's grid | 65 |
| Like the figure formed by the three circled letters at the bottom | 65 |
| "Model Herzigova is rather attractive," more succinctly | 65 |
| Result of someone yelling "Fire!" in a crowded theater? | 65 |
| All-beef patty served with comprehensive nutritional information? | 65 |
| "My priest has met Pulitzer-winning playwright Henley"? | 65 |
| Thanksgiving? (Happy New Year to President-elect George W. Bush!) | 65 |
| "The greatest of ___ . . . " (Start of a Carlyle quote) | 65 |
| "Hound Dog," relative to "Don't Be Cruel" | 65 |
| It doesn't show nearly as much team spirit when regular-sized | 65 |
| Providing of questions for answers on "Jeopardy!," e.g. | 65 |
| Wade Boggs book subtitled "My Favorite Chicken Recipes" | 65 |
| Neologism that describes any of this puzzle's starred entries | 65 |
| "I wish you a meretricious and a happy New Year" penner | 65 |
| Prize for getting a hole-in-one on #18, at some mini golf courses | 65 |
| Rallying cry of an Asian independence movement with the same name | 65 |
| "So, when's the wake scheduled, hmm?" for instance? | 65 |
| ''Jeopardy!'' and ''Wheel . . .'' | 65 |
| Moon on which Heinlein's "Farmer in the Sky" is set | 65 |
| Britpop group behind the hit 1999 album "Leisure Noise" | 65 |
| Yankee who was the first major-leaguer to have his number retired | 65 |
| Self-proclaimed "luckiest man on the face of the earth" | 65 |
| 1991 novel subtitled "Tales for an Accelerated Culture" | 65 |
| Good news for a British apartment seeker, bad news for a motorist | 65 |
| Advice to a young Gates: "If you want to succeed, ___!" | 65 |
| Only film to sweep the major categories at the Golden Raspberries | 65 |
| Detention center with a questionable human rights record, briefly | 65 |
| Fitness franchise whose motto is “Know your own strength” | 65 |
| TV title sung after "Ain't we lucky we got 'em" | 65 |
| "Short people ___ reason to live" (Randy Newman lyrics) | 65 |
| Starting Miami quarterback in three straight '70s Super Bowls | 65 |
| George ___, German-American artist known for vitriolic caricature | 65 |
| Hit video game in which it's really easy to be one button off | 65 |
| It won the 2003 Tonys for Best Musical, Best Book, and Best Score | 65 |
| Marilyn McCoo & Billy Davis Jr. "You Don't ___" | 65 |
| Cable network unlikely to air repeats of "The Sopranos" | 65 |
| U.S. statesman known as ''The Great Compromiser'' | 65 |
| Another side to the military documents leaked by Daniel Ellsberg? | 65 |
| What Paris's bangs cover, or a noted golf course interrupted? | 65 |
| Gift from a clueless grandmother (really, you shouldn't have) | 65 |
| City whose language uses only the 12 letters found in this puzzle | 65 |
| Alexander Pope phrase appropriate to the start of a sports season | 65 |
| Third baseman's domain, and a hint to this puzzle's theme | 65 |
| R&B group with the 1993 hit "Knockin' Da Boots" | 65 |
| 1951 John Van Druten play that later inspired "Cabaret" | 65 |
| "Or ___ froth amid the boundless main": Emily Brontë | 65 |
| Start of a quote by Rep. Mo Udall, 1990, regarding the Presidency | 65 |
| Tone Loc single released just after "Funky Cold Medina" | 65 |
| Periodical where you can find a Jerker desk or Fartfull workbench | 65 |
| Stated overreaction to disliking "The Gift of the Magi" | 65 |
| Secret society in Dan Brown's "Angels & Demons" | 65 |
| Speculator's reply to "Where's all your money?" | 65 |
| With "And," a Perry Como hit favored by couch potatoes? | 65 |
| British game show in which has-beens compete in a jungle, briefly | 65 |
| "Ali G ___house" (2002 "Brüno" forerunner) | 65 |
| Hip-hop song about where Thanksgiving stuffing is supposed to go? | 65 |
| " . . . expresses himself ___ too deep for me": Gilbert | 65 |
| My response to feeling bad about Maynard James Keenan's band? | 65 |
| "I have the heart of a small boy. It ___": Stephen King | 65 |
| "The East ___," song of the Chinese Cultural Revolution | 65 |
| "___ Really Going Out With Him?" (1979 Joe Jackson hit) | 65 |