| [See instructions] | 18 |
| [See note] | 10 |
| [see other side] | 16 |
| [See title, and proceed] | 24 |
| [Shock!] | 8 |
| [Shocking!] | 11 |
| [Shrug] | 7 |
| [Sigh!] | 7 |
| [Sigh] | 6 |
| [Smack!] | 8 |
| [Snap snap] | 11 |
| [snicker] | 9 |
| [Sniff!] | 8 |
| [Snore] | 7 |
| [So boring!] | 12 |
| [So written] | 12 |
| [Sob!] | 6 |
| [Soooo frustrating!] | 20 |
| [Spoiler alert!] Dumbledore's assassin | 42 |
| [STAR] | 6 |
| [Stay out of my yard!] | 22 |
| [Stay the fuck away from this scrap yard] | 41 |
| [Suddenly!] | 11 |
| [Tell me one I haven't heard before] | 40 |
| [That cracks me up] | 19 |
| [That is correct!] | 18 |
| [That is, like, so last week] | 29 |
| [That makes me a little angry] | 30 |
| [That makes me so uncomfortable] | 32 |
| [That punch hurt!] | 18 |
| [That was close!] | 17 |
| [That's a sore subject] | 27 |
| [That's an old one!] | 24 |
| [That's awful!] | 19 |
| [That's creepy!] | 20 |
| [That's some bad news] | 26 |
| [That's such a shame!] | 26 |
| [That's what it says] | 25 |
| [The copy-editor doesn't know what she's talking about] | 63 |
| [The error was in the original] | 31 |
| [The horror!] | 13 |
| [the spelling's intentional] | 32 |
| [their mistake, not mine] | 25 |
| [There's more about this below] | 35 |
| [This is frustrating!] | 22 |
| [This is heavy!] | 16 |
| [This is scary!] | 16 |
| [This is so frustrating!] | 25 |
| [This is very annoying] | 23 |
| [This makes me mad!] | 20 |
| [This part of the email is irrelevant to you] | 45 |
| [this section of the email was removed] | 39 |
| [This ticks me off] | 19 |
| [Thumbs up] | 11 |
| [thus] | 6 |
| [titter] | 8 |
| [Turn the page] | 15 |
| [Turn to the next pg.] | 22 |
| [typo not fixed] | 16 |
| [U.S.A.] | 8 |
| [U.S.S.R.] | 10 |
| [Uh-oh!] | 8 |
| [Uh-oh] | 7 |
| [Uncorrected] | 13 |
| [unmentionable] | 15 |
| [We don't know who's opening the show, but trust us, they're going to be AWESOME, we hope] | 102 |
| [We'll let you know]: Abbr. | 31 |
| [We'll tell you later]: Abbr. | 33 |
| [Well, see if I care!] | 22 |
| [Wham!] | 7 |
| [What a bore] | 13 |
| [What a great home run!] | 24 |
| [What a relief!] | 16 |
| [What you just typed was very amusing] | 38 |
| [White] | 7 |
| [Why me?!] | 10 |
| [wince] | 7 |
| [Witches haunt this sidewalk]? | 30 |
| [With errors unchanged] | 23 |
| [Woe is me!] | 12 |
| [Woe is me] | 11 |
| [Wrong answer] | 14 |
| [Yawn!] | 7 |
| [Yawn] | 6 |
| [Yellow] | 8 |
| [Yikes!] | 8 |
| [You brute!] | 12 |
| [You cad!] | 10 |
| [You don't mean ...!] | 25 |
| [You don't mean THAT!] | 26 |
| [You should try some of this grass] | 35 |
| [You smell like some other cat and I don't like you] | 56 |
| [You stepped on my paw!] | 24 |
| [You've got a booger] | 25 |
| [Your comment amuses me] | 24 |
| [Yuck ... that's awful!] | 28 |
| [Zzzzz] | 7 |
| ^ | 1 |
| _ | 1 |
| _apper on "Pimp My Ride" | 34 |