| [crosses fingers] | 17 |
| [Crossing my fingers] | 21 |
| [CROSS] | 7 |
| [Damn, this is frustrating!] | 28 |
| [DIAMOND] | 9 |
| [Don't blame those spelling errors on me] | 45 |
| [Don't do that!] | 20 |
| [Don't make me bite you!] | 29 |
| [Don't touch my food!] | 26 |
| [Dunno] | 7 |
| [Energy, economic, foreign] | 27 |
| [error left as is] | 18 |
| [expletive deleted] | 19 |
| [Eye roll] | 10 |
| [Facepalm!] | 11 |
| [Facepalm] | 10 |
| [Family, Toil, Crying] | 22 |
| [fist pump] | 11 |
| [Fit, Loaded, Sage] | 19 |
| [fizzle] | 8 |
| [For shame!] | 12 |
| [Forehead slap] | 15 |
| [frog lands in pond] | 20 |
| [g-}] | 5 |
| [Garnet, Milky, Sad] | 20 |
| [Gasp!?] | 8 |
| [Gasp!] | 7 |
| [Get me?] | 9 |
| [Get the joke?] | 15 |
| [Getting milked is sort of annoying, but I don't feel like running away] | 76 |
| [Giggle] | 8 |
| [Give me the worm! Give me the worm!] | 37 |
| [Go to next pg.] | 16 |
| [God, are they stupid or what?] | 31 |
| [Gone - just like that!] | 24 |
| [Gone ... instantly!] | 21 |
| [Goodness gracious!] | 20 |
| [Gotcha!] | 9 |
| [Green] | 7 |
| [Groan!] | 8 |
| [groan] | 7 |
| [gross!] | 8 |
| [Grr-r-r] | 9 |
| [Grumble, grumble, grumble] | 27 |
| [gulp!] | 7 |
| [Gulp] | 6 |
| [Ha!] | 5 |
| [He's the idiot, not me] | 28 |
| [Head desk] | 11 |
| [Headdesk] | 10 |
| [Headslap] | 10 |
| [Heavens!] | 10 |
| [here we go again] | 18 |
| [Hey, buddy!] | 13 |
| [Hint] Apple in the head | 24 |
| [Hint] Apple off the head | 25 |
| [Hint] Apple on the head | 24 |
| [Hint] Apple? Went ahead! | 25 |
| [Hmmph!] | 8 |
| [Ho-hum] | 8 |
| [Horrors!] | 10 |
| [How boring!] | 13 |
| [How dare you!] | 15 |
| [How dare you?!] | 16 |
| [How exasperating!] | 19 |
| [How shameful!] | 15 |
| [How shocking!] | 15 |
| [I am shocked!] | 15 |
| [I can't believe you just stepped on my tail. Now back the fuck away.] | 74 |
| [I can't hear you] | 22 |
| [I can't remember the words to this song] | 45 |
| [I don't care] | 18 |
| [I drank too fast] | 18 |
| [I forgot the lyrics] | 21 |
| [I give up] | 11 |
| [I just need, like, one spoonful of milk] | 41 |
| [I know it's wrong] | 23 |
| [I know this isn't correct] | 31 |
| [I told you so!] | 16 |
| [I'd like some oats over here...!] | 38 |
| [I'm bored] | 15 |
| [I'm frightened!] | 21 |
| [I'm getting absolutely milked here] | 40 |
| [I'm getting milked here] | 29 |
| [I'm heartbroken!] | 22 |
| [I'm in biiiig trouble] | 27 |
| [I'm in trouble here!] | 26 |
| [I'm in trouble!] | 21 |
| [I'm joking] | 16 |
| [I'm kidding!] | 18 |
| [I'm mad!] | 14 |
| [I'm not happy about doing this] | 36 |
| [I'm not happy about this ...] | 34 |
| [I'm not happy about this] | 30 |
| [I'm not listening ... I can't he-e-ear you!] | 53 |
| [I'm really tired of being a castaway] | 42 |
| [I'm scared!] | 17 |
| [I'm shocked! Shocked!] | 27 |
| [I'm shocked!] | 18 |
| [I'm so clever] | 19 |