| Zzzzzzz | 7 |
| [ ] bar | 11 |
| [ ] saver | 13 |
| [ ] shuttle | 15 |
| [ ] | 3 |
| [ ] that was the creation of an architect born 4/26/1917 | 56 |
| [ ___ ] | 7 |
| ['Tis a pity!] | 18 |
| ["Boohoo"] | 20 |
| ["Die Wurst ist ruiniert!"] | 37 |
| ["Go ahead and take the picture now"] | 47 |
| ["Good heavens!"] | 27 |
| ["Hell if I know"] | 28 |
| ["I can't remember the words..."] | 47 |
| ["I'm bored!"] | 28 |
| ["I'm standing right here"] | 41 |
| ["Not my mistake!"] | 29 |
| ["Oh my!"] | 20 |
| ["Oh no!"] | 20 |
| ["Oh, no!"] | 21 |
| ["Search me"] | 23 |
| ["Sigh"] | 18 |
| ["That's really what was said"] | 45 |
| ["This isn't my mistake"] | 39 |
| ["Throw the tennis ball!"] | 36 |
| ["We approve!"] | 25 |
| ["You chauvinist pig!"] | 33 |
| ["You don't mean...!"] | 36 |
| [*cross out* "Star Wars" character] Where droids go to dry out? | 73 |
| [*cross out* After-dinner display] One way to see a pie's filling? | 70 |
| [*cross out* Children's song] Ignore the rest of the lunch I brought and just eat the fish? | 95 |
| [*cross out* Gibbons and siamangs] Mountaintop that's not the very top? | 75 |
| [*cross out* Member of a certain 1990s-2000s rock band] Censor unhappy with "Family Guy" and "Glee," maybe? | 127 |
| [*cross out* Pageant] Circumstances that render someone attractive? | 67 |
| [*cross out* Pine, e.g.] Dinosaur that never goes out of style? | 63 |
| [*cross out* Studio substitute] Squarish bed? | 45 |
| [*cross out* Sun Tzu tome] Madame Tussaud's specialty? | 58 |
| [*cross out* Symbols of happiness] Transmissions with colons, dashes and parentheses? | 85 |
| [.] [.:] | 8 |
| [.] [.] | 7 |
| [0 0], for one | 14 |
| [10] | 4 |
| [15] | 4 |
| [1930] | 6 |
| [1938] | 6 |
| [1940] | 6 |
| [1958] | 6 |
| [1960] | 6 |
| [1] | 3 |
| [20] | 4 |
| [25] | 4 |
| [30] | 4 |
| [40] | 4 |
| [50] | 4 |
| [5] | 3 |
| [60] | 4 |
| [::] [::] | 9 |
| [Acolyte, tennis player, waiter] | 32 |
| [Ah, me] | 8 |
| [Ah, well] | 10 |
| [Air kiss] | 10 |
| [all of a sudden!] | 18 |
| [And that's the end of my artsy movie] | 42 |
| [Answered the alarm, now] | 25 |
| [Arrest, Omit, Bun] | 19 |
| [as is] | 7 |
| [as per the original] | 21 |
| [as printed] | 12 |
| [as submitted] | 14 |
| [as written] | 12 |
| [Attention, please ...] | 23 |
| [Attention, please] | 19 |
| [Awful!] | 8 |
| [Back off!] | 11 |
| [Bad call!] | 11 |
| [Bam!] | 6 |
| [Been there, done that] | 23 |
| [Bing, Quiets, Ogden] | 21 |
| [Bleargh!] | 10 |
| [blech!] | 8 |
| [Bloods, Hells Angels, Crips] | 29 |
| [Blue] | 6 |
| [Bo-o-o-oring!] | 15 |
| [bo-o-o-ring!] | 14 |
| [Bo-o-oring!] | 13 |
| [Boo-hoo!] | 10 |
| [Booooring...] | 14 |
| [bor-r-ring!] | 13 |
| [Boy, am I in trouble now!] | 27 |
| [Brown, Crabbe, Keaton] | 23 |
| [Brrr!] | 7 |
| [Buyer beware] | 14 |
| [Canada] | 8 |
| [Check back later] | 18 |
| [Check back later]: Abbr. | 25 |
| [Check later] | 13 |
| [Chocula, Basie, Dooku] | 23 |
| [Chuckle] | 9 |
| [Continued on next page] | 24 |
| [continued on the other side] | 29 |