| "If elected I will not serve" candidate of 1968 | 57 |
| "If Democrats Had Any Brains, ___ Be Republicans" (Ann Coulter book) | 78 |
| "If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans" author Coulter | 81 |
| "If called by a panther/Don't anther" poet Nash | 61 |
| "If called by a panther, don't anther" poet Nash | 62 |
| "If befriend donkey, expect to be kicked" speaker | 59 |
| "If at first, the ___ is not absurd, then there is no hope for it": Einstein | 86 |
| "If at first you don't succeed" course of action | 62 |
| "If at first you don't succeed ..." | 49 |
| "If asked, yes" | 25 |
| "If all ___ fails..." | 31 |
| "If all ___ fails, read the directions" | 49 |
| "If all ___ fails ..." | 32 |
| "If all ___ fails ... " | 33 |
| "If all ___ fails . . ." | 34 |
| "If all __ fails. . ." | 32 |
| "If all __ fails ..." | 31 |
| "If all __ fails . . ." | 33 |
| "If all goes well" | 28 |
| "If all goes well ..." | 32 |
| "If all --- fails..." | 31 |
| "If all --- fails...' | 30 |
| "If all --- fails ..." | 32 |
| "If a ___ is happy, it cannot fit too close": O. Henry | 64 |
| "If a tree falls in the forest and ___ ..." | 53 |
| "If a tree falls in the forest and ___ . . ." | 55 |
| "If a tree falls in the forest and ..." | 49 |
| "If a body ___ body..." | 33 |
| "If a body ___ body . . . " | 37 |
| "If ---" (Beatles song) | 33 |
| "If --- my way ..." | 29 |
| "If --- make it there..." | 35 |
| "If --- a nickel ..." | 31 |
| "If --- a Hammer" | 27 |
| "If --- a Carpenter" | 30 |
| "If _____ Hammer" | 28 |
| "Idylls" heroine | 26 |
| "Idylls of the King," stylistically | 45 |
| "Idylls of the King" woman | 36 |
| "Idylls of the King" wife | 35 |
| "Idylls of the King" setting | 38 |
| "Idylls of the King" poet | 35 |
| "Idylls of the King" name | 35 |
| "Idylls of the King" maiden | 37 |
| "Idylls of the King" lady | 35 |
| "Idylls of the King" figure | 37 |
| "Idylls of the King" character | 40 |
| "Idyll" lass | 22 |
| "Idomeneo," e.g. | 26 |
| "Idomeneo" heroine | 28 |
| "Idomeneo" composer | 29 |
| "Idol" success Clay | 29 |
| "Idol" runner-up with fans known as "Claymates" | 67 |
| "Idol" runner-up of 2003 | 34 |
| "Idol" judge with Randy and Simon | 43 |
| "Idol" judge replaced by Ellen | 40 |
| "Idol" judge DioGuardi | 32 |
| "Idol" guest vocal coach in 2006 | 42 |
| "Idol ___" (Mozart aria) | 34 |
| "Idiot's Delight" playwright | 42 |
| "Idiot's Delight" author | 38 |
| "Idiocracy" actor | 27 |
| "Identical" siblings | 30 |
| "Identical" sibling | 29 |
| "Identical Twins" photographer | 40 |
| "Ideas worth spreading" org. | 38 |
| "Ideas worth spreading" conference | 44 |
| "Ideas worth spreading" acronym | 41 |
| "Ideas for life" sloganeer | 36 |
| "Idée" source | 26 |
| "Ida, ___ as Apple Cider" | 35 |
| "Ida, ___ Apple Cider" | 32 |
| "Ida! ___ Apple Cider" | 32 |
| "Ida! ___ apple cider …" | 43 |
| "Icy" look | 20 |
| "ICU PDQ!" | 20 |
| "Icky!" | 17 |
| "Icky poo!" | 21 |
| "Ick!" in Valley Girl lingo | 37 |
| "Ick!" evoker | 23 |
| "Ick!" | 16 |
| "Ick factor 10!" | 26 |
| "Ici on ___ français" | 34 |
| "Ici on ___ . . . " | 29 |
| "Ich _____ ein Berliner" | 34 |
| "Ich ___," Prince of Wales's motto | 48 |
| "Ich ___," motto of Prince of Wales | 45 |
| "Ich ___ ein Berliner" | 32 |
| "Ich ___ dich" (German words of endearment) | 53 |
| "Ich ___ dich" (German term of endearment) | 52 |
| "Ich Liebe ___": Grieg | 32 |
| "Ich Dien," for one | 29 |
| "Ich denke nicht..." | 30 |
| "Ich bin _____ Berliner" | 34 |
| "Ich bin ___ Berliner": JFK | 37 |
| "Ich bin ___ Berliner": J.F.K. | 40 |
| "Ich bin ___ Berliner" | 32 |
| "Ich bin __ Berliner": JFK | 36 |
| "Ich bin __ Berliner" | 31 |
| "Ich bin __ Berliner!" | 32 |