| What crooked bank tellers have? | 31 |
| What crooks do | 14 |
| What crooks find out, eventually | 32 |
| What crossdressers have done? | 29 |
| What crossword constructors typically work on | 45 |
| What crowd did during ballad | 28 |
| What crowd does for mellow show | 31 |
| What crowd will do when power gets pulled | 41 |
| What crunches may produce | 25 |
| What cryptographers do | 22 |
| What crystal ball consulters are, supposedly | 44 |
| What crystal gazers do | 22 |
| What Crystal Harris became famous for doing in 2011, and a hint to the theme | 76 |
| What Ctrl-S does | 16 |
| What cuckolds wear | 18 |
| What cuirasses cover | 20 |
| What cults might arm themselves to protect against | 50 |
| What Cuomo heard at Tosca's entrance? | 41 |
| What cute little babies become someday | 38 |
| What cuts power in half? | 24 |
| What cymbals do | 15 |
| What Cyndi Lauper was not | 25 |
| What cynics lack | 16 |
| What D. Boone killed | 20 |
| What Dad brings home | 20 |
| What DAD might do to irrigate the backyard? | 43 |
| What DAD never was in his army days (so he says)? | 49 |
| What Dad the artist uses? | 25 |
| What Dad the CEO occupies? | 26 |
| What Dad the fisherman is tired of getting every Christmas? | 59 |
| What Dad the investor is after? | 31 |
| What Dagwood chooses for snoozes | 32 |
| What Damion Gough did badly as a boy? | 37 |
| What Damon Gough did badly as a boy? | 36 |
| What damp flour does | 20 |
| What dams may create | 20 |
| What Dana sailed before | 23 |
| What Dana spent two years before | 32 |
| What Dangerfield doesn't get | 32 |
| What Dangerfield said he didn't get | 39 |
| What Dangerous Toys tried to do | 31 |
| What Danton lost in 1794 | 24 |
| What Daphne became | 18 |
| What dare-devils go to | 22 |
| What daredevils seem to lack | 28 |
| What daredevils seem to live on | 31 |
| What dark clouds may portend | 28 |
| What darners darn | 17 |
| What Darth Vader serves, with "the" | 45 |
| What Daryl Hall has for breakfast? | 34 |
| What Dave Edmunds puts his rocks in? | 36 |
| What David did to Goliath | 25 |
| What David Lee Roth went for | 28 |
| What David Lee Roth will do after he eats 'em? | 50 |
| What David wielded | 18 |
| What daydreamers gather | 23 |
| What daydreamers gather, metaphorically | 39 |
| What days do in fall | 20 |
| What déjeuners satisfy | 25 |
| What détente might lead to | 29 |
| What de actor auditioned for? | 29 |
| What de class don't like? | 29 |
| What de musician plays? | 23 |
| What De Quincey ate | 19 |
| What de singer sings? | 21 |
| What de Soto sought | 19 |
| What de speeders pay? | 21 |
| What de stenographer takes? | 27 |
| What Dead Kennedys and Minor Threat were to skaters in the '80s | 67 |
| What Dead Kennedys were to skaters in the '80s | 50 |
| What dead men are said to do | 28 |
| What dead men do | 16 |
| What dead men don't wear, per a 1982 film title | 51 |
| What dead men tell | 18 |
| What Dead or Alive will do to a record? | 39 |
| What deadbeats and pessimists have | 34 |
| What dean may mean | 18 |
| What death or good luck comes in, it's said | 47 |
| What debaters debate | 20 |
| What deceitful people speak with? | 33 |
| What decrepit windshield wipers do | 34 |
| What Dee Snider struck, to PMRC | 31 |
| What Def Leppard does to "Sugar" | 42 |
| What Def Leppard said "For Love" | 42 |
| What defendants are presumed to be | 34 |
| What delicious food is | 22 |
| What delicious food seems to do | 31 |
| What deltas are made of | 23 |
| What demagogues speak with | 26 |
| What Demi Moore was making during "Unchained Melody" | 62 |
| What demographers gather | 24 |
| What demonstrators demonstrate | 30 |
| What Dennis does to Mr. Wilson | 30 |
| What Dennis is | 14 |
| What dentists call "calculus" | 39 |
| What dentists call tooth decay | 30 |
| What departing sailors weigh | 28 |
| What Depp did, over and over, to acquire the auction item he so badly wanted? | 77 |
| What Derek Trucks plays | 23 |
| What Descartes thought of? | 26 |