| He once boasted he would become a millionaire by age 30 | 55 |
| He often wears a brown porkpie and a red-and-white polka-dot necktie | 68 |
| He might have said "Thank goodness it's Friday" | 61 |
| He might have described himself as a coated knowledge professor | 63 |
| He might "report to the lobby" the same time as you | 61 |
| He may shout "you're not my real mom!" | 52 |
| He managed the U.S. to its first Olympic gold in baseball | 57 |
| He made a big hit with a tomahawk on "The Tonight Show" | 65 |
| He lowered the New York Times' price from 3¢ to 1¢ | 60 |
| He lost out to Philip Seymour Hoffman for Best Actor of 2005 | 60 |
| He lost out to Forman for the 1984 Best Director Golden Globe | 61 |
| He lost a 1989 fight to Hector "Macho" Camacho | 56 |
| He looked at her closely, then asked "...?" | 53 |
| He led the Chicago Symphony and the London Philharmonic | 55 |
| He led the band on "Weasels Ripped My Flesh" | 54 |
| He launched his business just a few years after Kroc | 52 |
| He knocked out Liston in the first round on May 25, 1965 | 56 |
| He kills Dumbledore (oh, stop whining about the spoiler) | 56 |
| He killed Chuck Norris in "Return of the Dragon" | 58 |
| He killed Basil Rathbone in "The Mark of Zorro" | 57 |
| He killed Anthony Quinn in "Against All Flags" | 56 |
| He killed Anne Francis in "Bad Day at Black Rock" | 59 |
| He joined Pizarro in the conquest of the Inca Empire | 52 |
| He is "more an antique Roman than a Dane," in literature | 66 |
| He introduced the symbol "e" for natural logs | 55 |
| He introduced the Easter egg roll on the White House lawn | 57 |
| He interviewed Miles Davis in the first Playboy interview | 57 |
| He infamously said ''I'm in charge'' | 56 |
| He hosted the first episode of "Saturday Night Live" | 62 |
| He hosted a reality show called "I Pity the Fool" | 59 |
| He hit the last two home runs at Ebbets Field [fist] | 52 |
| He had the title role in "Thank You, Jeeves" | 54 |
| He had the first hip-hop album to bear an explicit content sticker | 66 |
| He had the 1994 #1 hit "Here Comes the Hotstepper" | 60 |
| He had a whole family of musical instruments named after him | 60 |
| He had a thing for Trinity in "The Matrix" | 52 |
| He had a hit with "The Joint Is Jumpin'" | 54 |
| He had a 2004 #1 hit "Drop It Like It's Hot" | 58 |
| He had a 1967 hit with "My Cup Runneth Over" | 54 |
| He had a #4 hit with "It's Time to Cry" | 53 |
| He got 8 electoral votes to Franklin's 523 in 1936 | 54 |
| He gave Lisa noogies in a "Saturday Night Live" sketch | 64 |
| He fled down the Mississippi with a runaway slave, in fiction | 61 |
| He first saw his signature hairstyle in National Geographic | 59 |
| He fell in love with a fire hydrant on "Sesame Street" | 64 |
| He famously asked "Why didn't you burn the tapes?" | 64 |
| He entered the ring to ''Pomp and Circumstance'' | 64 |
| He doubted God's ability to bring water out of a rock | 57 |
| He directed Redd in "Cotton Comes to Harlem" | 54 |
| He directed Heath and Jake in "Brokeback Mountain" | 60 |
| He directed Eastwood in the "Man with No Name" trilogy | 64 |
| He directed Bela Lugosi in "Bride of the Monster" | 59 |
| He dies in Darnay's place in "A Tale of Two Cities" | 65 |
| He didn't really cry "The British are coming!" | 60 |
| He did the #4 hit of 1974 "The Bitch Is Back" | 55 |
| He developed the "Three Principles of the People" | 59 |
| He designed costumes for Sarah Bernhardt and Anna Pavlova | 57 |
| He designed a shirt, but wound up with a vest because he __ | 59 |
| He designed a deck of cards based on "La Traviata" | 60 |
| He defeated Connors for the 1975 Wimbledon championship | 55 |
| He danced with his wife in Broadway's "Watch Your Step" | 69 |
| He cowrote "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire" | 57 |
| He could "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee" | 61 |
| He conducted the world premiere of "Pagliacci" | 56 |
| He composed "the Microsoft Sound" on a Mac | 52 |
| He completed the Gate of All Nations in the Persepolis | 54 |
| He coined the phrase "The Canadian genius for compromise " | 68 |
| He coached Notre Dame's "Four Horsemen" | 53 |
| He co-wrote "Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark" | 53 |
| He co-founded the film studio American Zoetrope with Coppola | 60 |
| He claimed the coast of California for Queen Elizabeth | 54 |
| He choreographed "Revelations" to spirituals | 54 |
| He can sometimes be found near Wenda or Wizard Whitebeard | 57 |
| He came back to "The Tonight Show" in March | 53 |
| He called the U.S. pres. a "glorified public relations man" | 69 |
| He called jealousy "the green-eyed monster" | 53 |
| He called his critics "pusillanimous pussyfooters" | 60 |
| He called his art "hand-painted dream photographs" | 60 |
| He built and sold theremins before inventing his namesake instrument | 68 |
| He broke Ty's record for career hits in September 1985 | 58 |
| He bought Atlantic City's Resorts casino from Donald | 56 |
| He began his pro career with the Virginia Squires of the ABA | 60 |
| He became the world's fastest man at the 2008 Beijing Olympics | 66 |
| He became the first major leaguer with 3,000 hits in 1914 | 57 |
| He beat out the Big Hurt to win the 1996 A.L. batting title | 59 |
| He asks, "Do you like green eggs and ham?" | 52 |
| He announced Biden as his running mate with a text message | 58 |
| He "wore a diamond," in "Copacabana" | 56 |
| He "wants a gal who's dreamy" in a classic TV theme | 65 |
| He "runs through the town ... in his nightgown" | 57 |
| He "gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air" | 67 |
| HBO show based on "The Southern Vampire Mysteries" | 60 |
| HBO series about a struggling coach who turns to prostitution | 61 |
| Hazarding a guess: manager of a political candidate? | 52 |
| Hazarding a guess: doctor who puts stomach muscles in pulleys? | 62 |
| Hayworth's costar in "The Lady From Shanghai" | 59 |
| Hayworth pined for in "The Shawshank Redemption" | 58 |
| Hayes with a bit part in "Robin Hood: Men In Tights" | 62 |
| Haydn's ''The Creation'' setting | 52 |
| Haydn used two in "The Philosopher" Symphony | 54 |