| He wrote that government "is but a necessary evil" | 60 |
| He wrote "You and I have brains. The others have fluff" | 65 |
| He wrote "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" | 56 |
| He wrote "What Do You Say After You Say Hello?" | 57 |
| He wrote "To Helen" and "For Annie" | 55 |
| He wrote "time is generally the best medicine" | 56 |
| He wrote "This way a good soul never passes" | 54 |
| He wrote "There's a Wocket in My Pocket!" | 55 |
| He wrote "The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat" | 59 |
| He wrote "The Making of an American": 1901 | 52 |
| He wrote "The Discovery of India" while in prison | 59 |
| He wrote "Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun" | 69 |
| He wrote "One Step Forward, Two Steps Back" | 53 |
| He wrote "None but the brave deserves the fair" | 57 |
| He wrote "No human thing is of serious importance" | 60 |
| He wrote "Knowledge is the food of the soul" | 54 |
| He wrote "It is life near the bone where it is sweetest" | 66 |
| He wrote "If called by a panther, / Don't anther" | 63 |
| He wrote "I will show you fear in a handful of dust" | 62 |
| He wrote "I exist, that is all, and I find it nauseating" | 67 |
| He wrote "Hen's Teeth and Horse's Toes" | 57 |
| He wrote "Even the worthy Homer sometimes nods" | 57 |
| He wrote "Endymion" and "Hyperion" | 54 |
| He wrote " . . . A Serendipiter's Journey" | 56 |
| He wrote ''To be loved, be lovable'' | 52 |
| He won the NHL's top rookie award while still a teenager | 60 |
| He won the Best Actor Oscar for portraying Frank Slade | 54 |
| He won Best Director the same year Reese won Best Actress | 57 |
| He won Best Actor the same year that Halle won Best Actress | 59 |
| He won an Oscar for his role in "The Paper Chase" | 59 |
| He won an Oscar for "Splendor in the Grass" | 53 |
| He was voted into the Hall of Fame the same year as Tony | 56 |
| He was third behind Sosa and McGwire for the 1998 N.L. MVP | 58 |
| He was third behind Jackie and Stan for the 1949 N.L. MVP | 57 |
| He was the voice of Shaggy on TV's "Scooby-Doo" | 61 |
| He was the Mad Hatter in 2010's "Alice in Wonderland" | 67 |
| He was supposedly buried in the west end zone of Giants Stadium | 63 |
| He was Sonny Corleone in "The Godfather'' | 54 |
| He was slain by someone whose name rhymes with "slain" | 64 |
| He was Samwise Gamgee in "The Lord of the Rings" | 58 |
| He was questioned by Homer about the theoretical product Skittlebrau | 68 |
| He was played in two 1940 films, by Mickey Rooney and Spencer Tracy | 67 |
| He was played by a real dog in "Garfield: The Movie" | 62 |
| He was often asked "Knowhutimean?" by Ernest | 54 |
| He was named Public Enemy No. 1 following the death of John Dillinger | 69 |
| He was involved in a hosting controversy with O'Brien | 57 |
| He was Inspector Kemp in "Young Frankenstein" | 55 |
| He was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame the same year as Foxx | 68 |
| He was elected to the Hall of Fame the same year as Sandy | 57 |
| He was credited as Man Dodging Debris in "Spider-Man 2" | 65 |
| He was cast into the lion's den by Nebuchadnezzar | 53 |
| He was busted by Officer Obie for illegally dumping garbage | 59 |
| He was born "all over like an hairy garment" | 54 |
| He was awarded a Lifetime Achievement Grammy the same year as Arturo | 68 |
| He was advised "To thine own self be true" | 52 |
| He was "Big Daddy" in "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" | 65 |
| He voices Burns, Flanders, Skinner, Lovejoy, and Brockman | 57 |
| He voiced the title zebra in "Racing Stripes" | 55 |
| He voiced the curmudgeonly homeowner in "Up" | 54 |
| He voiced Ozzie the opossum in "Over the Hedge" | 57 |
| He voiced Mayor La Trivia on "Fibber McGee and Molly" | 63 |
| He voiced Aslan in 2005's "The Chronicles of Narnia" | 66 |
| He unleashed "Gangnam Style" on YouTube in 2012 | 57 |
| He turned down the wizard role in "The Wizard of Oz" | 62 |
| He tried to sell the Tower of Pisa, passing himself off as a... | 63 |
| He tried to sell the National Mall, describing it as... | 55 |
| He tried to sell the Great Lakes, claiming they were... | 55 |
| He tried to sell the Crystal Cathedral, fabricating a... | 56 |
| He tried to sell Alcatraz, even drafting a contract with a... | 61 |
| He tried selling the Brandenburg Gate, offering to take care of... | 66 |
| He took up painting while recovering from appendicitis | 54 |
| He told Bill O'Reilly, "Loud doesn't mean right" | 66 |
| He tied Grant Hill for the 1995 NBA Rookie of the Year | 54 |
| He thought NASA sewed astronauts' uniforms with the __ | 58 |
| He tends for Barney, Homer, Lenny, Carl, Sam and Larry | 54 |
| He swears in Judy Garland in "Judgment at Nuremberg" | 62 |
| He started four All-Star Games in the outfield with Medwick | 59 |
| He starred with his daughter in "Paper Moon" | 54 |
| He starred opposite Florence Henderson in "Fanny" | 59 |
| He starred on B'way in "How to Succeed . . . " | 60 |
| He starred as himself in "Cuban Pete," 1946 | 53 |
| He sported close-cropped sideburns playing Dylan McKay on TV | 60 |
| He spent December 25, 800 being crowned Holy Roman Emperor | 58 |
| He spent December 25, 1991 resigning as head of state | 53 |
| He spent December 25, 1926 succeeding to the Japanese throne | 60 |
| He spent December 25, 1642 being born in Woolsthorpe-by-Colsterworth | 68 |
| He spends much of the film in a dentist's fishtank | 54 |
| He sings "Mister Cellophane" in "Chicago" | 61 |
| He sings "Maria" in "West Side Story" | 57 |
| He should have written "What Makes Sammy Run" | 55 |
| He should have written "Postcards From the Edge" | 58 |
| He should have written "Green Eggs and Ham" | 53 |
| He should have starred in "The Deer Hunter" | 53 |
| He shocked reporters at the event by accusing them of ___ ... | 61 |
| He shared the 1933 Physics Nobel with Schrödinger | 52 |
| He shared the 1925 Nobel Prize in Physics with Hertz | 52 |
| He scored his 1,000th goal at Brazil's Maracanã Stadium | 62 |
| He says of Desdemona "She is indeed perfection" | 57 |
| He says "If music be the food of love, play on" | 57 |
| He sang on Gwen Stefani's "The Sweet Escape" | 58 |