| Gloaters' counterparts | 26 |
| Existentialist Kierkegaard | 26 |
| Kennedy historian Theodore | 26 |
| More ready for the masseur | 26 |
| More likely to blow a fuse | 26 |
| Results of lying too much? | 26 |
| Clusters of cells on ferns | 26 |
| Form of argument, in logic | 26 |
| Kappa Alpha Theta, for one | 26 |
| Palindromic philanthropist | 26 |
| Fragrant Jamaican beverage | 26 |
| Light reddish-brown horses | 26 |
| Bay of Naples tourist city | 26 |
| Causes of grief and regret | 26 |
| "I take it back" | 26 |
| Arrange in a logical order | 26 |
| Put into piles, as laundry | 26 |
| Assign to different stacks | 26 |
| Spreadsheet program option | 26 |
| Arrange in a certain order | 26 |
| To some degree, informally | 26 |
| In a way, conversationally | 26 |
| One concerned with classes | 26 |
| Francis Marion's ploys | 26 |
| What a loser may be out of | 26 |
| Does some pre-laundry work | 26 |
| Message in a bottle, maybe | 26 |
| "Mayday!" cousin | 26 |
| Urgent request to the USCG | 26 |
| Help wanted advertisement? | 26 |
| Brand found in the kitchen | 26 |
| Stranded sailor's call | 26 |
| Signal from a sinking ship | 26 |
| Ship's distress signal | 26 |
| Salt's 'Help!' | 26 |
| Nautical "Help!" | 26 |
| Letters to the Coast Guard | 26 |
| Letters from the high seas | 26 |
| [I'm in trouble here!] | 26 |
| "Mayday!" signal | 26 |
| 2000 Home Run Derby winner | 26 |
| Sammy with over 600 homers | 26 |
| Ivette of Eden's Crush | 26 |
| Cub #21 of the 1990s-2000s | 26 |
| Annual home run derby name | 26 |
| '98 homerun derby name | 26 |
| "Such a tragedy" | 26 |
| Lament after a loss, maybe | 26 |
| "What a tragedy" | 26 |
| "I feel for you" | 26 |
| 2003 single from The Shins | 26 |
| Eliciting a shrug, perhaps | 26 |
| Neither great nor terrible | 26 |
| Neither terrible nor great | 26 |
| Between great and terrible | 26 |
| "Going already?" | 26 |
| Mediocre follower of Marx? | 26 |
| Prolonged, in music: Abbr. | 26 |
| "Well, sorr-ry!" | 26 |
| "Tough noogies!" | 26 |
| One who's usually gone | 26 |
| One who likes cheap shots? | 26 |
| One who is quite a downer? | 26 |
| "Neener neener!" | 26 |
| "...and ___ bed" | 26 |
| Plant resembling the yucca | 26 |
| "I know, right?" | 26 |
| "Damn straight!" | 26 |
| Breathalyzer test flunkers | 26 |
| Teetotalers' opposites | 26 |
| Whom bouncers might bounce | 26 |
| Mayberry's Otis et al. | 26 |
| Blues musician's asset | 26 |
| Pre-performance audio test | 26 |
| Extra horsepower, slangily | 26 |
| Extra horsepower, in slang | 26 |
| Stock maker's addition | 26 |
| Pitcher's throwing arm | 26 |
| The works, gastronomically | 26 |
| Comedian born Milton Hines | 26 |
| Causing the lips to pucker | 26 |
| STP's "Girl" | 26 |
| Like a loser's grapes? | 26 |
| Causing puckering, perhaps | 26 |
| Bartender's concoction | 26 |
| White onion-dip ingredient | 26 |
| Deteriorated, as relations | 26 |
| Loser's whiny response | 26 |
| Becomes disillusioned with | 26 |
| 'El Capitan,' e.g. | 26 |
| One second in a restaurant | 26 |
| Certain seconds-in-command | 26 |
| Justice from New Hampshire | 26 |
| Below the Mason-Dixon line | 26 |
| Fighting Irish campus site | 26 |
| Amundsen's destination | 26 |
| Norman Douglas novel: 1917 | 26 |
| It's Supreme in Moscow | 26 |
| Shchedrin and Shostakovich | 26 |
| What to do before you reap | 26 |