| Alternatives to Volvos | 22 |
| Alternatives to Viceroys | 24 |
| Alternatives to urgent care clinics, for short | 46 |
| Alternatives to twists | 22 |
| Alternatives to Twinkies | 24 |
| Alternatives to Triscuits | 25 |
| Alternatives to tricks | 22 |
| Alternatives to the Grammys: Abbr. | 34 |
| Alternatives to The Club | 24 |
| Alternatives to Tempur-Pedics | 29 |
| Alternatives to tellers, briefly | 32 |
| Alternatives to suspenders | 26 |
| Alternatives to sunroofs | 24 |
| Alternatives to Sts. | 20 |
| Alternatives to stoplights | 26 |
| Alternatives to stocks | 22 |
| Alternatives to sprays | 22 |
| Alternatives to souchongs | 25 |
| Alternatives to Sonys | 21 |
| Alternatives to solids | 22 |
| Alternatives to Slurpees | 24 |
| Alternatives to shakes | 22 |
| Alternatives to Scotches | 24 |
| Alternatives to saws | 20 |
| Alternatives to Samsung phones | 30 |
| Alternatives to sales | 21 |
| Alternatives to rope tows | 25 |
| Alternatives to Rivieras | 24 |
| Alternatives to Reeboks | 23 |
| Alternatives to reds and whites | 31 |
| Alternatives to RCs | 19 |
| Alternatives to racks | 21 |
| Alternatives to purchases | 25 |
| Alternatives to pumpernickels | 29 |
| Alternatives to Porsches | 24 |
| Alternatives to plasma TVs | 26 |
| Alternatives to pianos | 22 |
| Alternatives to Pepsis | 22 |
| Alternatives to Pentiums | 24 |
| Alternatives to pensions | 24 |
| Alternatives to PCs | 19 |
| Alternatives to passing shots, in tennis | 40 |
| Alternatives to Paper Mates | 27 |
| Alternatives to Omegas | 22 |
| Alternatives to Nikes | 21 |
| Alternatives to Nehis | 21 |
| Alternatives to Mustangs | 24 |
| Alternatives to mules | 21 |
| Alternatives to Movados | 23 |
| Alternatives to monkey bars? | 28 |
| Alternatives to mobile phones | 29 |
| Alternatives to Merlots | 23 |
| Alternatives to malls | 21 |
| Alternatives to main thoroughfares | 34 |
| Alternatives to Macs | 20 |
| Alternatives to lutzes and salchows | 35 |
| Alternatives to loafers | 23 |
| Alternatives to Levis | 21 |
| Alternatives to Levi's | 26 |
| Alternatives to lattes | 22 |
| Alternatives to lagers | 22 |
| Alternatives to Jordache | 24 |
| Alternatives to iPhones | 23 |
| Alternatives to iced tea | 24 |
| Alternatives to Hiltons | 23 |
| Alternatives to furnaces | 24 |
| Alternatives to fractions | 25 |
| Alternatives to foils | 21 |
| Alternatives to finger bowls | 28 |
| Alternatives to Filas | 21 |
| Alternatives to faxes | 21 |
| Alternatives to fans, briefly | 29 |
| Alternatives to fans | 20 |
| Alternatives to e-mail | 22 |
| Alternatives to downloads | 25 |
| Alternatives to Dos Equis | 25 |
| Alternatives to cups, in dessert orders | 39 |
| Alternatives to creams | 22 |
| Alternatives to convertibles | 28 |
| Alternatives to comb-overs | 26 |
| Alternatives to Cokes | 21 |
| Alternatives to coffee | 22 |
| Alternatives to Civics | 22 |
| Alternatives to chips, say | 26 |
| Alternatives to Casios | 22 |
| Alternatives to buttons | 23 |
| Alternatives to Butterfingers | 29 |
| Alternatives to buses | 21 |
| Alternatives to booths | 22 |
| Alternatives to angel investors, for short | 42 |
| Alternatives to 747's | 25 |
| Alternatives to 45s | 19 |
| Alternatives to 401(k)s | 23 |
| Alternatives to 'Vettes | 27 |
| Alternatives in the "You Must Draw Poultry" class? | 60 |
| Alternatives | 12 |
| Alternatively, in Internet lingo | 32 |
| Alternatively, in cyberspace shorthand | 38 |
| Alternatively, briefly | 22 |
| Alternatively | 13 |