| Thing students are generally unhappy to be given | 48 |
| Thing studied by a helminthologist | 34 |
| Thing submitted to an insurance company | 39 |
| Thing surrounded by cilia | 25 |
| Thing swung on a court | 22 |
| Thing taken at an inauguration | 30 |
| Thing taken for granted | 23 |
| Thing taken from someone's book | 35 |
| Thing taken to a slip | 21 |
| Thing taught in obedience school | 32 |
| Thing that "bandy" describes | 38 |
| Thing that a second-story man might use to break into a house? | 62 |
| Thing that attacked a Hawaiian city? | 36 |
| Thing that begins gradually? | 28 |
| Thing that can be very sticky? | 30 |
| Thing that can destroy one's budget | 39 |
| Thing that comes to those who wait | 34 |
| Thing that conceals | 19 |
| Thing that displays guns | 24 |
| Thing that doesn't go off without a hitch? | 46 |
| Thing that endures | 18 |
| Thing that gets socked? | 23 |
| Thing that gives directions | 27 |
| Thing that goes bang - and a hint to this puzzle's theme | 60 |
| Thing that has pieces made of bits? | 35 |
| Thing that helps your motor cycle | 33 |
| Thing that holds your TV up by the fingertips? | 46 |
| Thing that hones a snake's skills? | 38 |
| Thing that is always charged | 28 |
| Thing that keeps track of the beat?: Abbr. | 42 |
| Thing that makes fat fast? | 26 |
| Thing that many people break into | 33 |
| Thing that may appear to be symmetrical but isn't ... like this puzzle's grid | 85 |
| Thing that may be lent or bent | 30 |
| Thing that may be penciled in | 29 |
| Thing that may be streamed | 26 |
| Thing that may break people up | 30 |
| Thing that may stick in a fur coat | 34 |
| Thing that might be contracted by unions?: Abbr. | 48 |
| Thing that might be shrunken or swelled | 39 |
| Thing that might be upset ... and what is "upset" in this puzzle's scrambled theme | 96 |
| Thing that might come with a cum laude notation | 47 |
| Thing that might decay | 22 |
| Thing that might have a needle | 30 |
| Thing that might sprout from a French bean? | 43 |
| Thing that often has branches | 29 |
| Thing that reduces | 18 |
| Thing that Sgt. Friday requested | 32 |
| Thing that shrinks when inflated? | 33 |
| Thing that sucks, informally | 28 |
| Thing that won't go off without a hitch? | 44 |
| Thing that'll deter someone from taking a ride | 50 |
| Thing that's adjustable in some bathrooms? | 46 |
| Thing that's blocked by sunblock | 36 |
| Thing that's fancy-free? | 28 |
| Thing that's far from tidy | 30 |
| Thing that's frequently turned | 34 |
| Thing that's hard to miss | 29 |
| Thing that's highly explosive | 33 |
| Thing that's often marked down at a department store? | 57 |
| Thing that's picked | 23 |
| Thing that's spouted | 24 |
| Thing thrown at a bull's-eye | 32 |
| Thing thrown in a pub | 21 |
| Thing to avoid | 14 |
| Thing to be as happy as | 23 |
| Thing to be cracked | 19 |
| Thing to be done | 16 |
| Thing to be in | 14 |
| Thing to be parsed | 18 |
| Thing to be picked | 18 |
| Thing to be sold | 16 |
| Thing to be sorted out | 22 |
| Thing to be stuck in | 20 |
| Thing to beat | 13 |
| Thing to bend or lend | 21 |
| Thing to blow off | 17 |
| Thing to break free of, perhaps | 31 |
| Thing to bring if your backs are against the wall? | 50 |
| Thing to carry in a boardroom | 29 |
| Thing to cast | 13 |
| Thing to champion | 17 |
| Thing to charge with | 20 |
| Thing to check the day of a parade | 34 |
| Thing to confess | 16 |
| Thing to cook up | 16 |
| Thing to cram for | 17 |
| Thing to dance around | 21 |
| Thing to do | 11 |
| Thing to do at home | 19 |
| Thing to do before a heist | 26 |
| Thing to do before bed | 22 |
| Thing to do before driving | 26 |
| Thing to do before the picture starts? | 38 |
| Thing to do first | 17 |
| Thing to do in a beautiful garden | 33 |
| Thing to do in a storm | 22 |
| Thing to do in Aspen | 20 |
| Thing to do in style | 20 |
| Thing to do on the cautious side? | 33 |