| Pentecost, e.g., and what can literally be found in this puzzle's four other longest answers | 96 |
| "Hmmm...I'm stumped as to how you landed a role on 'The Addams Family'..." | 96 |
| "Sorry, Buckeye State, but the whole General Assembly's coming over for my party!" | 96 |
| "That thing I told you about isn't getting done today, possibly not even tomorrow" | 96 |
| Physician William who wrote the classic text "The Principles and Practice of Medicine" | 96 |
| Potentially hackable polling system voted "Worst of Technology" by "Fortune" | 96 |
| The world's largest ..., in Coleman, Alberta, is used to raise money by the Lions of Coleman | 96 |
| Inviting danger ... the end of which can precede each half of the answer to each asterisked clue | 96 |
| "Robin Williams's best work was playing a comics character in the early '80s"? | 96 |
| Don't ditch your CLEAR PLASTICS; recycle them into a ___, a useful tool for bigoted surgeons | 96 |
| "It is through Art, and through Art only, that we can ___ our perfection": Oscar Wilde | 96 |
| Documentary in which the director asks "So how much did you have to pay for the baby?" | 96 |
| Oscar-nominated movie where the main characters are chased down the street by an angry naked guy | 96 |
| Very happy "place" [read the Notepad for info about the hidden answers in this puzzle] | 96 |
| Number of Belgian beers you plan on drinking (as screamed in "A Futbol Named Desire")? | 96 |
| Command to the promiscuous widow in "The Night of the Iguana" to take her clothes off? | 96 |
| "Sanctimonious ___" (Joseph McCarthy's nickname for Senator Symington of Missouri) | 96 |
| Or maybe the subjects have ___, a condition in which letters and numbers are perceived as colors | 96 |
| The handle of Charles Dickens's ivory letter opener, in the Library's collection, is ___ | 96 |
| Long-running game show with a feature spelled out clockwise by this puzzle's circled letters | 96 |
| Familiarly, nutritious trio found twice in this puzzle—one trio is hidden in certain corners | 96 |
| Morgan who is "too sleepy and self-centered to ever hurt another person," per Tina Fey | 96 |
| Fish dish served with lemon and pepper, simmered in pretty hate and dissonant synthesizer lines? | 96 |
| General who countered the Taiping Rebellion, which was waged over access to sugary fried chicken | 96 |
| "Has the ___ effective at keeping peace?" (question for Sec'y-General Ban Ki-moon) | 96 |
| "Come ___ these yellow sands, / And then take hands": Ariel in "The Tempest" | 96 |
| The practice of trying to stop something that persistently occurs in an apparently random manner | 96 |
| In a Weird Al Yankovic song, he "looks like a Muppet, but he's wrinkled and green" | 96 |
| "... the morn ... Walks o'er the dew of __ high eastward hill": "Hamlet" | 96 |
| Dad's reaction to: "Dad, I dropped out of college and joined the traveling circus" | 96 |
| Beer Obama sent to the Canadian P.M. to settle their bet over the Olympic hockey gold medal game | 96 |
| ___ and Jayna (TV's Wonder Twins, whose names were inspired by an Edgar Rice Burroughs pair) | 96 |
| Popular picture fonts that come standard on Apple computers (named after a German type designer) | 96 |
| Either of a pair of stubborn Dr. Seuss characters in "The Sneetches and Other Stories" | 96 |
| Playwright Edward who said "Creativity is magic ... don't examine it too closely" | 95 |
| Colts fullback Alan who famously scored the winning touchdown in the 1958 NFL championship game | 95 |
| "The Simpsons" character whose favorite baseball squadron is the "Nye Mets" | 95 |
| "___ begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome" (Andre Gide) | 95 |
| Song by the Who with the lyric "Just one word from her and my troubles are long gone" | 95 |
| Charles Gounod piece based on the first prelude of Bach's "Well-Tempered Clavier" | 95 |
| Only person to have the #1 movie, #1 album and #1-rated late-night TV show all in the same week | 95 |
| Kentucky town with a college and a cornbread festival ... Christ, Wikipedia yields shitty clues | 95 |
| Ian's role in "The Fellowship of the Ring" and "The Return of the King" | 95 |
| Recipient of all of Dale Cooper's tape-recorded messages on TV's "Twin Peaks" | 95 |
| "___ Mak'er" (Zeppelin title that's a transliteration of "Jamaica") | 95 |
| "... when I am king, claim thou of me / The ___ of Hereford": "Richard III" | 95 |
| "FDA Official: 'Just ___ Goddamn Vegetable'" ("The Onion" headline) | 95 |
| He was "the Ugly" opposite Clint's "Good" and Lee's "Bad" | 95 |
| "riverrun, past ___ and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay": James Joyce | 95 |
| Surviving Milli Vanilli member [avxword.com is home to the best indie xwords - subscribe today] | 95 |
| Word that goes after the start of and before the end of the five longest answers in this puzzle | 95 |
| Screenwriting Oscar winner for "To Kill a Mockingbird" and "Tender Mercies" | 95 |
| "Shallow End of the ___ Pool" (Emily Kaitz song covered by the Austin Lounge Lizards) | 95 |
| Vaudeville comic brother who was part of the United States Croquet Hall of Fame inaugural class | 95 |
| Poet whose last words were "Of course [God] will forgive me; that's his business" | 95 |
| Disrespectful roommate's reply to an inquiry about that last slice of pizza you were saving | 95 |
| "___ No Longer Permitted To Use Word 'Eat' In Advertisements": Onion headline | 95 |
| Miller beer that "tastes great" and is "less filling," according to its ads | 95 |
| "The ___ is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon" (Monty Python) | 95 |
| Broadway title character whose "special fascination'll prove to be inspirational" | 95 |
| Singer of the 1993 No. 1 hit "I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" | 95 |
| Inventor whose name is spelled out by the horizontal lines of special characters in this puzzle | 95 |
| Word before "rain," "heat" and "gloom of night" in a postal creed | 95 |
| Band who appeared on "The Simpsons" in the episode "New Kids on the Blecch" | 95 |
| Source of the title material in "Weird Al" Yankovic's "The White Stuff" | 95 |
| Mary whose short story "The Wisdom of Eve" was the basis of "All About Eve" | 95 |
| "Al ___ Lado Del RÃo" (Oscar-winning song from "The Motorcycle Diaries") | 95 |
| Arcade game in which characters can pass through tunnels to get to the other side of the screen | 95 |
| Discussion group, and a word that can follow the ends of this puzzle's five longest answers | 95 |
| He's #1 on baseball's all-time list of games played ahead of Carl, Hank, Rickey, and Ty | 95 |
| "They don't scurry when something bigger comes their way," according to Pearl Jam | 95 |
| 1965 R&B #1 song with the repeated lyric "Can't you see that I'm lonely?" | 95 |
| "The ostrich roams the great ___. / Its mouth is wide, its neck is narra": Ogden Nash | 95 |
| "Tore open the shutters and threw up the ___" ("A Visit from St. Nicholas") | 95 |
| Like the order of the letters in the first words of the starred entries, before being shaken up | 95 |
| Author who wrote "One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other" | 95 |
| Dancer Ailey, in his upstate New York home (as screamed on "Chipmunk Day Afternoon")? | 95 |
| "If man makes himself ___ he must not complain when he is trodden on" (Immanuel Kant) | 95 |
| "The Breakfast Club" actress cuts through the nonsense to portray a chain of casinos? | 95 |
| Indie band with the classic album "If You're Feeling Sinister" (with sword drawn) | 95 |
| Meat that everyone thinks is rotten but then it turns out to be some of the best barbecue ever? | 95 |
| "I am on a drug. It's called ___." (And source of the quotes used in this puzzle) | 95 |
| We assume they ate my grandparents' cat that disappeared in San Diego like twenty years ago | 95 |
| Service run by the band They Might Be Giants that was nothing more than their answering machine | 95 |
| Bullfighter who's the subject of the book "Or I'll Dress You in the Mourning" | 95 |
| It's made with bread at the bottom, bananas and fish in the middle, and potato chips on top | 95 |
| Time leading up to doing whatever you want (as screamed on "Golf Course Braveheart")? | 95 |
| Family doctor's specialty, or the short-term experience you'll get solving this puzzle? | 95 |
| Tony Nelson: "What's another word for 'toilet'?" Jeannie: "___" | 95 |
| Lame alternative to "Couldn't be bothered with writing that five paragraph essay" | 95 |
| 1,000,000 in the phrase "When I win a million dollars" is an example of an ___ number | 95 |
| 1994 multi-Golden Raspberry-nominated film that lost in all categories to "Showgirls" | 95 |
| MTV reality show that controversially uses the terms "Guido" and "Guidette" | 95 |
| Son of a 1970s president, or host of the weekend edition of "Today" in the late 1990s | 95 |
| Mathematician and philosopher who coined the phrase "the best of all possible worlds" | 95 |
| Word that could mean “become too small to see” or “similar to a family vehicle” | 95 |
| Unit used to jokingly describe celery, since it requires more energy to eat it than it contains | 95 |
| Rapper who was the first artist to have seven singles on the Billboard Hot 100 at the same time | 95 |
| “And I could barely keep my eyes open in Economics, where the topic of the day was ___” | 95 |
| Knock-off board game suffix found after "Dino," "Dog," or "Ocean" | 95 |