| Text | Length |
| Order pizza, maybe | 18 |
| Order Chinese, say | 18 |
| Have a TV dinner | 16 |
| Get delivery | 12 |
| Forgo the diner | 15 |
| Bring back burgers | 18 |
| Getting down | 12 |
| Diner activity | 14 |
| Really bothering | 16 |
| Polishing off | 13 |
| Having a nosh | 13 |
| Green room activity | 19 |
| Gourmand's joy | 18 |
| Feast activity | 14 |
| Downing a sub | 13 |
| Chowing down | 12 |
| Cafe activity | 13 |
| Busy with courses | 17 |
| Badly bothering | 15 |
| Exasperating | 12 |
| Bothering badly | 15 |
| Bothering a lot | 15 |
| Causing agita | 13 |
| Chip away at | 12 |
| Destroy gradually | 17 |
| Part of drain | 13 |
| Gradually deplete | 17 |
| Erode gradually | 15 |
| Deplete, as savings | 19 |
| Deplete, as profits | 19 |
| Consume, as profits | 19 |
| Yankovic parody | 15 |
| Absorb a loss | 13 |
| Yankovich parody | 16 |
| Weird Al hit | 12 |
| Take the loss | 13 |
| Suffer ignominy | 15 |
| Gloating comment | 16 |
| Fail ignominiously | 18 |
| Al Yankovic parody | 18 |
| Absorb the loss | 15 |
| 1984 Weird Al hit | 17 |
| Wonderland message | 18 |
| Words Alice read | 16 |
| Words Alice obeyed | 18 |
| Wonderland phrase | 17 |
| 1980s insult line | 17 |
| Drag racing taunt | 17 |
| City in Ohio | 12 |
| Use, as a dish | 14 |
| Industrialist Cyrus | 19 |
| Stationery brand | 16 |
| Use, as plates | 14 |
| Stationery name | 15 |
| Use, as dishes | 14 |
| Noted stationer | 15 |
| Big name in paper | 17 |
| Use, as good china | 18 |
| Use at the table | 16 |
| Timothy or Cyrus | 16 |
| Stationery company | 18 |
| Merchant Timothy | 16 |
| Jackson Sec. of War | 19 |
| A Colonial governor | 19 |
| Admit a mistake | 15 |
| Celebrate, in a way | 19 |
| Dine at a diner | 15 |
| Go to a diner | 13 |
| Visit a restaurant | 18 |
| Visit a diner | 13 |
| Use a counter | 13 |
| Stop for a bite | 15 |
| Not cook, say | 13 |
| Leave the kitchen | 17 |
| Go to Daniel, say | 17 |
| Go to a restaurant | 18 |
| Go for a pizza | 14 |
| Eschew home cooking | 19 |
| Enjoy a bistro | 14 |
| Drop into a diner | 17 |
| Dine in public | 14 |
| Dine al fresco | 14 |
| Diner offering | 14 |
| Beanery sign | 12 |
| Hash-house sign | 15 |
| Greasy spoon fare | 17 |
| Emulates Pac-Man | 16 |
| Greasy spoon sign | 17 |
| Grabs dinner | 12 |
| Roadside diner sign | 19 |
| Greasy-spoon sign | 17 |
| Absorbs, as a loss | 18 |
| Beanery offering | 16 |
| Polishes off | 12 |
| Picnic spread | 13 |
| Fasts no more | 13 |
| Wears (away) | 12 |
| Truck-stop sign | 15 |
| Slangy sustenance | 17 |
| Food, so to speak | 17 |
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