| Star of "Captains Courageous" and "Boys Town" | 65 |
| "30 Rock" character, or the first name of his portrayer | 65 |
| What a marathon runner does after getting a sprain during a race? | 65 |
| One of 2011's Daytime Emmy Lifetime Achievement Award winners | 65 |
| Word with ''family'' or ''lemon'' | 65 |
| Prefix for ''cycle'' or ''state'' | 65 |
| Informal name for Lou Grant's newspaper, with "The" | 65 |
| "The ___ has spoken" ("Survivor" catchphrase) | 65 |
| Modern-day alerts that The New Republic suggested The Onion carry | 65 |
| Catherine Keener's role in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" | 65 |
| Bernie Williams or Derek Jeter, colloquially, in the eyes of fans | 65 |
| Word repeated after "If at first you don't succeed" | 65 |
| Repeated word in '00 Smashing Pumpkins song about an attempt? | 65 |
| "___ to Remember" ("The Fantasticks" classic) | 65 |
| Ming ___, of public television's show "Simply Ming" | 65 |
| The score for "Symphonie fantastique" has a part for it | 65 |
| Its motto is "Pax et lux" ("Peace and light") | 65 |
| "You don't __ Superman's cape": Jim Croce lyric | 65 |
| Word with ''faced'' or ''fisted'' | 65 |
| Ronan ___, "God Bless America" singer at Yankee Stadium | 65 |
| Numerical classification of the most used U-boats of World War II | 65 |
| ___girl (nation created by Oprah in an "Onion" article) | 65 |
| Actress Liv who was one of Ingmar Bergman's "muses" | 65 |
| James Joyce novel that many people claim to have finished reading | 65 |
| Cécile de Volanges portrayer in "Dangerous Liaisons" | 65 |
| Intl. group that issued the controversial MacBride report in 1980 | 65 |
| Board game where you have no car, no kids, no luck, and no money? | 65 |
| "Weekend ___" ("Saturday Night Live" segment) | 65 |
| "___ Cripple Creek" (1969 hit for "The Band") | 65 |
| "Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon" coverers __ Overkill | 65 |
| "All That I've Got" Utah band, with "The" | 65 |
| Mil. group with the slogan "Until Every One Comes Home" | 65 |
| Snack brand represented by Sterling Cooper on "Mad Men" | 65 |
| Recipe in the Library of Congress handwritten by Thomas Jefferson | 65 |
| "God bless Captain ___!" (Billy Budd's final words) | 65 |
| Florida Congressman Buchanan who took Katherine Harris's seat | 65 |
| Jules who wrote "Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea" | 65 |
| Latka's womanizing alter-ego on "Taxi," ___ Ferrari | 65 |
| Gum-chewing girl in "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" | 65 |
| Ending for ''glass'' or ''metal'' | 65 |
| ''Soft'' or ''silver'' attachment | 65 |
| Gore Vidal called him "a genius with the IQ of a moron" | 65 |
| Pro league sometimes called the "Dream Tour of Surfing" | 65 |
| Award for which winners get to give a five-word acceptance speech | 65 |
| Fast food dessert that some kids insist on dipping their fries in | 65 |
| "___ Only in It for the Money" (1968 Frank Zappa album) | 65 |
| Ship created by Rudyard Kipling for “Captains Courageous” | 65 |
| 2010 Ke$ha chart-topper with a creatively spelled five-word title | 65 |
| ''I'm Henery the Eighth, I Am'' composer R.P. | 65 |
| "When our history is written, this'll make one ___" | 65 |
| Start of a befuddled question from Chester to Mr. Dillon, perhaps | 65 |
| Question alarming to young Tell that sounds like one from Juliet? | 65 |
| Group with the rock opera "Tommy," with "the" | 65 |
| Show where Tony Danza played a housekeeper named (surprise!) Tony | 65 |
| Robert Louis Stevenson described it as "bottled poetry" | 65 |
| "Thou source of all my bliss, and all my __": Goldsmith | 65 |
| "So I hear your job as exercise class instructor is __" | 65 |
| "For What It's ___" (1967 Buffalo Springfield song) | 65 |
| Entertainer who was the first man to be married at Caesars Palace | 65 |
| Map phrase ... and a hint to finding this week's final answer | 65 |
| $10,000,000 award won in 2004 for successful private space flight | 65 |
| UK rock band with the double entendre song "Pink Thing" | 65 |
| "That's Why I Chose ___" (musical admissions video) | 65 |
| One-named musician with the album "Keys to Imagination" | 65 |
| A lot of Britney Spears's "Oops ... I Did It Again" | 65 |
| To date [the Onion xword is now the AVCX - solve at avxwords.com] | 65 |
| House who won Cycle 2 of "America's Next Top Model" | 65 |
| '80s-'90s video show hosted by Doctor Dré and Ed Lover | 65 |
| Mall map phrase, and a homophonic hint to this puzzle's theme | 65 |
| "Worst car of the millennium," per "Car Talk" | 65 |
| Actor Quinto who played Spock in the "Star Trek" reboot | 65 |
| Main character in Elmer Rice's "The Adding Machine" | 65 |
| Beverage brand named from the Russian word for "winter" | 65 |
| Comic strip written by Jerry Scott and illustrated by Jim Borgman | 65 |
| Planet visited by Spaceman Spiff in "Calvin and Hobbes" | 65 |
| Places with red pandas (and other animals I care much less about) | 65 |
| Fermenting agent (often found on the last page of the dictionary) | 65 |
| Its logo is on the book "Sudoku to Exercise Your Mind" | 64 |
| Words with ''skip'' or ''pound'' | 64 |
| "J'Accuse" and "Napoleon" director Gance | 64 |
| He was slain by someone whose name rhymes with "slain" | 64 |
| Brother referred to in "Am I my brother's keeper?" | 64 |
| ''Not with ___ the heart is broken'' (Dickinson) | 64 |
| ''Don't have ___, man!'' (Bart Simpson line) | 64 |
| "___ Sanctorum," collection of saints' biographies | 64 |
| When Bottom returns in "A Midsummer Night's Dream" | 64 |
| When "eye of newt" is mentioned in "Macbeth" | 64 |
| Source of "It is more blessed to give than to receive" | 64 |
| Noah's great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather | 64 |
| Psychiatrist who coined the term "inferiority complex" | 64 |
| Old magazine billed as "America's Aviation Weekly" | 64 |
| Originator of the phrase "Familiarity breeds contempt" | 64 |
| "Regrets, I've had ___" ("My Way" lyric) | 64 |
| Insurance company with a duck mascot voiced by Gilbert Gottfried | 64 |
| Word with ''free'' or ''ticket'' | 64 |
| "You can't fool me -- this is an exploding cigar!" | 64 |
| "Is You Is or Is You ___ My Baby?" (Louis Jordan song) | 64 |
| "When I was __ ...": Gilbert & Sullivan song lyric | 64 |
| Attorney Gregory Lawson portrayer in "Flash of Genius" | 64 |
| "___, 'tis true I have gone here and there": Shak. | 64 |