| Nickelodeon's "incredible, squishable, squeezable" goo | 68 |
| He'd wizard circles around that hack Harry Potter, if you ask me | 68 |
| Rolling Stones hit whose title follows the words "Hey you" | 68 |
| Masochistic punk singer with the given name "Jesus Christ" | 68 |
| Singer whose "I Just Wanna Stop" was a Top Ten hit in 1978 | 68 |
| "___ Alice" (classic 1971 antidrug teen "diary") | 68 |
| Exceeds limits (or what each of this puzzle's theme items does?) | 68 |
| "Where no wood is, there the fire ___ out": Proverbs 26:20 | 68 |
| Rihanna's studio album with the hit single "Disturbia" | 68 |
| Slang term for a website's prominence on a popular search engine | 68 |
| 2001 film that earned Robert Altman a Best Director Oscar nomination | 68 |
| Best way to deal with life's frustrations, to a badminton coach? | 68 |
| Agency responsible for student awards as well as death certificates? | 68 |
| "Ladies and gentlemen, our widgets will be sold in ___..." | 68 |
| Chinese restaurant offering / Wonderland affair / Group on the left? | 68 |
| Masterpiece now permanently housed in Madrid's Museo Reina Sofia | 68 |
| Animal that's often exempt from "no pets" restrictions | 68 |
| What X's and O's mean on a witch's Valentine's card? | 68 |
| Line from ''Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas'' | 68 |
| "I do ___ proud man ...": "Troilus and Cressida" | 68 |
| When I moved to Sleepy Hollow, I started dating a soldier, but . . . | 68 |
| Barbra Streisand belter about "The Persistence of Memory"? | 68 |
| Co-founder of Standard Oil and developer of Florida's east coast | 68 |
| "I don't like my chances, but I'll give it a try!" | 68 |
| Carol sung by Andy and Opie from "The Andy Griffith Show"? | 68 |
| Author who wrote "Demian" under the pen name Emil Sinclair | 68 |
| Words before "Take a Walk on the Wild Side," in the lyrics | 68 |
| Ship created by Robert Louis Stevenson for “Treasure Island” | 68 |
| Start of a bumper sticker that may end with one's favorite hobby | 68 |
| Anagrammy-winning song about Mr. Ed going bald? (with "A") | 68 |
| Grp. whose South Region's 2011 annual meeting is in the Big Easy | 68 |
| "OMG, my parents are gonna ground me for a million years!" | 68 |
| ''The mother of corruption,'' according to Montaigne | 68 |
| First words Susan Boyle sang on "Britain's Got Talent" | 68 |
| Journalist Gwen who moderated the last two vice presidential debates | 68 |
| "Everybody is __, only on different subjects": Will Rogers | 68 |
| Words with ''by'' or ''back to you'' | 68 |
| Hip-hop word that was a controversial New York Times crossword entry | 68 |
| What happened "at the Movies" in a 1965 Pauline Kael title | 68 |
| Mr. Orange's confession at the end of "Reservoir Dogs" | 68 |
| "Back ___" ("I shall return," in memo shorthand) | 68 |
| Ubiquitous arcade game message, or a hint to this puzzle's theme | 68 |
| Shinedown "Show me flesh and bone, 'cause now ___ you" | 68 |
| Device that causes people to fall into fountains and get hit by cars | 68 |
| He spent December 25, 1642 being born in Woolsthorpe-by-Colsterworth | 68 |
| "___ man in your future" (fortuneteller's declaration) | 68 |
| Grammatically correct (but really awkward) way to introduce yourself | 68 |
| "___ that makes the world go round!": "Iolanthe" | 68 |
| "I can see why shoppers avoid this off-brand white bread!" | 68 |
| Song that starts "Twenty, twenty, twenty-four hours to go" | 68 |
| His character had the signature line "Book 'em, Danno" | 68 |
| Jaromir who helped the Penguins win the Stanley Cup in 1991 and 1992 | 68 |
| Novel originally published under the pseudonymous byline Currer Bell | 68 |
| Novel dedicated to William Makepeace Thackeray in the second edition | 68 |
| Role played by Margaret Rutherford, Helen Hayes, and Angela Lansbury | 68 |
| Comedian who performed at the 2012 White House Correspondents Dinner | 68 |
| Literature Nobelist who wrote "Waiting for the Barbarians" | 68 |
| President who served as defense lawyer in the Boston Massacre Trials | 68 |
| Winner of four consecutive Emmys for his sitcom role as a prosecutor | 68 |
| "I really shouldn't ... well, a little can't hurt" | 68 |
| She played the created object of desire in "Weird Science" | 68 |
| President who said "I'm an idealist without illusions" | 68 |
| Medieval slave killed on every episode of "South Serfdom"? | 68 |
| "Wait," I said, "I thought there was a ___" ... | 68 |
| "The Men Who Tread on the Tiger's Tail" director, 1945 | 68 |
| Billy Dee Williams's role in the "Star Wars" franchise | 68 |
| 1971 film that was Cybill Shepherd's debut, with "The" | 68 |
| Device that can tell if someone's recently vacationed in Hawaii? | 68 |
| Tagline for the biopic "Dudley" starring bandleader Brown? | 68 |
| Christmaslike celebration on the Wookiee planet in a 1978 TV special | 68 |
| "Shh! I want to hear what Benjamin Netanyahu has to say!"? | 68 |
| ____ Marshmallow Cottage Cheese Surprise : Morris-Bolcon cult song | 68 |
| Brokerage instruction to buy or sell only a specific amount or price | 68 |
| The Who album featuring a 15-minute jam on "My Generation" | 68 |
| Singer/dancer/actress once called the "Queen of Las Vegas" | 68 |
| 1970s-'80s NCAA college football record-holding quarterback Neil | 68 |
| "Guys and Dolls" number that ends with the rolling of dice | 68 |
| Home in on, or what you must do twice in order to finish this puzzle | 68 |
| Scorsese film before "Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore" | 68 |
| "Kokomo" cowriter Terry who was Doris Day's only child | 68 |
| Iconic thrash band with the debut album "Kill 'Em All" | 68 |
| Start of a sub-headline that ran in the WSJ sports section on 4/1/14 | 68 |
| Pitching stat for a Rastafarian in Tokyo or a Cambodian in Key West? | 68 |
| "... and a box set of Robert ___ DVDs was under the tree." | 68 |
| ___ Brewster, beleaguered nephew in "Arsenic and Old Lace" | 68 |
| Set of two contrary options that lead to the same unhappy conclusion | 68 |
| "5. Hard to believe I rocked ___ as facial hair for years" | 68 |
| Billy Joel song used as the original "Bosom Buddies" theme | 68 |
| Dubliner's song about the aftereffects of his lifelong drinking? | 68 |
| Part of the refrain before "hey hey hey" in a 1969 #1 song | 68 |
| Mid-90s arcade basketball game that failed to include Michael Jordan | 68 |
| CNN show that certainly won't be doing any pieces on teabagging? | 68 |
| Why the convent's head couldn't find information on the nun? | 68 |
| Her "Don't Know Why" was 2002's Record of the Year | 68 |
| With "We're," last-place team's expression in June | 68 |
| Statement after Vietnamese emperor Bao Dai's abdication in 1945? | 68 |
| Lyric repeated by Lennon before "my love will turn you on" | 68 |
| Band with "This Too Shall Pass" and other viral video hits | 68 |
| Celebrity twins who own the Dualstar Entertainment Group, familiarly | 68 |
| "To love __ is the beginning of a lifelong romance": Wilde | 68 |