| Result of getting plastered? | 28 |
| Result of getting sacked? | 25 |
| Result of getting stabbed in the hood? | 38 |
| Result of getting taken for a ride | 34 |
| Result of getting too close to a happy baby? | 44 |
| Result of getting too far behind, briefly | 41 |
| Result of getting worked up | 27 |
| Result of glacial erosion | 25 |
| Result of going out? | 20 |
| Result of good middle management? | 33 |
| Result of gradual decline of a disease | 38 |
| Result of great shock | 21 |
| Result of H. pylori infection | 29 |
| Result of hail, often | 21 |
| Result of hair-splitting? | 25 |
| Result of haste | 15 |
| Result of having no room under the beach umbrella for your knapsack? | 68 |
| Result of head-swelling | 23 |
| Result of hearth burn | 21 |
| Result of heating a certain fruit too long? | 43 |
| Result of hiking with pyromaniacs? | 34 |
| Result of hitting the pause button on a movie | 45 |
| Result of hocus-pocus | 21 |
| Result of honing | 16 |
| Result of hunger or jealousy, perhaps | 37 |
| Result of ifs and buts | 22 |
| Result of improper conditioning? | 32 |
| Result of incomplete coverage? | 30 |
| Result of incorrectly filling out paperwork about an invention? | 63 |
| Result of interior decorator/telemarketer union? | 48 |
| Result of iron deficiency, perhaps | 34 |
| Result of iron deficiency, to a Brit | 36 |
| Result of ironing | 17 |
| Result of jumping the gun | 25 |
| Result of kissing a tube of crazy glue? | 39 |
| Result of knuckling down? | 25 |
| Result of Labor Day, for many | 29 |
| Result of labor? | 16 |
| Result of lack of sleep, maybe | 30 |
| Result of laudatory lines | 25 |
| Result of librarian/professor union? | 36 |
| Result of lingual protrusion | 28 |
| Result of liquid loss in a cask | 31 |
| Result of losing one's lease? | 33 |
| Result of low interest rates | 28 |
| Result of many a "lost weekend" | 41 |
| Result of many a long run | 25 |
| Result of many a union grievance? | 33 |
| Result of many conquests, perhaps | 33 |
| Result of melting | 17 |
| Result of Michelle Obama's midlife crisis? | 46 |
| Result of misspent energy | 25 |
| Result of mixing bleu et jaune | 30 |
| Result of mixing gas and alcohol? | 33 |
| Result of mixing jaune et bleu | 30 |
| Result of multiplying | 21 |
| Result of nonuse | 16 |
| Result of normal use | 20 |
| Result of not following through (of which there are four examples in this puzzle's grid) | 92 |
| Result of not leaving tips, perhaps | 35 |
| Result of not wearing rouge? | 28 |
| Result of nudging too much, perhaps | 35 |
| Result of ocean-water evaporation | 33 |
| Result of out of control blog commenters | 40 |
| Result of overcycling | 21 |
| Result of overexercise | 22 |
| Result of overexercise, perhaps | 31 |
| Result of overexercising, maybe | 31 |
| Result of overexertion | 22 |
| Result of overflowing eaves? | 28 |
| Result of oversleeping | 22 |
| Result of overspending | 22 |
| Result of overstrain | 20 |
| Result of overstrain, maybe | 27 |
| Result of overuse of eyes | 25 |
| Result of oxidation | 19 |
| Result of Pepsi shortages? | 26 |
| Result of plateau erosion | 25 |
| Result of playing around with a knife on a patio? | 49 |
| Result of plotters' get-together | 36 |
| Result of plotting, perhaps | 27 |
| Result of poetic license? | 25 |
| Result of poison ivy | 20 |
| Result of polishing | 19 |
| Result of poor aim, maybe | 25 |
| Result of poor posture? | 23 |
| Result of poor service | 22 |
| Result of poor ventilation | 26 |
| Result of poorly stacked crates of water softeners? | 51 |
| Result of poring over print, perhaps | 36 |
| Result of power shortage | 24 |
| Result of pranksters shooting at Wal-Mart's sign? | 53 |
| Result of prolonged worry | 25 |
| Result of provocative posters? | 30 |
| Result of pulling the goalie | 28 |
| Result of pulling the plug? | 27 |
| Result of punishment | 20 |
| Result of puppy love? | 21 |
| Result of pushing too hard? | 27 |
| Result of putting a clove through a press | 41 |