| Result of a schism | 18 |
| Result of a scrape | 18 |
| Result of a seaquake, perhaps | 29 |
| Result of a serious head injury | 31 |
| Result of a shaver's flub | 29 |
| Result of a shot to the body? | 29 |
| Result of a silo tippin' over? | 34 |
| Result of a slap, perhaps | 25 |
| Result of a slice serve | 23 |
| Result of a small turnout at Communion? | 39 |
| Result of a smash hit? | 22 |
| Result of a solo HR | 19 |
| Result of a speeding ticket | 27 |
| Result of a split | 17 |
| Result of a split, maybe | 24 |
| Result of a sprained ankle | 26 |
| Result of a spring thaw | 23 |
| Result of a squeeze, for short | 30 |
| Result of a squeeze, maybe | 26 |
| Result of a star's collapse | 31 |
| Result of a strain | 18 |
| Result of a successful initial printing | 39 |
| Result of a successful interview | 32 |
| Result of a successful pharmacy visit? | 38 |
| Result of a successful slap shot | 32 |
| Result of a sudden downpour | 27 |
| Result of a sun blocker | 23 |
| Result of a sweetener overload? | 31 |
| Result of a swimsuit malfunction? | 33 |
| Result of a tanker leak | 23 |
| Result of a tear at the movies? | 31 |
| Result of a third strike | 24 |
| Result of a three-putt, sometimes | 33 |
| Result of a thumbs-up? | 22 |
| Result of a tort, perhaps | 25 |
| Result of a treaty | 18 |
| Result of a union success | 25 |
| Result of a uppercut, perhaps | 29 |
| Result of a vacuum cleaner mishap? | 34 |
| Result of a video viewer's spill? | 37 |
| Result of a volcanic eruption, maybe | 36 |
| Result of a wallop | 18 |
| Result of a watchmaker/pharmacist union? | 40 |
| Result of a wedge shot | 22 |
| Result of a whipping | 20 |
| Result of a witch's hocus-pocus | 35 |
| Result of a workout | 19 |
| Result of all in favor saying "aye"? | 46 |
| Result of an agreement | 22 |
| Result of an AL team winning the World Series | 45 |
| Result of an annual "spring forward" (abbr.) | 54 |
| Result of an annual guessing game | 33 |
| Result of an apartment hunter's malfunction? | 48 |
| Result of an appeal, perhaps | 28 |
| Result of an armistice | 22 |
| Result of an auto loan default | 30 |
| Result of an auto loan default, briefly | 39 |
| Result of an egg-toss miss | 26 |
| Result of an embarrassing statement | 35 |
| Result of an emergency call, maybe | 34 |
| Result of an emergency on "ER"? | 41 |
| Result of an errant brushback pitch | 35 |
| Result of an error at court | 27 |
| Result of an eruption, perhaps | 30 |
| Result of an exam | 17 |
| Result of an FBI sting, perhaps | 31 |
| Result of an ice cream mishap? | 30 |
| Result of an incomplete pass? | 29 |
| Result of an infraction | 23 |
| Result of an ink spill | 22 |
| Result of an insect bite | 24 |
| Result of an interior decorator/telemarketer union? | 51 |
| Result of an oil shortage? | 26 |
| Result of an oil surplus? | 25 |
| Result of an old-fashioned one-two-punch knockout? | 50 |
| Result of an open-door policy? | 30 |
| Result of an Oreck-Bissell summit? | 34 |
| Result of an Oscar nominee's disappearance at an awards ceremony? [releases of 1968, 1982 and 1982] | 104 |
| Result of an overactive pituitary | 33 |
| Result of an overturned card, perhaps | 37 |
| Result of an overturned card, sometimes | 39 |
| Result of an overturned chessboard? | 35 |
| Result of an ump's decision, maybe | 38 |
| Result of an uneven matchup | 27 |
| Result of an unfair matchup | 27 |
| Result of an unruly throng's takeover | 41 |
| Result of an unsuccessful football play, perhaps | 48 |
| Result of an untied shoelace, maybe | 35 |
| Result of an upward stroke | 26 |
| Result of approximation | 23 |
| Result of arriving safely at home | 33 |
| Result of arson at a tennis event? | 34 |
| Result of baby's first spaghetti dinner | 43 |
| Result of bad insulation | 24 |
| Result of bad reception | 23 |
| Result of bad service | 21 |
| Result of bad service? | 22 |
| Result of baking bread | 22 |
| Result of bankruptcy? | 21 |
| Result of bartender/carpenter union? | 36 |