| ... a doorbell | 14 |
| ... a few computer-programming students tapped out a ... | 56 |
| ... a harvester? | 16 |
| ... a hen | 9 |
| ... a hermit? | 13 |
| ... a Hispanic "hip hip hooray"? | 42 |
| ... a housecleaner? | 19 |
| ... a king's brilliance? | 28 |
| ... a klutz? | 12 |
| ... a knock on a door | 21 |
| ... a landlord? | 15 |
| ... a mother with noisy kids | 28 |
| ... a parent's edicts? | 26 |
| ... a person sitting down | 25 |
| ... a porker | 12 |
| ... a raindrop in a puddle | 26 |
| ... a seedy Hollywood bar? | 26 |
| ... a singing group that meets for bacon and eggs? | 50 |
| ... a sled racer? | 17 |
| ... a small-minded lady? | 24 |
| ... a streaker? | 15 |
| ... a surprised German | 22 |
| ... a toy train | 15 |
| ... a zombie? | 13 |
| ... about 10 quintillion ... | 28 |
| ... about 13 trillion ... | 25 |
| ... about Chewbacca? | 20 |
| ... about Merv Griffin? | 23 |
| ... about obstetrics? | 21 |
| ... about talking nonsense? | 27 |
| ... about the prohibition era? | 30 |
| ... according to Charles Schulz | 31 |
| ... according to Frank Sinatra | 30 |
| ... according to Joseph Campbell | 32 |
| ... according to Neil Young | 27 |
| ... according to St. Augustine | 30 |
| ... according to the Beatles | 28 |
| ... according to the ___ | 24 |
| ... actor Jason's fan club? | 31 |
| ... ADQ ... | 11 |
| ... an embarrassingly one-sided tennis match? | 45 |
| ... and a dweller therein | 25 |
| ... and about 7 octillion ... | 29 |
| ... and another | 15 |
| ... and Bud's partner in the routine | 40 |
| ... and embellished with ___ trees | 34 |
| ... and his son | 15 |
| ... and I am ___ | 16 |
| ... and I have ___ | 18 |
| ... and in "The Adventure of the Mazarin Stone" | 57 |
| ... and its composer | 20 |
| ... and its country | 19 |
| ... and its detector | 20 |
| ... and its handle | 18 |
| ... and its homophone | 21 |
| ... and its possessive form | 27 |
| ... and last name of this puzzle's quipster | 47 |
| ... and later lost the election in key ___ | 42 |
| ... and more of the spicy quip | 30 |
| ... and one of its homonyms | 27 |
| ... and some of their duties | 28 |
| ... and taking ___ | 18 |
| ... and the math department brought it home with a ... | 54 |
| ... and the one for Literature by this NFLer-turned-judge. | 58 |
| ... and the other | 17 |
| ... and the other Twain title character | 39 |
| ... and the personality magazine created a new category of elite subscribers, the ___ | 85 |
| ... and the sloppy secretary pool was ___ | 41 |
| ... and to ____ goodnight! | 26 |
| ... and what it means | 21 |
| ... and what she may wear | 25 |
| ... and what to do with them | 28 |
| ... and wife | 12 |
| ... and yesterday | 17 |
| ... and ___ ... | 15 |
| ... and, finally, the end of the explanation | 44 |
| ... archery because it __ | 25 |
| ... are you a modern-day Delphic oracle? | 40 |
| ... are you all-knowing and all-seeing? | 39 |
| ... are you made out of plastic? | 32 |
| ... Arnold's Drive-In | 25 |
| ... as a chess player? | 22 |
| ... as a janitor? | 17 |
| ... as a mail sorter? | 21 |
| ... as a miser? | 15 |
| ... as a shipbuilder? | 21 |
| ... as a wrestler? | 18 |
| ... as an artist? | 17 |
| ... as an editor? | 17 |
| ... at a Chinese restaurant? | 28 |
| ... at a steak house? | 21 |
| ... Bada Bing!, with "The" | 36 |
| ... Basketball Hall of Fame [1959] and College Football Hall of Fame [1951] | 75 |
| ... basketball maneuver? | 24 |
| ... biographical best seller? | 29 |
| ... boar ... | 12 |
| ... Boo or yoo follower | 23 |
| ... boxing because it __ | 24 |
| ... brakes | 10 |
| ... but he spent his time watching ___ | 38 |