| Pitcher Doug with whom Tommy Lasorda had an infamous—and recorded--on-the-mound argument in 1977 | 100 |
| There are four hidden in this puzzle, which together suggest a familiar five-word saying (3,5,4,2,4) | 100 |
| What writer Malcolm Peltu predicted could "cross a busy highway without being hit" by 2010 | 100 |
| It's the end of the world!...or, the country home to Ushuaia, the southernmost city in the world | 100 |
| Who, What and I Don't Know, in Abbott and Costello's "Who's on First?" routine | 100 |
| Possible Variety headline if an "American Beauty" actress agrees to do a D.L. Coburn play? | 100 |
| "If my article doesn't get published, I'll be ___," said the antiquities professor | 100 |
| Bob Dylan song ... or a hint to the object found by connecting the four circled letters in a diamond | 100 |
| G. Love & Special Sauce song that repeats "I can tell that we're gonna be friends" | 100 |
| "Law & Order: ___" (TV show about what could be next if prisons get any more crowded?) | 100 |
| "Apt" geographical element needed to complete the answers to 10 of this puzzle's clues | 100 |
| Viral video about an excited hiker after a rainstorm that's represented three times in this grid | 100 |
| "So you never know — next time we take a trip across the country we might even ___" | 100 |
| "If my book doesn't get published, I'll be ___," said the parapsychology professor | 100 |
| Wisecrack about an actor waking up from his nap on the set of "The Mary Tyler Moore Show"? | 100 |
| One of only two women on Rolling Stone's list of "100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time" | 100 |
| Bulwer-___ Fiction Contest (yearly contest involving deliberately awful opening sentences to novels) | 100 |
| Subscription-based journalism site that bills itself as "the program with nothing to hide" | 100 |
| What some astronomers did with their teeth when the remotest planet in the Solar System was demoted? | 100 |
| Missed Connection: You gallantly lent me your umbrella during a downpour, then disappeared - my ___! | 100 |
| Elton John hit that begins "Guess there are times when we all need to share a little pain" | 100 |
| "The ___ of Sleep" (1860 Mordecai Cook historical survey on drug use, including marijuana) | 100 |
| "Software is like ___: it's better when it's free" (Linux inventor Linus Torvalds) | 100 |
| Neil Diamond song with the lyrics "I used to call your name / when no one else would come" | 100 |
| "Hmmmmm ..." [as hinted at by the three groups of black squares in the middle of the grid] | 100 |
| Classic 1913 novel called "the tragedy of thousands of young men in England" by its author | 100 |
| I'm fining you 2000 Flushes after passing the supermarket; in the future, please follow the ___. | 100 |
| Body part in a "Wayne's World" joke used to get the other guy to say "What?" | 100 |
| It precedes "Substituted Ball" in the Definitions section of the "Rules of Golf" | 100 |
| csa4ever: we'll cc'd from u / grantzuni0n: oh its on now / 133zarmy: u h4x0red us, we give | 100 |
| Men's style magazine focusing on "classic elegance" named after a term for a womanizer | 100 |
| God with a weekday named after him who can be found in this puzzle's three grid-spanning entries | 100 |
| "What Women Want," "In the Bedroom," and "Crazy, Stupid, Love" actress | 100 |
| HP tablet released in July 2011, then discontinued six weeks later (then revived later in the year!) | 100 |
| "... but the daughters acted swiftly and drank from the enchanted waters of ___ Falls ..." | 100 |
| Coulter parodied on "SNL" with the line "I think torture is good and Christiany” | 99 |
| TV show with the catchphrase "I love it when a plan comes together," with "The" | 99 |
| Teacher's comment that she maybe might write near sentences sort of like this current clue here | 99 |
| Rejected Supreme Court nominee whose name has become a verb meaning "attack relentlessly" | 99 |
| Reynolds who renamed himself "Turd Ferguson" on SNL's "Celebrity Jeopardy!" | 99 |
| "Man's the ___, and Wealth the vine, / Stanch and strong the tendrils twine": Emerson | 99 |
| Title heroine described in the first sentence of her novel as "handsome, clever and rich" | 99 |
| Setting for Seurat's "Un dimanche après-midi à l'Île de la Grande Jatte" | 99 |
| Musical in which Madonna set a Guinness World Record for "Most costume changes in a film" | 99 |
| Malcolm's maternal grandmother on "Malcolm in the Middle" (played by Cloris Leachman) | 99 |
| Abbr. for windsurfer Gal Fridman, who recently became his country's first Olympic gold medalist | 99 |
| Trump who authored "The Best Is Yet to Come: Coping with Divorce and Enjoying Life Again" | 99 |
| And after being convicted, he feels like Sid the Skydiver again, right down to his colorful new ___ | 99 |
| Loretta who sang "Don't Come Home A' Drinkin' (With Lovin' on Your Mind)" | 99 |
| 31st best film of all time, according to AFI's tenth anniversary edition (with "The") | 99 |
| Studio behind "Gone with the Wind" and "Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London" | 99 |
| "___ Waltz," which begins "Hush-a-bye, ma baby, slumbertime is comin' soon" | 99 |
| "___ Inn! What's your price per night?" (misheard "Sister Christian" lyric) | 99 |
| Humorist who wrote "Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long" | 99 |
| "He ___ is crowned with immortality / Who fears to follow where airy voices lead" (Keats) | 99 |
| Source of the headline "Study Finds Blame Now Fastest Human Reflex," with "The" | 99 |
| Garden of ___ (outdoor Japanese lounge attached to the meatpacking district's Hotel Gansevoort) | 99 |
| Irish-themed Vegas casino that features a tattoo parlor owned by Mötley Crüe's Vince Neil | 99 |
| Actress Anderson who said: "Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror" | 99 |
| Carolina river that was Foster's original choice for "Way Down Upon the Swanee River" | 99 |
| Company whose movies, not counting sequels, are all included in this puzzle [Circled Squares: 2009] | 99 |
| Comic strip character who said "I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person" | 99 |
| "And our love become a funeral ___" (lyric from the Doors' "Light My Fire") | 99 |
| She played Mrs. Garrett on both "Diff'rent Strokes" and "The Facts of Life" | 99 |
| "But I shot a man in ___, just to watch him die." ("Folsom Prison Blues" lyric) | 99 |
| Cofounder of Atlantic Records who was chairman of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame [39 47/127 inches] | 99 |
| Groundbreaking sitcom, and a hint to four different three-letter words concealed by starred answers | 99 |
| TV show on which Freddy "Boom Boom" Cannon holds the record for most appearances with 110 | 99 |
| Location of what to ditch from all long solutions (and from Across/Down hints) for this all to work | 99 |
| "A" making "E" a "D" in 1914, "B" its "C" in 1925 | 99 |
| Comics character who is 65 years old this month (and whose friends are answers to asterisked clues) | 99 |
| Weight-loss candy of the '70s and '80s that couldn't overcome its unfortunate homophone | 99 |
| Philosopher Jeremy's "the greatest happiness comes between two slices of bread" food? | 99 |
| Grotesquely fat beast of early French literature that existed solely by devouring virtuous husbands | 99 |
| Frequent contestant on the "Saturday Night Live" spoof of "Celebrity Jeopardy!" | 99 |
| Ben Tausig foretells the future! Pose a yes-or-no question, and solve the puzzle to find the answer | 99 |
| “Next I endured the tedium of my Home Economics class, where the lecture was all about ___” | 99 |
| Word before "knows," "hurts," and "dance now," in various song titles | 99 |
| Tackle box item turned hair accessory that was one of Yahoo!'s "Worst Trends of 2011" | 99 |
| Casual, noncompetitive curling tournament (sorry, this might be a local thing, I don't know...) | 99 |
| 1939 retiree who said "Today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth" | 99 |
| Celebrity couple nickname #1: "Button-Down Mind" comedian and syndicated advice columnist | 99 |
| Visual representation of an item associated with the answers to the asterisked clues in this puzzle | 99 |
| Twice Oscar-nominated actress for "Camille Claudel" and "The Story of Adele H." | 99 |
| Rap/country collaboration with a Dirty South version of "Whatcha Gonna Do with a Cowboy"? | 99 |
| Oscar-winning actress in "The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie" and "California Suite" | 99 |
| 1864 battle site that was the source of the quote "Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!" | 99 |
| Mascot to improve the image of mining, or a household chemical company's expansion into energy? | 99 |
| Failed school curriculum that was the subject of the 1973 book "Why Johnny Can't Add" | 99 |
| "... and while the royal subjects now debated who would be ___ in line to the throne ..." | 99 |
| How you might sit to watch a movie (or at least you'd better, or I'm not watching with you) | 99 |
| Long-extinct German dialect of which the epic poem "The Heliand" is the only known sample | 99 |
| One-hit wonder that totally ripped off the Postal Service for its 2009 #1 hit "Fireflies" | 99 |
| A1: "... for ___ a sensitive document from the Something-or-other Embassy in Copenhagen." | 99 |
| Notable quote from the same movie as "Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates" | 99 |
| 1953 film whose title character says "A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it"Â | 99 |
| Term from astrophysics that describes the stretching of objects in very strong gravitational fields | 99 |
| "The Pajama Game" show tune that introduced choreographer Bob Fosse's signature style | 99 |
| Setting for the iconic movie line "As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again." | 99 |
| TV show inspired by the 1975 New York magazine article "Night-Shifting for the Hip Fleet" | 99 |