| "___ happy to . . ." | 30 |
| "___ Happy," 1930 song | 32 |
| "___ hard hearts . . .": Shak. | 40 |
| "___ Hard" | 20 |
| "___ Hard" (1988) | 27 |
| "___ Hard" (Willis film) | 34 |
| "___ hard": Washington | 32 |
| "___ harder!" | 23 |
| "___ harder" (old slogan) | 35 |
| "___ Harder" (rental car slogan) | 42 |
| "___ hardly believe it!" | 34 |
| "___ Harlem" (piano piece) | 36 |
| "___ harm" (Hippocratic oath admonition) | 50 |
| "___ harm" (medical maxim) | 36 |
| "___ Harold," Byron classic | 37 |
| "___ Harrington," Meredith novel | 42 |
| "___ Harry Met Sally . . ." | 37 |
| "___ Harry," Eastwood film | 36 |
| "___ Harvest": Hilton | 31 |
| "___ Has Cheezburger?" | 32 |
| "___ has fleas" | 25 |
| "___ has fleas" (uke-tuning phrase) | 45 |
| "___ has it ..." | 26 |
| "___ has no age": Picasso | 35 |
| "___ has no end": Thoreau | 35 |
| "___ Hassan," von Weber opera | 39 |
| "___ haste . . . " | 28 |
| "___ Hate Me" (2004 Spike Lee film) | 45 |
| "___ Hate Me" (2004 Spike Lee movie) | 46 |
| "___ Hates Me," 2002 hit by Puddle of Mudd | 52 |
| "___ hath an enemy called Ignorance": Ben Jonson | 58 |
| "___ hath God wrought?" | 33 |
| "___ hath her victories": Milton | 42 |
| "___ hath no fury . . . " | 35 |
| "___ hath no fury ..." | 32 |
| "___ Hattie": 1940 | 28 |
| "___ have a longer life than deeds": Pindar | 53 |
| "___ have any say in the matter?" | 43 |
| "___ have believed it?" | 33 |
| "___ Have Broadway," 1906 song | 40 |
| "___ have food on my teeth?" | 38 |
| "___ have I travel'd . . . ": Keats | 49 |
| "___ have no ..." | 27 |
| "___ Have No Bananas" | 31 |
| "___ Have Nothing" | 28 |
| "___ Have Seen Better Days," old song | 47 |
| "___ have seen God . . . ": Gen. 32:30 | 48 |
| "___ have something stuck in my teeth?" | 49 |
| "___ have they of ills to come": T. Gray | 50 |
| "___ have thought ...?" | 33 |
| "___ have thunk it?" | 30 |
| "___ have to do for now" | 34 |
| "___ Have to Do Is Dream" | 35 |
| "___ have to pry the buzzer out of my cold, dead hands"--Ken Jennings | 79 |
| "___ have to wait" | 28 |
| "___ have to?" | 24 |
| "___ have what she's having" (line from "When Harry Met Sally ...") | 91 |
| "___ have what she's having" (line from "When Harry Met Sally...") | 90 |
| "___ Have" (#1 Jennifer Lopez hit) | 44 |
| "___ Have" (Jennifer Lopez #1 hit) | 44 |
| "___ haven't we met before?" | 42 |
| "___ Having a Baby" (1988 movie) | 42 |
| "___ having fun yet?" | 31 |
| "___ Havoc," 1942 play | 32 |
| "___ haw!" | 20 |
| "___ haw!" (cry of delight) | 37 |
| "___ Haw" | 19 |
| "___ Haw" (TV program) | 32 |
| "___ Haw," TV program | 31 |
| "___ Haw," TV show | 28 |
| "___ Haw," TV variety show | 36 |
| "___ Hay": Huxley | 27 |
| "___ Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption" (Stephen King novella) | 72 |
| "___ Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption" (Stephen King novella) | 76 |
| "___ he drove out of sight ..." | 41 |
| "___ he drove out of sight..." | 40 |
| "___ he grown!" | 25 |
| "___ he grown?" | 25 |
| "___ He Kissed Me" (1963 hit) | 39 |
| "___ He Kissed Me" (Crystals hit) | 43 |
| "___ He than breathing . . . ": Tennyson | 50 |
| "___ he's a jolly ..." | 36 |
| "___ he's a jolly good fellow" | 44 |
| "___ he-e-ere!" | 25 |
| "___ Head" (Freud work about mythology) | 49 |
| "___ Healing" (1982 Marvin Gaye hit) | 46 |
| "___ Healing" (Marvin Gaye hit) | 41 |
| "___ hear . . ." | 26 |
| "___ Hear a Waltz?" | 29 |
| "___ Hear a Waltz?": 1965 | 35 |
| "___ Hear It for the Boy" (1984 hit) | 46 |
| "___ hear this!" | 26 |
| "___ hear" | 20 |
| "___ heard enough" | 28 |
| "___ Heard That Song Before," 1942 hit song | 53 |
| "___ heard you the first time" | 40 |
| "___ heard" | 21 |
| "___ hearing you right?" | 34 |
| "___ heart!" | 22 |
| "___ heart" ("Be kind") | 43 |