| Casey who said, "I want a goddamn concerted effort to come out of a record that isn't a fucking uptempo record every time I do a goddamn death dedication!" | 169 |
| Cancelled 2007 CBS dramedy that "comes close" to being "the worst show in the history of television," according to the New York Times | 153 |
| Cartoonist who said "I don't read or watch TV to get ideas. My work is basically sitting down at the drawing table and getting silly" | 147 |
| Caveman 1: "I just thought of a new invention. I call it 'juice'. Hand me those purple things."Caveman 2: "___?" | 140 |
| Catalog for polygamists on "Big Love" [The AV Club xword moves to a subscription model soon! Email bentausig@gmail.com for info] | 138 |
| Critic who wrote the shortest review ever given to a motion picture: "No" for 1948's "Isn't It Romantic?" | 133 |
| Cubs player who prevented two protesters from igniting an American flag on the outfield grass during a 1976 game at Dodger Stadium | 130 |
| Colts running back Ameche who scored the winning touchdown in overtime to end "The Greatest Game Ever Played," 12/28/58 | 129 |
| Creatively spelled Christina Aguilera single (I know, can you believe Miley wasn't the first one desperate to look sexy?) | 125 |
| Celeb in "The First Wives Club" with the cameo line "Remember girls, don't get mad, get everything" | 123 |
| Connecticut politician Lamont who beat Joe Lieberman in the 2006 Senate primary only to lose to him in the general election | 123 |
| Country that recently certified its election results, thus forever ending any doubt about the legitimacy thereof, totally | 121 |
| Character who, in an 8/15/1939 Hollywood premiere, speaks the first words of this puzzle's five other longest answers | 121 |
| Comedy writer Carol (whose new book, "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Crying," inspired this puzzle) | 120 |
| Country that recently "built 500 objects contributable to raising the level of modernization," per its website | 120 |
| Commedia dell'arte character David Bowie dressed as on the cover of "Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps)" | 117 |
| Cambridge U.; renter; diamond club; X; six-footer; one who might enter a pool; that lady; loner; snowball gripper | 113 |
| Comic who said "A short summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us. We won. Let's eat" | 112 |
| Copies of "Our Man in Havana," "The Quiet American" and "The End of the Affair"? | 110 |
| Classic Doors song in which Jim Morrison refers to himself anagrammatically as "Mr. Mojo Risin'" | 110 |
| Campaign about which Rumsfeld said in 2003 "it could last six days, six weeks - I doubt six months" | 109 |
| Cartoon character who said "What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?" | 108 |
| Christie who wrote a mystery novel about bridge (but presumably never closed one on purpose to be a dick) | 105 |
| CUTE, NAUGHTY vegetarian seeks female for fuzzy times in underground digs. Large family not a problem ... | 105 |
| Comic who said "Adopted kids are such a pain — you have to teach them how to look like you" | 105 |
| Comic strip character created by Frank Willard in 1923 and continued by Ferd Johnson from 1958 until 1991 | 105 |
| Collapsed company chronicled in the 2005 documentary subtitled "The Smartest Guys in the Room" | 104 |
| Christopher who wrote "The Berlin Stories," inspiration for the play "I Am a Camera" | 104 |
| Cirque du Soleil show subtitled "An immersion into the teeming and energetic world of insects" | 104 |
| Currency whose name can become its country's name by changing its last letter to an N and scrambling | 104 |
| Crime in which a vehicle's serial numbers, licence plates, etc. are copied and used on a new vehicle | 104 |
| Container that holds two generous glasses of wine (as well as a double dose of this puzzle's theme?) | 104 |
| Colorful title hit from a 1984 album with "Let's Go Crazy" and "When Doves Cry" | 103 |
| Classic song from a movie celebrating its 60th anniversary on 7/18/13 [starting from the second square] | 103 |
| Cryptographers' successes (and what can be found in the circles in this puzzle's long answers) | 102 |
| Classic rock band that famously wanted to "pick up where 'I Am the Walrus' left off" | 102 |
| Character who runs around in a dark room munching yellow pills while repetitive electronic music plays | 102 |
| Classic Mardi Gras song that begins "My grandma and your grandma were / Sitting by the fire" | 102 |
| Chemical reaction phenomenon, and what occurs in four symmetrical pairs of long answers in this puzzle | 102 |
| Comic that comes to an end on October 3rd, and whose catchphrase ends this puzzle's theme answers | 101 |
| Child's word after ''one,'' ''two'' and ''three'' | 101 |
| Coach who said "If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm" | 101 |
| Creatively-censored 4/28/10 New York Post headline about the foul-mouthed Senate/Wall Street hearings | 101 |
| Clint Eastwood's love interest in "The Outlaw Josey Wales" (and for 12 years afterward) | 101 |
| Character who says "talk of peace? I hate the word as I hate hell, all Montagues and thee." | 101 |
| Classic Hüsker Dü double album whose title sounds like where a Buddhist Monk would play pinball | 101 |
| Classic 1913 novel called "the tragedy of thousands of young men in England" by its author | 100 |
| csa4ever: we'll cc'd from u / grantzuni0n: oh its on now / 133zarmy: u h4x0red us, we give | 100 |
| Coulter parodied on "SNL" with the line "I think torture is good and Christiany” | 99 |
| Carolina river that was Foster's original choice for "Way Down Upon the Swanee River" | 99 |
| Company whose movies, not counting sequels, are all included in this puzzle [Circled Squares: 2009] | 99 |
| Comic strip character who said "I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person" | 99 |
| Cofounder of Atlantic Records who was chairman of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame [39 47/127 inches] | 99 |
| Comics character who is 65 years old this month (and whose friends are answers to asterisked clues) | 99 |
| Casual, noncompetitive curling tournament (sorry, this might be a local thing, I don't know...) | 99 |
| Celebrity couple nickname #1: "Button-Down Mind" comedian and syndicated advice columnist | 99 |
| Classic children's novel, and what to look for in this puzzle's three other longest answers | 99 |
| Comics character who said "Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help" | 98 |
| Change the condition of a fish part? (and three words that can follow BLUE and RED, but not WHITE) | 98 |
| Comic who occasionally contributes to the "Motormouth" column ofThe London Sunday Times | 97 |
| Computer term, based on an arcade game, regarding the annoyance of fending off recurring spammers | 97 |
| Classic ad line, and question you need to answer to find the hidden theme in four starred answers | 97 |
| Character in the comic strip "Garfield," "Hi and Lois," or "Nancy" | 96 |
| Calle ___ (main drag in Miami's "Little Havana," literally "8th Street") | 96 |
| City where, in a letter from jail, King asserted "a moral duty to disobey unjust laws" | 96 |
| Confronting unpleasant consequences of one's actions (and a hint to this puzzle's theme) | 96 |
| Celebrity couple nickname #5: Kate Hudson's mother and a "Meet the Fockers" father | 96 |
| Command to the promiscuous widow in "The Night of the Iguana" to take her clothes off? | 96 |
| Colts fullback Alan who famously scored the winning touchdown in the 1958 NFL championship game | 95 |
| Charles Gounod piece based on the first prelude of Bach's "Well-Tempered Clavier" | 95 |
| Composer threatened with arrest in 1940 for adding a major seventh chord to the national anthem | 95 |
| Classic 1977 song with the repeated line "Let's get together and feel all right" | 94 |
| Campus radio log, Monday: Iggy airs cubic-zirconia infomercial in response to requests for ... | 94 |
| Counterculture author who wrote about and drove the psychedelic "Furthur" school bus | 94 |
| Company with the slogans "It's thinking" and "Up to 6 billion players" | 94 |
| Character whose last words are "For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee." | 93 |
| Captain who says "Well, gentlemen, between ourselves and home are 27,000 sea miles" | 93 |
| Cry a channel surfer might hear a few minutes after the final ticks of "60 Minutes" | 93 |
| Country bordered by Den., Pol., the Czech Rep., Aus., Switz., Fr., Lux., Belg., and the Neth. | 93 |
| Count played by Jim Carrey in "Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events" | 93 |
| Comedian George who said, "If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten" | 93 |
| Camaros like the one Ryan Holt used to gun in the parking lot during my 8th period math class | 93 |
| California team [and 18 letters in the grid to circle ... and then connect using three lines] | 93 |
| Comedy about a government takeover that's alternately well-organized and absurdly sloppy? | 93 |
| Chinese general who fought in the sugary-chicken-cube-and-white-rice wars of the 19th century | 93 |
| Classic TV show whose first episode was "Where Is Everybody?", with "The" | 93 |
| Company that won Harvard's 2002 IgNobel Prize for Most Creative Use of Imaginary Numbers | 92 |
| Channel with programming such as "The Real Lunch Ladies of Lincoln Middle School"? | 92 |
| Characteristic of this puzzle's circled letters, which suggest a 1991 Oscar-winning film | 92 |
| Chairman you shouldn't carry pictures of if you want to make it with anyone, per Lennon | 91 |
| Communications device described by the first words of the puzzle's four longest answers | 91 |
| Comic who coined the words "eneagled," "mantasy," and "freem" | 91 |
| Chronologically first but last-published of the Leatherstocking Tales, with "The" | 91 |
| Classic rap outfit whose more famous members are circled in this puzzle's theme answers | 91 |
| Connector that completes a phrase made from the starts of the three longest across answers | 90 |
| Common word spelled in the "Spelling Bee" game on "The Price Is Right" | 90 |
| Comedian who'll be playing George Burns's role in a remake of "Oh, God!" | 90 |
| Columbian drug kingpin Pablo ranked the seventh richest man in the world by Forbes in 1989 | 90 |
| Comedian with the 2010 Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour, familiarly | 89 |
| City of northern Spain featured in Woody Allen's "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" | 89 |