| Products of wood carbonization | 30 |
| Products once pitched by U2 and Eminem | 38 |
| Products pitched by Bibendum | 28 |
| Products sold with earbuds | 26 |
| Products that make your hair stand on end | 41 |
| Products that may be 'wrought' | 38 |
| Products that secure locks? | 27 |
| Products whose original slogan was "Hello" | 52 |
| Products with "Walgreens" on the label, say | 53 |
| Products with earbuds | 21 |
| Produit de Bordeaux | 19 |
| Produit de Michelin | 19 |
| Proem | 5 |
| Proem or prelude | 16 |
| Prof production | 15 |
| Prof prop | 9 |
| Prof protector | 14 |
| Prof'l league sometimes called the "Dream Tour of Surfing" | 72 |
| Prof's address ending | 25 |
| Prof's address letters | 26 |
| Prof's admission that someone's helping him temporarily? | 64 |
| Prof's aides | 16 |
| Prof's aides, briefly | 25 |
| Prof's boss | 15 |
| Prof's concoction | 21 |
| Prof's creation | 19 |
| Prof's credential | 21 |
| Prof's credential, usually | 30 |
| Prof's deg. | 15 |
| Prof's degree | 17 |
| Prof's degree, often | 24 |
| Prof's degree, perhaps | 26 |
| Prof's delivery | 19 |
| Prof's email suffix | 23 |
| Prof's exercise | 19 |
| Prof's field | 16 |
| Prof's graders, often | 25 |
| Prof's helpers | 18 |
| Prof's helpers, for short | 29 |
| Prof's helpers: Abbr. | 25 |
| Prof's honorific | 20 |
| Prof's offering | 19 |
| Prof's paper graders, often | 31 |
| Prof's paper graders: Abbr. | 31 |
| Prof's place: Abbr. | 23 |
| Prof's pointer | 18 |
| Prof's poser | 16 |
| Prof's props | 16 |
| Prof's protection | 21 |
| Prof's qualification | 24 |
| Prof's quiz | 15 |
| Prof's role | 15 |
| Prof's security | 19 |
| Prof's stand | 16 |
| Prof's tip of the hat | 25 |
| Prof's underlings | 21 |
| Prof's visitor, maybe | 25 |
| Prof. | 5 |
| Prof. 'iggins | 17 |
| Prof. Brainard of "The Absent-Minded Professor" | 57 |
| Prof. degree | 12 |
| Prof. helpers | 13 |
| Prof. Higgins, to Eliza Doolittle | 33 |
| Prof. Higgins, to Eliza Doolittle, in "My Fair Lady" | 62 |
| Prof. Jones, familiarly | 23 |
| Prof. Lidenbrock of Verne's "Journey to the Center of the Earth" | 78 |
| Prof. probably | 14 |
| Prof. rank | 10 |
| Prof. requirement, perhaps | 26 |
| Prof. Rhine's concern | 25 |
| Prof. Rhine's specialty | 27 |
| Prof. _____ (ex-academic) | 25 |
| Prof.'s aides | 17 |
| Prof.'s class | 17 |
| Prof.'s class helpers | 25 |
| Prof.'s deg. | 16 |
| Prof.'s degree | 18 |
| Prof.'s degree, often | 25 |
| Prof.'s employer | 20 |
| Prof.'s helpers | 19 |
| Prof.'s place | 17 |
| Prof.'s posting | 19 |
| Prof.'s speech | 18 |
| Prof., at times | 15 |
| Profanable | 10 |
| Profane | 7 |
| Profane's antithesis | 24 |
| Profane, in Hawaii | 18 |
| Profane, in Pahoa | 17 |
| Profane, on Oahu | 16 |
| Profaned; desecrated | 20 |
| Profanely-named song from the Rolling Stones' "Sticky Fingers" | 76 |
| Profanities | 11 |
| Profanities (and a hint to this puzzle's anomalies) | 55 |
| Profanity | 9 |
| Profanity, e.g. | 15 |
| ProfÂ's goal | 20 |
| Prof’s helpers | 21 |
| Profes-sion | 11 |
| Profess | 7 |