| To date [the Onion xword is now the AVCX - solve at avxwords.com] | 65 |
| Texas county, river or forest that's a girl's first name | 64 |
| This is "way down below the ocean, where I want to be" | 64 |
| The worst musical of all time, according to the London Telegraph | 64 |
| Trade for the purpose of generating commissions, in broker lingo | 64 |
| Thing a host might warn you not to touch, after "that" | 64 |
| The clue for this word, while not all that poetic, is an example | 64 |
| Teller of a tale "full of sound and fury," per Macbeth | 64 |
| The annual due date for adding money to one is April 15th: Abbr. | 64 |
| Thompson who played the mother in "Back to the Future" | 64 |
| Taylor portrayer in the 2012 TV movie "Liz & Dick" | 64 |
| Tennis player with the most consecutive titles at any tournament | 64 |
| Their "motto" is "never say anything": Abbr. | 64 |
| Title words before "Nothing to hide," in a Journey hit | 64 |
| The "it" in the 1990s slogan "Gotta have it" | 64 |
| Their motto is "Through Adversity to the Stars": Abbr. | 64 |
| Title word after "Pineapple" or "Maple Leaf" | 64 |
| Titular 2001 movie character who works at The Two Windmills cafe | 64 |
| Title character in Anne Rice's sixth Vampire Chronicles book | 64 |
| They're on the cover of every issue of "Penthouse" | 64 |
| Too literal end-of-play action by the "Hamlet" troupe? | 64 |
| The French Open is the only Grand Slam tournament played on this | 64 |
| Troubled youth literally hiding in each answer to a starred clue | 64 |
| Taunt to a basketball player who hasn't made a shot all day? | 64 |
| Tip, and a hint to this puzzle's theme found in five answers | 64 |
| Trilogy that "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy" is part of | 64 |
| Threw down more money than the "Paradise City" singer? | 64 |
| Treat for a solstice party with an image of Gaia drawn in icing? | 64 |
| Things found below Long John Silver and Blackbeard's chests? | 64 |
| Teen actress who plays Kayla on "Desperate Housewives" | 64 |
| Times when Mexico and Brazil celebrate their independence: Abbr. | 64 |
| The merry widow, in the 1934 musical "The Merry Widow" | 64 |
| TV show whose opening sequence was shot on the Queensboro Bridge | 64 |
| Terpenoid organic chemical that makes music sound really awesome | 64 |
| Thurman whose heart was a plot point in "Pulp Fiction" | 64 |
| Tess's seducer in "Tess of the D'Urbervilles" | 63 |
| The ''I'' of ''The King and I'' | 63 |
| Tech giant with the catchphrase "You've got mail" | 63 |
| The "immortal god of harmony," according to Beethoven | 63 |
| The ___ (''Fawlty Towers'' network, informally) | 63 |
| Tomahawk hurler in a memorable "Tonight Show" segment | 63 |
| The "you" in "On the Street Where You Live" | 63 |
| They are Nov0596D.puz (key: 8186) and Nov0596R.puz (key: 1286). | 63 |
| Test with verbal, quantitative, and analytical writing sections | 63 |
| The 1938 broadcast of "The War of the Worlds" was one | 63 |
| Toponym that's a bogus Shoshone word invented by a lobbyist | 63 |
| Time for the best deals, maybe, in a going-out-of-business sale | 63 |
| TV comic who has a regular "Popular Mechanics" column | 63 |
| The Beatles’ “Revolver,” “Abbey Road,” etc. | 63 |
| Turndowns from Groundskeeper Willie of "The Simpsons" | 63 |
| TV personality who wrote the memoir "Celebrity Detox" | 63 |
| Three letters in ingredient lists that denote "sugar" | 63 |
| Thin Lizzy: "I put ___ to paper but I was frightened" | 63 |
| The horse in "National Velvet" (with "The") | 63 |
| Texas Hold 'em, e.g., and a hint to this puzzle's theme | 63 |
| Team who lost to the Detroit Red Wings by a record 15-0 in 1944 | 63 |
| The Phantom's rival in "The Phantom of the Opera" | 63 |
| TV show about a Trojan War hero's early years as a mobster? | 63 |
| The other whale-obsessed mariner, the one who got some therapy? | 63 |
| The state or quality of being former New York governor Spitzer? | 63 |
| Tim Allen film remake dealing with ordering a Ford with extras? | 63 |
| Two games between the same two teams on the same day, literally | 63 |
| Therapist's greeting in ''The King and I''? | 63 |
| The sun and the moon and eleven stars bowed down to him in this | 63 |
| TV character whose autobiography is "Before You Leap" | 63 |
| Tool that Superman's archenemy uses to help hang paintings? | 63 |
| They're regarded as reincarnated lamas in Tibetan tradition | 63 |
| The second part missing in the author's name ___ Vargas ___ | 63 |
| Tribe whose name means "People of the Standing Stone" | 63 |
| Term for each of the 15 asterisked theme answers in this puzzle | 63 |
| Terse pair of instructions to a stray usher who has work to do? | 63 |
| The cat who won't cop out when there's danger all about | 63 |
| Tony's consigliere, familiarly, on "The Sopranos" | 63 |
| Tucker with the #1 country hit "Here's Some Love" | 63 |
| They take the university course loads that no profs want: Abbr. | 63 |
| Tony winner for "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" | 63 |
| The author of "On Photography" during her wild years? | 63 |
| Team whose worst shutout was a 22-0 loss to the Indians in 2004 | 63 |
| Type of penguin with a Cuban accent, in "Happy Feet" | 62 |
| Therapeutic technique, and what this puzzle is an exercise in? | 62 |
| Tom who moderated the 2008 town hall-style presidential debate | 62 |
| Tell-all baseball book about the Yankees, with "The" | 62 |
| They Might Be Giants lyric "Life is made out of ___" | 62 |
| TV series for which Quentin Tarantino has written and directed | 62 |
| They can answer the question "Who's your daddy?" | 62 |
| The Human League's "Don't You Want Me," e.g. | 62 |
| Type of communication that's always "monitored"? | 62 |
| Techno-funk band with the 1991 #1 hit "Unbelievable" | 62 |
| The ___ War (1932 Australian military/wildlife control effort) | 62 |
| Town where magnesium sulfate salts were first used medicinally | 62 |
| Types "public" without an "L," for example | 62 |
| The "you" in "you will serve your brother" | 62 |
| They thought C-3PO was a god in "Return of the Jedi" | 62 |
| They're generally assigned to different tables at weddings | 62 |
| Type of burlap bag in which Johnny B. Goode carried his guitar | 62 |
| TV series that featured the firm of McKenzie, Brackman, et al. | 62 |
| The first part missing in the author's name ___ Vargas ___ | 62 |
| They're "easy to get but hard to keep": Mae West | 62 |
| The Hitsville U.S.A. building served as its early headquarters | 62 |
| Type of cop that's the subject of "Training Day" | 62 |