| More like fresh cake | 20 |
| More like fudge | 15 |
| More like Jack | 14 |
| More like kitten videos | 23 |
| More like lace | 14 |
| More like lemons | 16 |
| More like Leroy Brown | 21 |
| More like marshes | 17 |
| More like messy blackboards | 27 |
| More like Midas | 15 |
| More like Miss Congeniality | 27 |
| More like molasses | 18 |
| More like Mother Seton | 22 |
| More like Mrs. Rumpole of books and TV | 38 |
| More like mush | 14 |
| More like Mutt | 14 |
| More like ocean depths | 22 |
| More like one-point victories | 29 |
| More like overripe meat | 23 |
| More like paste | 15 |
| More like pelite | 16 |
| More like Poe's midnight | 28 |
| More like Popeye | 16 |
| More like powder | 16 |
| More like printers' fingers | 31 |
| More like Rod Serling works | 27 |
| More like rough winds | 21 |
| More like sailors' talk, stereotypically | 44 |
| More like sap | 13 |
| More like shag-carpet | 21 |
| More like Shirley Temple | 24 |
| More like Simon Legree | 22 |
| More like Snow White | 20 |
| More like Solomon | 17 |
| More like some barrel-aged wines | 32 |
| More like some summers | 22 |
| More like space | 15 |
| More like stickum | 17 |
| More like sunlight? | 19 |
| More like the Blob | 18 |
| More like the goop in the drain | 31 |
| More like the Magi | 18 |
| More like the Mohave | 20 |
| More like the typical attic | 27 |
| More like TV's Oscar | 24 |
| More like Twiggy | 16 |
| More like venison | 17 |
| More like Volpone | 17 |
| More like wild meat | 19 |
| More like Wilt | 14 |
| More like winter sidewalks | 26 |
| More likely | 11 |
| More likely (to) | 16 |
| More likely to | 14 |
| More likely to allow football in the house | 42 |
| More likely to be a rage, for now | 33 |
| More likely to be an H4X0R | 26 |
| More likely to be bowdlerized | 29 |
| More likely to be fresh | 23 |
| More likely to be on Santa's good list | 42 |
| More likely to be ousted from the library | 41 |
| More likely to be R-rated | 25 |
| More likely to be rated R | 25 |
| More likely to be rated X | 25 |
| More likely to bend | 19 |
| More likely to blow a fuse | 26 |
| More likely to blow up | 22 |
| More likely to break | 20 |
| More likely to bump into | 24 |
| More likely to cause a skid | 27 |
| More likely to cause blushing | 29 |
| More likely to cause slipping | 29 |
| More likely to crash? | 21 |
| More likely to crumble | 22 |
| More likely to drink | 20 |
| More likely to earn a "graphic violence" warning | 58 |
| More likely to encounter | 24 |
| More likely to erupt | 20 |
| More likely to explode | 22 |
| More likely to fall out, like a tooth | 37 |
| More likely to fidget, say | 26 |
| More likely to finish first | 27 |
| More likely to get an R | 23 |
| More likely to get gifts from Santa | 35 |
| More likely to get hired | 24 |
| More likely to get slapped | 26 |
| More likely to give orders | 26 |
| More likely to go off | 21 |
| More likely to gross out | 24 |
| More likely to have heated floors, e.g. | 39 |
| More likely to help the less fortunate | 38 |
| More likely to induce an "awww!" | 42 |
| More likely to join Mensa | 25 |
| More likely to loaf | 19 |
| More likely to make the Forbes list | 35 |
| More likely to make you sick, say | 33 |
| More likely to mouth off | 24 |
| More likely to ooze | 19 |
| More likely to pass a Breathalyzer test | 39 |
| More likely to please | 21 |