Crosswordsonline - Questions

Text	Length
He said, "I can't hear you, Bert, I've got a banana in my ear"	80
Harold in the Roosevelt administration, or his son in the Clinton administration	80
Half a married detective team, heroes of 26 Frances and Richard Lockridge novels	80
Huffington who is #12 on Forbes' "Most Influential Women in Media"	80
He tried to sell the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade route, even arranging for...	80
He said "How can anyone govern a nation that has 246 kinds of cheese?"	80
Holder of the Guiness World Record for most bone fractures in one lifetime (433)	80
His "Goblet of Fire" was Amazon.com's #1 best-selling book of 2000	80
He won the Best Actor Oscar for playing both Kid Shelleen and his desperado twin	80
He played Friar Laurence in Franco Zeffirelli's "Romeo and Juliet"	80
He's famous for the words "There's a sucker born every minute"	80
Holiday when children are given red envelopes containing money from their elders	80
His tombstone in Montmartre Cemetery has a statue of him as the puppet Petrushka	80
He broke Mickey's record for most games played as a Yankee on August 29, 2011	81
Highly successful Hollywood actor James presently on "General Hospital"	81
Hall of Fame manager of the New York Giants nicknamed "Little Napoleon"	81
His poem "Fleas" reads, in its entirety, "Adam / Had 'em"	81
Hollywood studio that released "King Kong" and "Citizen Kane"	81
Home of Sky Tower, the tallest free-standing structure in the Southern Hemisphere	81
His "Ode to Joy" was adapted for use as the European Union's anthem	81
He played an economics teacher in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" (10,9)	81
Homer throws one out the window in the title sequence of "The Simpsons"	81
His film debut was as Billy Crystal's son in "City Slickers" (1991)	81
He won a Best Actor in a Supporting Role Oscar for "Breakfast on Pluto"	81
Hipster magazine that seems, despite its protestations, persistently conservative	81
He said "If Attila the Hun were alive today, he'd be a drama critic"	82
Historian Kearns Goodwin whose work was adapted into the movie "Lincoln"	82
He often called his partners "Porcupine" and "Puddin'head"	82
His second book is subtitled "Thoughts on Reclaiming the American Dream"	82
Hit Broadway musical with the song "I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today"	82
Host: "... and more than just pride is at stake tonight, namely, a ___!"	82
He said the most important thing for poets to do is to write as little as possible	82
Historical figure kidnapped in "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure"	83
Harry who played the Artful Dodger in Roman Polanski's "Oliver Twist"	83
Hybrid cat "bred for its skills in magic," according to Napoleon Dynamite	83
Highest-rated movie quote on AFI's top 100 list not spoken by a human character	83
Home to every undisputed world chess champions during the 1950's and 1960's	83
He replaced Foxx as baseball's youngest player when he debuted at age 17 in 1926	84
Heroine who declares "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers"	84
He said "Here's to our wives and girlfriends ... may they never meet!"	84
How amorous firestarters might start the fire, or a golf scoring system interrupted?	84
He wrote "The only way to a woman's heart is along the path of torment"	85
He's on the cover of Kevin Clash's "My Life as a Furry Red Monster"	85
He had the 2000 autobiographical lyric Â“I think I was put here to annoy the world	85
He was on deck when Bobby Thomson hit "The Shot Heard 'Round the World"	85
Hodges who called "The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant!"	85
Hybrid car that runs a few seconds, then stops, then runs again, then stops again...?	85
Holder of the world record for the longest ovation on the operatic stage (80 minutes)	85
Has an exciting opening number, say ... or what the answer to each starred clue does?	85
Hall of Fame pop group The Four __, and last of this puzzle theme's five anagrams	85
Hypocritical pejorative when used by millionaire senators born into political families	86
He wrote "A first sign of the beginning of understanding is the wish to die"	86
He came out of retirement to play Winston Churchill in "Inglorious Basterds"	86
He shared the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize with the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change	87
He was inducted into the International Tennis Hall of Fame the same year as Billie Jean	87
He called wedlock "The most loathsome of all the bonds humankind has devised"	87
He sings "Rubber Duckie, you're the one / You make bath time lots of fun"	87
Hit song with the line "When she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine"	87
Henry Ford: "People can have the ___ in any color, as long as it's black"	87
He said "I never think I have finished a nude until I think I could pinch it"	87
He said "If playing chess were made illegal by law, I would become an outlaw"	87
Hang on to ... or a word that can precede either half of the answer to each starred clue	88
He wrote "I have the true feeling of myself only when I am unbearably unhappy"	88
Hardly a model of perfection, and a hint to how this puzzle's theme puns are derived	88
His tombstone reads "Cast a cold Eye / On Life, on Death. / Horseman, pass by"	88
His only line in "Clerks" ends in "Most of 'em just cheat on you"	89
He wrote "It's certain that fine women eat / A crazy salad with their meat"	89
He sang "I've Got You Under My Skin" with Frank Sinatra on "Duets"	90
He wrote "Life has no meaning the moment you lose the illusion of being eternal"	90
Huffington who said "There is nothing like becoming a mom to fill you with fear"	90
His best-known song includes ''Thee haughty tyrants ne'er shall tame''	90
He said "Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers"	91
He had a cameo on the Simpson's episode "Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words"	91
He named a minor character in his most famous work Vivian Darkbloom, an anagram of his name	91
He conducted the premiere performances of "Pagliacci" and "La BohÃ¨me"	92
Handyman's answer of "Boring" to the question "How's business?"?	92
He said "A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both"	92
He had to wait a record 4,272 games as a player and manager before reaching the World Series	92
He said "I don't want my album coming out with a G rating. Nobody would buy it"	93
He said "They call [cocaine] an epidemic now. That means white folks are doing it."	93
Host: "Whoa, Bobby just got bopped! Looks like his first entree is gonna be a ___!"	93
He composed "A Hymn to the UN" in 1971 to commemorate the UN's 25th anniversary	93
He said about an opponent "My main objective is to be professional but to kill him"	93
Her "Orinoco Flow" has a macabre role in "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo"	94
He designed costumes for "CosÃ¬ fan tutte" at Paris's OpÃ©ra-Comique in 1952	94
He wrote "There was an old man of Thermopylae / Who never did anything properly ..."	94
He said "In America, anybody can be president; that's one of the risks you take"	94
He was "the Ugly" opposite Clint's "Good" and Lee's "Bad"	95
He's #1 on baseball's all-time list of games played ahead of Carl, Hank, Rickey, and Ty	95
He purportedly said "Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me"	96
HBO's "Inside the __" (and hidden theme in this puzzle's four longest answers)	96
Hungarian playwright whose "Liliom" was the basis for the musical "Carousel"	96
Home of Canada's largest mall, named "Eighth Wonder of the World" by travel writers	97
His film debut was in "Curly Sue" (1991) as a sort of villain out to get the title girl	97
Hispanic MLB star whose nickname is a Hispanic cartoon character spelled backward (COINCIDENCE?!?)	98
He said, upon leaving Stoner's Pot Palace: "Man, that is flagrant false advertising"	98
He cast spells with "Abraca-pocus" and "Hocus-cadabra" in a 1963 cartoon short	98
His "Seeking Major Tom" made Pitchfork's "Worst Album Covers of 2011" list	98
Humorist who wrote "Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long"	99
How you might sit to watch a movie (or at least you'd better, or I'm not watching with you)	99