| Item deemed by a hi-tech company president in 1977 to be unreasonable for home use | 82 |
| Impromptu session with banjo player Scruggs, pianist Hines, and rapper Sweatshirt? | 82 |
| Inventor and oft-cited eponym for a phrase meaning "the genuine article" | 82 |
| If one were to ___, one would learn that their address is 605 5th St., Seattle, WA | 82 |
| Its opening voice-over ended "to boldly go where no man has gone before" | 82 |
| In the United States, it began with the Democratic-Republicans and the Federalists | 82 |
| In the first line of a novel, he wrote, "and the clocks were striking 13" | 83 |
| Inauguration Night protest activity for vandalizing foes of the new administration? | 83 |
| It's usually set at lower amounts in the first years of a player's contract | 83 |
| Its episode titles have included "Got Murder?" and "You Kill Me" | 84 |
| Image in the final scene of Michelangelo Antonioni's "L'Avventura" | 84 |
| Instrument Paul McCartney played on Ringo Starr's "You're Sixteen" | 84 |
| Italian city where Umberto Eco's "Foucault's Pendulum" takes place | 84 |
| In modern-day slang, last night out with the guys just before the first baby arrives | 84 |
| In modern lingo, an urban male who devotes much time to his appearance and lifestyle | 84 |
| In his first speech, Iggy quoted a computer-monitor tech manual to establish the ... | 84 |
| It lost out to "Leonard Part 6" for the 1987 Razzie Award for Worst Picture | 85 |
| In normal seasons, only month when the NBA, MLB, NHL and NFL all have scheduled games | 85 |
| Ingredient 1/8 cup of which is used in a bath at Pennsylvania's Hotel Hershey Spa | 85 |
| In poetry, when she passed, "it seemed like the ceasing of exquisite music" | 85 |
| Invention by tailor Franz Reichelt in which he fell to his death (as seen on YouTube) | 85 |
| Italian word that becomes English after deleting its third, fourth, and fifth letters | 85 |
| Irving Berlin standard that begins "Gone is the romance that was so divine" | 85 |
| Its first notable orchestral use was in Saint-Saëns' "Danse Macabre" | 85 |
| Its name is derived from Provençal words for "garlic" and "oil" | 86 |
| Informal chat, and based on the starts of the starred answers, this puzzle's title | 86 |
| Item of clothing named for the commander in chief who ordered the action of 10/25/1854 | 86 |
| It "enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time": Merton | 87 |
| Isolated prison area (represented by this 4x4 corner) from which the solver must escape | 87 |
| It was once voted "America's Most Innovative Company" by Fortune magazine | 87 |
| Item missing in this puzzle's theme that's absent as well in the fill and clues | 87 |
| Interview show since 1947 ... and what this puzzle's starred answers do in two ways | 87 |
| Inventor and electricity pioneer (the coil named for him is twisted up in four answers) | 87 |
| It includes a vest ... and what can be found in each set of circles in the long answers | 87 |
| Insincere talk, and a hint to the starts of this puzzle's four other longest entries | 88 |
| Indian leader whose 1947 inauguration speech was titled "A Tryst with Destiny" | 88 |
| It begins "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion" | 88 |
| It's put in front of a window to fool people into thinking someone is standing there | 88 |
| It once had a jingle with the line "One little can will keep you running free" | 88 |
| Item: 1947 novel. Problem: Currently inaccessible; also probably sustaining fire damage. | 88 |
| Issue of a U.S. beauty magazine historic for being the first sent to post-Soviet Russia? | 88 |
| It's derived from the French word "hautbois," meaning "high wood" | 89 |
| Indie rock band whose "The Suburbs" was the Grammys' 2010 Album of the Year | 89 |
| Item of clothing named for the site of a disastrous British military action of 10/25/1854 | 89 |
| If one were to ___, one would discover that they have 8 million articles in 253 languages | 89 |
| It's easy to do if you're hungry, hard if it's late and the shops have closed | 89 |
| It's easy to do with the right connections, hard if you can't find a good hotspot | 89 |
| Iggy wrote about the rising popularity of sleep shirts so he could yell "___!" | 89 |
| It's part of the eight original "Public Ivy" schs., per author Richard Moll | 89 |
| Its name comes from a Native American word meaning "land of the trembling earth" | 90 |
| It's what Jack Benny says twice after being told, "Your money or your life!" | 90 |
| Irish writer who said "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much" | 90 |
| Island known for having "the wettest spot on Earth" (450+" of rain per year) | 91 |
| Impressionist who painted people on lawns, in cafés, brutally murdering each other, etc. | 91 |
| Infielder Juan who won World Series rings with the White Sox in 2005 and the Giants in 2010 | 91 |
| Its first tweet was "We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet" | 92 |
| Its stroke is "as a lover's pinch, which hurts, and is desired," per Cleopatra | 92 |
| Impersonal notes ... or what four groups of this puzzle's answers do (totaling 11 words) | 92 |
| If you go out drinking with them, say "Cheers!" instead of "Bottoms up!" | 92 |
| Initialism for what was once known as "shell shock" and "combat fatigue" | 92 |
| Irish-born actor whose character in "Barbarella" inspired the band name Duran Duran | 93 |
| Iggy reviewed the autobiography of a hide-and-seek champion so he could yell "___!" | 93 |
| Iggy investigated the theft of benches from the weight-room so he could yell "___!" | 93 |
| Its cause is what rocket scientist Robert Truax predicted would be found and corrected by 2010 | 94 |
| Ian's role in "The Fellowship of the Ring" and "The Return of the King" | 95 |
| Inventor whose name is spelled out by the horizontal lines of special characters in this puzzle | 95 |
| Indie band with the classic album "If You're Feeling Sinister" (with sword drawn) | 95 |
| It's made with bread at the bottom, bananas and fish in the middle, and potato chips on top | 95 |
| It put out the first crossword book in 1924 (and soon changed its name to Simon & Schuster) | 95 |
| It's more of a privilege, really, in countries like Canada that have fairly strict gun laws | 95 |
| Indie rock band that played the Velvet Underground in 1996's "I Shot Andy Warhol" | 95 |
| Invention a British parliamentarian claimed in 1903 would not lead to a decline in riding horses | 96 |
| It doesn't convey ferocious fuel-burning action, action, action! when it's regular-sized | 96 |
| Iggy reported on the delayed start at the billiards tournament so he could yell "___!" | 96 |
| In Search Of: Ladyfriend for a foreign exchange student in Yorkshire - where can I find my ___ ? | 96 |
| Inviting danger ... the end of which can precede each half of the answer to each asterisked clue | 96 |
| In a Weird Al Yankovic song, he "looks like a Muppet, but he's wrinkled and green" | 96 |
| In "Macbeth," it starts with the line "Thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd" | 97 |
| It blows; I just got scolded for using portable electronic devices and they're out of peanuts | 97 |
| It was 2nd (behind New York City) on Travel and Leisure's list of America's Rudest Cities | 97 |
| Instruments in the Beatles' "Norwegian Wood" and "Within You Without You" | 97 |
| It's easy to do if you're not traveling alone, hard if you're surrounded by strangers | 97 |
| It's "heavier freight for the shipper than it is for the consignee": Augustus Thomas | 98 |
| Illegal football tackle involving grabbing the inside of the shoulder pads from behind or the side | 98 |
| Irish-themed Vegas casino that features a tattoo parlor owned by Mötley Crüe's Vince Neil | 99 |
| It features John Trumbull's painting "The Signing of the Declaration of Independence" | 99 |
| It's the end of the world!...or, the country home to Ushuaia, the southernmost city in the world | 100 |
| I'm fining you 2000 Flushes after passing the supermarket; in the future, please follow the ___. | 100 |
| It precedes "Substituted Ball" in the Definitions section of the "Rules of Golf" | 100 |
| It has counties named Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Madison, Monroe, Jackson, Van Buren, and Harrison | 101 |
| Illegal saloon offering "complimentary" drinks to those who paid to see an animal curiosity | 101 |
| If he's missing a few office supplies, don't say, "It's okay, we'll ___" ... | 102 |
| Its motto is "Cor prudentis possidebit scientiam" ("The wise heart seeks knowledge") | 104 |
| Item in Schrödinger's box (and in this puzzle) that exists in two different states simultaneously | 104 |
| Important trial figure, or what you'll be when you read this puzzle's other four longest answers | 104 |
| It "delights by affording a shadow of the pleasure which exists in pain," according to Shelley | 104 |
| International Association for the Development of ___ (organization that oversees the sport of freediving) | 105 |
| It's the end of The World!...or not, since that was the first company to provide access to it in 1989 | 105 |
| Insignificant guy (and #7 on the "Top Ten Words That Sound Romantic When Spoken By Barry White") | 106 |
| It uses only the 12 letters A, E, H, I, K, L, M, N, O, P, U and W (like eight long answers in this puzzle) | 106 |