| It can be heard in Emerson, Lake & Palmer's "Lucky Man" | 73 |
| Indian whose tribe's name means "lovers of sexual pleasure" | 73 |
| In 1798 France ordered Bonaparte to invade Egypt and take control of this | 73 |
| In verse, "His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!" | 73 |
| Its ingredients may include cocoa, confectioners' sugar, and vanillin | 73 |
| It's easy to do if you brought a headset, hard if your batteries died | 73 |
| It may be given to a turkey before roasting, or a person during a massage | 73 |
| Idea that motivates getting bikini-clad babes to advertise motor vehicles | 73 |
| In Search Of: Southeast Asian boyfriend; maybe you can work out as my ___ | 73 |
| Its royal badge features the motto "Pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad" | 73 |
| It's the end of the world!...if you sort the countries alphabetically | 73 |
| Illustrator of "Paradise Lost" and "The Divine Comedy" | 74 |
| It "is easy, and has infinite forms," according to Blaise Pascal | 74 |
| It lost out to "Spirited Away" for Best Animated Feature of 2002 | 74 |
| It's bordered by three countries with "-stan" in their names | 74 |
| In "Penny Lane," what the banker never wears in the pouring rain | 74 |
| Its second-ever video was for Pat Benatar's "You Better Run" | 74 |
| It's easy to do if you've got a book, hard if kids are bugging you | 74 |
| Ingredient served with fries and brown gravy in the Canadian dish poutine | 74 |
| If one were to ___, one would get articles about crazy online personal ads | 74 |
| Its ratification was one of the goals of the women's suffrage movement | 74 |
| Item for Gil Grissom's team--one begins the answer to each starred clue | 75 |
| Ingrid's Oscar-winning role in "Murder on the Orient Express" | 75 |
| It's found in dairy products, poultry, fish, lean meats, nuts, and eggs | 75 |
| It's been replaced on food labels by the Reference Daily Intake (abbr.) | 75 |
| Internet news source that was the first to break the Clinton/Lewinsky story | 75 |
| It states that a planet's orbit is an ellipse with the Sun at one focus | 75 |
| It's the end of the world!...if you want to get really literal about it | 75 |
| It doesn't portray a big win nearly as well when it's regular-sized | 75 |
| Item on a safari guide's "least recommended activities" list? | 75 |
| Identification that John David Sweeney, Jr. was the first to receive: Abbr. | 75 |
| It begins: "It was the best of times . . . " (with "A") | 75 |
| Instrument on which Jake Shimabukuro can play "Bohemian Rhapsody" | 75 |
| It's pictured in Van Gogh's "Starry Night Over the Rhone" | 75 |
| Instrument that hints at the missing parts of certain answers in this puzzle | 76 |
| It's featured in the Marx Brothers' "A Night at the Opera" | 76 |
| It publishes an annual "20 Dumbest People, Events and Things" list | 76 |
| Institution at which this puzzleÂ’s honoree earned a Ph.D. in mathematics | 76 |
| Its unique bites are referred to as "breakfast, lunch, and dinner" | 76 |
| Item in a sealed box, in a famous thought experiment by Erwin Schrödinger | 76 |
| It comes from the Japanese words for "slice" and "broil" | 76 |
| It's good for "absolutely nothing," according to a 1970 #1 hit | 76 |
| Information superhighway whose abbreviation inspired this puzzle's theme | 76 |
| Internet giant that recently fought Microsoft's hostile takeover attempt | 76 |
| Item of clothing named for the major general who led the action of 10/25/1854 | 77 |
| Iowa city where Grant Wood's "American Gothic" house is located | 77 |
| It might include the adverbs "forthwith" and "heretofore" | 77 |
| It facetiously calls its regular writers "the usual gang of idiots" | 77 |
| In a sauce of tomatoes, mushrooms, shredded meat, truffles, and grated cheese | 77 |
| In 1971, ___ became president of a) Argentina; b) Cuba c) Haiti; d) Venezuela | 77 |
| It "is no problem. You just have to live long enough": Groucho Marx | 77 |
| Item: 1966 true-crime work. Problem: Pages soaked with viscous red substance. | 77 |
| Impressionist whom Mel Blanc labeled "The Man of a Thousand Voices" | 77 |
| Inappropriate Neil Diamond single "Girl, You'll Be a Woman ___" | 77 |
| Indonesian island separated from the Malay Peninsula by the Strait of Malacca | 77 |
| Its women's basketball team holds the consecutive victories record(abbr.) | 77 |
| If one were to ___, one would see a bunch of social networking parody videos | 77 |
| Instantly ... or how this puzzle's other three longest answers came about? | 78 |
| Intuitively reasonable but rarely actually used name for an online publication | 78 |
| It's along the bus route of ''Canada's Walk of Fame''? | 78 |
| Item: 1937 memoir. Problem: Sent to us by wrong supplier (text is in Swahili). | 78 |
| In other words, mom or dad will be out at midnight searching for an open store | 78 |
| It's depicted by a cello melody in "The Carnival of the Animals" | 78 |
| In song, "Once you pass its borders, you can ne'er return again" | 78 |
| It may be charged by airport shuttle services if you're late from a flight | 78 |
| It's soft, strong, and demonstrated by this puzzle's four theme answers | 79 |
| IX ^ (I/II) ...is there a Roman numeral for one-half that I'm not aware of? | 79 |
| Its motto is "Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain" | 79 |
| It forms a superhero when added to the start of the answer to each starred clue | 79 |
| If they're dropping by your house, don't stick your head out the window | 79 |
| Instrument famously played by Bill Clinton on "The Arsenio Hall Show" | 79 |
| Impetuously ... or what can go on each part of the answer to each starred clue? | 79 |
| Internet writing system that popularized "pwn3d" and "n00b" | 79 |
| In computer science, a characterization of every possible solution to a problem | 79 |
| Internationally popular comic book character created by Belgian artist Hergé | 79 |
| It "gives you something to do, but it gets you nowhere": Glenn Turner | 79 |
| Interplanetary dictator in Scientology who we're not supposed to talk about | 79 |
| It might say "What part of 'cookie' don't you understand?" | 80 |
| In Search Of: Central European guy who swings both ways; hoping to receive a ___ | 80 |
| International Tennis Hall of Famer who won consecutive US Opens in 1997 and 1998 | 80 |
| Infamous 1983 Royals/Yankees contest where a George Brett home run was nullified | 80 |
| Item that Dr. Seuss's Once-ler knitted from the silk tufts of Truffula trees | 80 |
| Ibuprofen: "Line up arrows on cap and bottle. Push cap with thumbs"... | 80 |
| It's "no longer current in natural colloquial speech," per the OED | 80 |
| It was "boil'd in broo'," in the ballad "Lord Randal" | 81 |
| It has ''arguments'' and ''logic games'' sections | 81 |
| Instrument played on the 2005 White Stripes album "Get Behind Me Satan" | 81 |
| It was once advertised as "Your favorite drink in your favorite flavor" | 81 |
| Invention modernized by William Bullock that mangled his leg and led to his death | 81 |
| Individual string cheese: "Safety first! Open with hands, not teeth"... | 81 |
| Item in the hardware department with a "+" or "-" on its head | 81 |
| It's played to fool people into thinking that someone's talking in a room | 81 |
| Items that Dr. Seuss's Once-ler knitted from the silk tufts of Truffula Trees | 81 |
| Indian author ___ Mehta, a staff writer for The New Yorker for more than 30 years | 81 |
| Its flag consists of a crimson St. Andrew's cross on a white background: Abbr. | 82 |
| It's listed as "(annoyed grunt)" in "The Simpsons" scripts | 82 |
| Its flag states "Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain" | 82 |
| Its national anthem begins "Upwards on the horizon rose the Eastern Sun" | 82 |
| Island called "The Keystone of the Pacific" by the Department of Defense | 82 |
| In a poem, it "perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door" | 82 |