| What the black areas on horizontal rows 4, 8 and 12 represent | 61 |
| What the bride's father did vis-Ã -vis the reception | 58 |
| What the British Open winner brought to the potluck dinner? | 59 |
| What the California inmate accused the authorities of? | 54 |
| What the capitalist pig embraces when elected to office | 55 |
| What the capitalist pig's financial clout gives him when shopping | 69 |
| What the chorus of "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" is | 66 |
| What the circled letter in this answer represents, homophonically | 65 |
| What the circled letters in this answer represent, homophonically | 65 |
| What the clumsy mason was doing in the produce aisle? | 53 |
| What the construction crew put up during one 9-to-5 period? | 59 |
| What the dish ran away with, in "Hey Diddle Diddle" | 61 |
| What the dissatisfied female giftee might do after Christmas? | 61 |
| What the dog might do to your homework if you're not prepared | 65 |
| What the dry cleaner might say after losing a garment? | 54 |
| What the Duchamp painting "L.H.O.O.Q." parodies | 57 |
| What The Eagles take their "Peaceful" feeling with | 60 |
| What the efficient laundress was doing in the produce aisle? | 60 |
| What the eight Across celebrities all have in common | 52 |
| What the entomologist brought to the potluck dinner? | 52 |
| What the fans saw with only a single punt in each quarter? | 58 |
| What the female agent whispered during the pat-down? | 52 |
| What the First Lady's critics did over a bottle of bathtub gin? | 67 |
| What the French once called "la Belle Rivière" | 59 |
| What the giggling supporter of the Salem witch trials was told? | 63 |
| What The Guess Who wants to do with "The Land" | 56 |
| What the hair stylist brought to the potluck dinner? | 52 |
| What the highlighted squares in this puzzle represent | 53 |
| What The Hollies do the "Whole World Over" | 52 |
| What the horse chef got on his new "oat cuisine"? | 59 |
| What the impatient reader of English essays requested? | 54 |
| What the last word of the long answers all sound like | 53 |
| What the locals enjoy when all the Leaning Tower tourists leave? | 64 |
| What the Mad Hatter pours on the Dormouse to wake it up | 55 |
| What the marksman took at midnight? (with ''a'') | 64 |
| What the marshal declared the moonshiner's shed to be? | 58 |
| What the mathematician brought to the potluck dinner? | 53 |
| What the mathematician's horse did at the track? | 52 |
| What the mother of the bride calls the groom after the wedding | 62 |
| What the names in this puzzle's theme entries begin with | 60 |
| What the NFL season has started on every year but once since 2002 | 65 |
| What the Norwegian Blue was, in a Monty Python sketch | 53 |
| What the original Mortal Kombat was criticized for depicting? | 61 |
| What the part-time abacus user didn't feel like? | 52 |
| What the perimeter answers in this puzzle literally create | 58 |
| What the piano repairman brought to the potluck dinner? | 55 |
| What the pinball wizard had emblazoned on his forearm? | 54 |
| What the priest yells when someone faints during confession? | 60 |
| What the punch bowl always says before going to sleep? | 54 |
| What the quality control chief did at the Japanese auto plant? | 62 |
| What the reality of the oil spill has been, so to speak, for BP | 63 |
| What the record company did with costs after the band broke up | 62 |
| What the ringing of two bells might signal on a ship | 52 |
| What the road to hell is paved with, according to a saying | 58 |
| What the security officer was doin' in womenswear? | 54 |
| What the South African province Free State was called a century ago | 67 |
| What the stalker of a certain crossword/pitching star is driven by? | 67 |
| What the state gambling board might do to increase sales? | 57 |
| What the successful never do, per a 2005 best-seller | 52 |
| What The Supremes told us to do "in the Name of Love" | 63 |
| What The Temptations "Ain't Too Proud" to do | 58 |
| What the three sets of circled squares in this puzzle represent | 63 |
| What the thrifty plumber was doing in the produce aisle? | 56 |
| What the winged woman is holding in the Emmy statuette | 54 |
| What there was between Annie Oakley and her brothers? | 53 |
| What there's not one of during a tearjerker movie | 53 |
| What they called Shakespeare after that really bad haircut? | 59 |
| What they do at The Bank of Aggressive Army Recruitment? | 56 |
| What things may be "this time," in sequels | 52 |
| What this grid is decidedly not (but baby-safe plastics are) | 60 |
| What this puzzle's central phenomenon may have once been | 60 |
| What this puzzle's columnar entries are taken from | 54 |
| What this puzzle's four longest answers have in common | 58 |
| What this puzzle's four missing clues spell, in order | 57 |
| What this puzzle's long answers each have three of | 54 |
| What this puzzle's perimeter contains abbreviations for | 59 |
| What this puzzle's seven longest answers have in common | 59 |
| What this puzzle's theme (and some of its clues) received? | 62 |
| What this puzzle's theme entries take, vowel-wise | 53 |
| What this puzzle's three identical clues can represent | 58 |
| What this puzzle's three longest entries are all about? | 59 |
| What those 'who only stand and wait' do, per Milton | 59 |
| What those neither "for" nor "against" take | 63 |
| What thousands do on the first Sunday of every November | 55 |
| What three-letter words do in five answers in this puzzle | 57 |
| What to "Come see the softer side of," in a slogan | 60 |
| What to do "for murder" in a Hitchcock film | 53 |
| What to do after completing this puzzle, with four straight lines | 65 |
| What to do after you ''read 'em'' | 53 |
| What to do when asked who recorded "Superstition" | 59 |
| What to do when told to ''beat it!'' | 52 |
| What to do when your ball is two inches from the hole? | 54 |
| What to eat when carbo-loading before a certain cardio workout? | 63 |
| What top seeds often get at the starts of tournaments | 53 |
| What traveling salespeople do to keep commissions current? | 58 |
| What two weeks of "Soy-Boy Doggie Yummies" resulted in? | 65 |
| What usher will do to fan whose ticket doesn't jive | 55 |
| What victorious World Series players will probably remember most? | 65 |
| What Wall Street laid, according to a 1929 Variety headline | 59 |
| What were Russell and Anna Huxtable on "The Cosby Show"? | 66 |