| What poor Uncle Harry wanted | 28 |
| What poor planners must go back to | 34 |
| What pool hustlers do? | 22 |
| What Pooh's pal listens to? | 31 |
| What Pooh's early phone call to a pal results in? | 53 |
| What pondering a koan might lead to | 35 |
| What pompous stars do to fans | 29 |
| What pompon girls display | 25 |
| What polygraphs detect | 22 |
| What Polonius said not to be | 28 |
| What Polonius hid behind | 24 |
| What Polo called China | 22 |
| What Polly Flinders was warming | 31 |
| What pollution in the Sargasso Sea may lead to? | 47 |
| What pollutants may do | 22 |
| What pollsters need | 19 |
| What pollsters gather | 21 |
| What polls measure | 18 |
| What polling may reveal | 23 |
| WHAT POLITICOS MAY DO AT N.J. CONVENTION | 40 |
| What polite people pay | 22 |
| What policemen pound | 20 |
| What police seek in an investigation | 36 |
| What police officers enforce | 28 |
| What police face daily | 22 |
| What police enforce | 19 |
| What polar opposites have | 25 |
| What Poison will do to "the Wind" | 43 |
| What Pogo plays | 15 |
| What pods do? | 13 |
| What PMRC will recommend | 24 |
| What plungers go for | 20 |
| What plomo is transformed into in alquimia | 42 |
| What playwrights hope for? | 26 |
| What playing hooky involves | 27 |
| What players should do | 22 |
| What players on the bench need? | 31 |
| What players keep | 17 |
| What players don't have to travel far for | 45 |
| What players do at the start of a game of tag | 45 |
| What platypuses lay | 19 |
| What platelets help blood do | 28 |
| What Plant and Krauss were "Raising" | 46 |
| What planning commissions administer | 36 |
| What planets do | 15 |
| What planes provide to the infantry | 35 |
| What planes do after landing | 28 |
| What plaids and stripes do | 26 |
| What Placebo is "Slave to"? | 37 |
| What Pizarro sought | 19 |
| What Pizarro called "City of Kings" | 45 |
| What piton users do | 19 |
| What pitchforks pitch | 21 |
| What pitchers need between games | 32 |
| What pitchers hate to give up | 29 |
| What pitchers do | 16 |
| What pitchers are paid to get | 29 |
| What Pistol said to Falstaff | 28 |
| What pirates use to keep fit? | 29 |
| What pirates called the Caribbean | 33 |
| What pioneers make | 18 |
| What pink plastic flamingos may signify | 39 |
| What pink may denote | 20 |
| What Pink didn't want her man to do on the "Funhouse" album | 73 |
| What pines do, Ã la Longfellow | 33 |
| What pillboxes lack | 19 |
| What pigs do | 12 |
| What pigs dig | 13 |
| What pie-eyed people feel? | 26 |
| What pie might measure? | 23 |
| What picky people pick | 22 |
| What picked flowers may do | 26 |
| What Picasso deliberately distorted | 35 |
| What picadors pick on | 21 |
| What piano players tickle | 25 |
| What pi may be used to find | 27 |
| What physicians call "sternutation" | 45 |
| What phorid flies are imported to prey on | 41 |
| What Phish's "Mule" has | 37 |
| What Phish had "A Picture of" | 39 |
| What philosophes get | 20 |
| What Philip Morris became | 25 |
| What philatelists collect | 25 |
| What Phil Spector recorded in | 29 |
| What Phil Spector made many of his recordings in | 48 |
| What Phil Collins wishes it would do | 36 |
| What Phil Collins was "Against" | 41 |
| What pheromones do | 18 |
| What Pharaoh said, "How happy Ra seems!"? | 51 |
| What pH measures | 16 |
| What Petty wrote "Peace in L.A." for | 46 |
| What Petty did about L.A. riots | 31 |
| What Petruchio's Kate became | 32 |
| What Peter Pan lost | 19 |
| What Pete Townshend's hand did through the air | 50 |
| What Pete Rose did in 1985 | 26 |
| What pests do | 13 |
| What pessimists offer | 21 |
| What perverts did to dream of being more perverted? | 51 |
| What Perot has made | 19 |