| When repeated, 1963 hit with alleged obscene lyrics determined by the FBI to be "unintelligible at any speed" | 119 |
| When pretty much every fruit and vegetable is available, in modern supermarkets | 79 |
| When Ovid's "Ars Amatoria" is believed to have been published | 75 |
| When Othello says to Desdemona, "... would thou hadst ne'er been born!" | 85 |
| When night owls thrive, or where the last words of the starred answers can go | 77 |
| When most top-rated shows are on, and a hint to the kind of numbers in the starred answers | 90 |
| When Kathie Lee and Hoda show up to destroy what's left of the "Today" show's reputation | 106 |
| When Jaques says, "All the world's a stage" in "As You Like It" | 87 |
| When Hedy Lamarr co-invented a radio-frequency encryption system, she __ | 72 |
| When he was a bodyguard, his business card read: "Next to God, there is no greater protector than I." | 111 |
| When Harriet Farnam invented her "Non-Swarmer" beehive, she __ | 72 |
| When Elder Kevin Price goes to Uganda, in "The Book of Mormon" | 72 |
| When doubled, "Guys and Dolls" guy who sings "Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Boat" | 108 |
| When Bloomsday, which celebrates Joyce's "Ulysses," is observed | 77 |
| When asked "What is the meaning of life?" she sometimes answers "All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate" | 134 |
| When Alfred Eisenstaedt shot his famous Times Square photo of a sailor kissing a nurse | 86 |
| When accused of being "out of uniform," what the naked private said he was wearing? | 93 |
| When a player doesn't score for a while, or when a player doesn't score for a while | 91 |
| When a larger company buys a smaller company and incorporates its employees, in modern jargon | 93 |
| When "you're ridin' high" in the song "That's Life" | 83 |
| When "anything can happen" on "The Mickey Mouse Club" | 73 |
| When ''eye of newt'' is mentioned in ''Macbeth'' | 80 |
| Wheels on loan ... or, as the circles show, what four puzzle answers have done? | 79 |
| Wheat "I ___ a girl I'd like to know better but I'm already with someone" | 91 |
| What's taken by someone visiting a person who recants on the other side of a river? | 87 |
| What's revealed by connecting the special squares in this puzzle in order | 77 |
| What's needed to get out of class, if you don't know one from the other? | 80 |
| What's heard in the computer lab when the regular teachers are sick? | 72 |
| What's been deposited in four squares of this puzzle, expressed both by name and by symbol | 94 |
| What your dog might do after eating his way through your linen closet, after aiming in and missing? | 99 |
| What you've got to do "if you want my love," in a Temptations song | 80 |
| What you'll see if you watch "Raging Bull" followed by "Taxi Driver" followed by "The King of Comedy"? | 136 |
| What you'll find at the end of each of this puzzle's longest answers | 76 |
| What you need in order to be sure you'll have something to put your cream cheese on? | 88 |
| What you might reach for after hearing "Don't go anywhere!" | 73 |
| What you might get from the ends of this puzzle's six longest answers | 73 |
| What you might do if you get a dent from someone who slaps your car's hood while crossing the street? | 105 |
| What you might answer when asked "What's a three-letter synonym for 'tin'?" by a gentleman? | 113 |
| What you get when you blend the results of this puzzle's recipe instructions | 80 |
| What you can find in the grid after completing this puzzle, looking up, down, left, right and diagonally, word search-style | 123 |
| What writer Malcolm Peltu predicted could "cross a busy highway without being hit" by 2010 | 100 |
| What word precedes "Eyes," "Girl," "Love" and "Mama" in Top 40 song titles? | 115 |
| What well-intentioned, but inevitably incompetent people end up doing, often | 76 |
| What was removed just before the "Psycho" shower scene was filmed? | 76 |
| What Van Halen's "hot shoe" would do down the avenue, in "Panama" | 89 |
| What Tyra Banks's competition winner is expected to become, per the show's title | 88 |
| What Travolta carries in the first scene of ''Saturday Night Fever'' | 84 |
| What to do to read the secret message (going diagonally down, then diagonally back up the under side) | 101 |
| What to "never" do, according to the title of a 2005 best seller | 74 |
| What Thoreau and Eisenhower have in common, or this puzzle's theme, literally | 81 |
| What this puzzle's theme answers contain (if you look closely enough) | 73 |
| What this puzzle's eight concentric rings (uncircled and circled) represent | 79 |
| What this puzzle's capitalized clues are, both by definition and pun | 72 |
| What the treasurer of the United States and the secretary of the Treasury supply? | 81 |
| What the ten movie titles in this puzzle do at their intersections -- or a 2005 movie spelled out by those intersections | 120 |
| What the tabloids desperately searched for after a noted 2008 pregnancy? | 72 |
| What the supervillain reveals to Bond in great detail just before letting him escape | 84 |
| What the start of each starred answer is part of, for a company that intersects that answer | 91 |
| What the six puzzle answers graphically represented in this puzzle have in common | 81 |
| What the self-contradictory words found in this puzzle's theme answers are examples of | 90 |
| What the puzzlemaker did to the name in each of this puzzle's theme answers? | 80 |
| What the producers of "Frida" said when they finally found someone to play her artist husband? | 104 |
| What the pool player started "playing" when his favorite song came on the radio? | 90 |
| What the plastic surgeon created after I asked to look like the author of "Delta of Venus"? | 101 |
| What the plastic surgeon created after I asked to look like a "Star Wars" actress? | 92 |
| What the plastic surgeon created after I asked to look like a "City Slickers" actor? | 94 |
| What the plastic surgeon created after I asked to look like "The Man in Black"? | 89 |
| What the Once-ler's factory produces in Dr. Seuss's "The Lorax" | 81 |
| What the narrator "threw up" in "The Night Before Christmas" | 80 |
| What the Magic Eye picture ends up being in a scene from "Mallrats" | 77 |
| What the left panel of Bosch's "Garden of Earthly Delights" depicts | 81 |
| What the host of "Deal or No Deal" eats to make the gold suitcases look, like, *extra* gold? | 102 |
| What the four longest entries in this puzzle (except this one) are examples of | 78 |
| What the five actors in this puzzle did in "Catwoman," "Leonard, Part 6," "Christopher Columbus: The Discovery," "Gigli," and "Freddy Got Fingered," respectively | 211 |
| What the final episode of "Breaking Bad" may mean for fans of the show? | 81 |
| What the disappointed fan said after Rome's first emperor sang "Yesterday"? | 89 |
| What the constructor had to do to create the theme entries in this puzzle (boyeee) | 82 |
| What the blind man who thought the elephant was "like a fan" touched | 78 |
| What the Baseball Hall of Fame is considering lifting a lifetime ban for? | 73 |
| What the "turn on" part refers to in "Tune in, turn on, drop out" | 85 |
| What the "arrant thief" of a moon "snatches from the sun," in Shakespeare's "Timon of Athens" | 127 |
| What swing state viewers might experience as the presidential election draws closer, punnily, or a possible title for this week's puzzle? | 141 |
| What Soul Asylum's phone won't do in "Somebody to Shove" | 74 |
| What someone who has to choose between singers Courtney and Eddie makes a decision for? | 87 |
| What some astronomers did with their teeth when the remotest planet in the Solar System was demoted? | 100 |
| What Sgt. Schultz really knew (but would never admit) on "Hogan's Heroes"? | 88 |
| What Roscoe Orman of "Sesame Street" played in 1974's "Willie Dynamite" | 95 |
| What rating does the Michelin Guide give to "a very good restaurant"? | 79 |
| What presidential term limits mercifully ensure, and each of this puzzle's theme answers "receives" | 113 |
| What Pink didn't want her man to do on the "Funhouse" album | 73 |
| What people in relationships need together ... or this puzzle's title | 73 |
| What one of the hypocycloids in the Pittsburgh Steelers' logo represents | 76 |
| What one gets by multiplying the numbers in this puzzle's theme answers | 75 |
| What one can do, figuratively, to the last words of the four longest Across answers | 83 |
| What one achieves by smashing one's malfunctioning smartphone against a branch? | 83 |
| What nerve, disrupting a carpenter's joint with that kind of hat (3-6) | 74 |
| What might have the heading "Collectibles" or "Toys & Hobbies"? | 87 |
| What might determine if the moon hitting your eye like a big pizza pie is truly amore? | 86 |
| What Meat Loaf went around in "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" | 73 |
| What many sports cars lack, and, in a way, what the ends of the starred answers are | 83 |