| Measures of the time it takes to slip on a peel and hit the pavement? | 69 |
| Musician with the first record formally certified as a million-seller | 69 |
| Mr. ___ (delivery man on "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood") | 69 |
| Mazda Raceway Laguna ___ (Monterey racetrack in operation since 1957) | 69 |
| Main character in Proust's "Remembrance of Things Past" | 69 |
| Movie great gets behind bandleader in producing "Explorers" | 69 |
| Mini-Me portrayer in the Austin Powers movies born on January 1, 1969 | 69 |
| Moonlight Graham is a character in his novel "Shoeless Joe" | 69 |
| MC Skat Cat's co-star in the "Opposites Attract" video | 68 |
| McLachlan single with the line "I do believe I failed you" | 68 |
| Miss ___ Evans of McCullers's "Ballad of the Sad Cafe" | 68 |
| Manhattan eatery referenced in Billy Joel's "Big Shot" | 68 |
| Main character in the video game "Assassin's Creed II" | 68 |
| Movie for which Demi Moore won her second Worst Actress Razzie Award | 68 |
| Ming's 7'6" and Bryant's 6'6", e.g.: Abbr. | 68 |
| Multiplatinum album with the 2002 hit "Ain't It Funny" | 68 |
| MLB team that has been in the league the longest without a no-hitter | 68 |
| Miller's "S.N.L." "Weekend Update" successor | 68 |
| Musical with the song "Everyone's a Little Bit Racist" | 68 |
| Michael of "Arrested Development" and "Superbad" | 68 |
| Misanthrope who says "We are all born mad. Some remain so" | 68 |
| Message that shows your car's warning system is joking with you? | 68 |
| Masochistic punk singer with the given name "Jesus Christ" | 68 |
| Masterpiece now permanently housed in Madrid's Museo Reina Sofia | 68 |
| Mr. Orange's confession at the end of "Reservoir Dogs" | 68 |
| Medieval slave killed on every episode of "South Serfdom"? | 68 |
| Mid-90s arcade basketball game that failed to include Michael Jordan | 68 |
| Mixed drink #4: Metal chopsticks (vodka, Kahlúa, and light cream) | 68 |
| Manager who managed the Mets, Braves, Cardinals, Yankees and Dodgers | 68 |
| Michael Martin Murphey "___ Knots in the Devil's Tail" | 68 |
| Miyoshi ___, Best Supporting Actress winner for "Sayonara" | 68 |
| Music legend busted for having pot on his tour bus in September 2006 | 68 |
| MacGraw of "Goodbye, Columbus" and "Love Story" | 67 |
| Many figures of "The Last Judgment" in the Sistine Chapel | 67 |
| Musical featuring the song "It's the Hard-Knock Life" | 67 |
| Milady de Winter's husband, in "The Three Musketeers" | 67 |
| Messing with Eric McCormack on the "Will & Grace" set | 67 |
| Musician Brian who wrote "A Year with Swollen Appendices" | 67 |
| Musician Brian who uses the pseudonyms Nina Bore and Ben O'Rian | 67 |
| Musical with the song "On This Night of a Thousand Stars" | 67 |
| McGregor who will appear in "Angels & Demons" in 2009 | 67 |
| Mythology's Clotho, Lachesis, and Atropos, with "the" | 67 |
| Musical with the song "The Night They Invented Champagne" | 67 |
| Michael ___ Black (regular on VH1's "I Love the X0s") | 67 |
| Michener book subtitled "Spanish Travels and Reflections" | 67 |
| Marlowe's "The Passionate Shepherd to His Love," e.g. | 67 |
| Modern dancer Duncan strangled by her own scarf en route to a tryst | 67 |
| Mother of Reuben, Simeon, Levi, Judah, Issachar, Zebulun, and Dinah | 67 |
| Man's name that becomes another man's name if read backward | 67 |
| Mediterranean city where "The Sheltering Sky" takes place | 67 |
| Movie about after-dark activities of people who deal with gamblers? | 67 |
| Military base that is home to Cuba's only McDonalds, familiarly | 67 |
| Mocking nickname for Dr. J, in reference to his mediocre jump shot? | 67 |
| Mary Tyler Moore catch phrase on "The Dick Van Dyke Show" | 67 |
| Michael Jackson hit that begins "Where did you come from lady? | 67 |
| Michael who was Klaatu in "The Day the Earth Stood Still" | 67 |
| Mediterranean salad with bulgur wheat, chopped tomatoes and parsley | 67 |
| Michael Jackson's "Don't Stop ___ You Get Enough" | 67 |
| Mississippi site of Machine Gun Kelly's last known bank robbery | 67 |
| Meteorologist who inexcusably neglected to say we needed umbrellas? | 67 |
| Michelle who's the Bond girl in "Tomorrow Never Dies" | 67 |
| Mohamed who's the subject of "Welcome to Terrorland" | 66 |
| Matriarch on TV's "Tyler Perry's House of Payne" | 66 |
| Music made by boys who wear eye makeup and girls' skinny jeans | 66 |
| Moten who played Bess in Broadway's "Porgy and Bess" | 66 |
| Musical that features "Another Suitcase in Another Hall" | 66 |
| Midler and Keaton's costar in "The First Wives Club" | 66 |
| Minnelli with a brilliant role on "Arrested Development" | 66 |
| Musical that spawned the unsuccessful "Yes, Yes, Yvette" | 66 |
| Magazine that excerpted Stephen King's "Firestarter" | 66 |
| Michael who sang "I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K." | 66 |
| Menu phrase meaning "you can add pineapple to any item"? | 66 |
| Marisa of "Barry Lyndon" and "Death in Venice" | 66 |
| Mammal that's trained by the author of "Superfudge"? | 66 |
| Musician on whom Gus Van Sant's "Last Days" is based | 66 |
| Musician with the 1939 hit "Jumpin' at the Woodside" | 66 |
| Missy Elliott's "___ What I'm Talkin' About" | 66 |
| Mideast president who wrote "The Battle for Peace," 1981 | 66 |
| Metal subgenre characterized by lyrics dealing with blood and guts | 66 |
| Matchmaking site that polls users about their synagogue attendance | 66 |
| Mischief-makers (you'll find seven of them in the answer grid) | 66 |
| Mike "Boogie" who won "Big Brother: All Stars" | 66 |
| Miss America (1959) who became a film and TV actress, Mary Ann ___ | 66 |
| Magic words ... or a hint to the other long answers in this puzzle | 66 |
| Mets reliever Heilman who got the loss in Game 7 of the 2006 NLCS | 65 |
| Mission that figured into "Pee-wee's Big Adventure" | 65 |
| Molly's "Delicious Dish" costar, on "SNL" | 65 |
| Movie musical with the song "A Rumor in St. Petersburg" | 65 |
| Member of the original “Not Ready For Prime Time Players” | 65 |
| Maj. that both of this puzzle's authors have college degs. in | 65 |
| Military computer built under the codename "Project PX" | 65 |
| Musical work that Berlioz called "a heavenly sweetness" | 65 |
| Musical with the song "Don't Cry for Me, Argentina" | 65 |
| Manson "Mutilation is the Most Sincere ___ of Flattery" | 65 |
| Metal band with the 1999 triple platinum album "Issues" | 65 |
| Magazine that first published "The Old Man and the Sea" | 65 |
| Musician who appears in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" | 65 |
| Mexican emperor who imposes his "revenge" on travellers | 65 |
| Missouri town near the George Washington Carver National Monument | 65 |
| Mike who directed "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" | 65 |