| Who said "History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce" | 78 |
| Who said "I believe in censorship. After all I made a fortune out of it" | 82 |
| Who said "I can't prove it, but I can say it" | 59 |
| Who said "I don't do drugs, I am drugs" | 53 |
| Who said "I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage" | 136 |
| Who said "I owe the public nothing" | 45 |
| Who said "I put up my thumb and it blotted out the planet Earth" | 74 |
| Who said "I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure" | 93 |
| Who said "Isn't life a series of images that change as they repeat themselves?" | 93 |
| Who said "It gets late early out there" | 49 |
| Who said "It's not bragging if you can back it up" | 64 |
| Who said "Learn from the masses, and then teach them" | 63 |
| Who said "No good movie is too long, and no bad movie is short enough" | 80 |
| Who said "Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast" | 64 |
| Who said "Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit" | 66 |
| Who said "Sex is the biggest nothing of all time" | 59 |
| Who said "Tell Jabba that I've got his money" | 59 |
| Who said "The joke's on you, Riddler!" | 52 |
| Who said "The less you open your heart to others, the more your heart suffers" | 88 |
| Who said "The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe. You have to make it fall" | 104 |
| Who said "Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline"? | 67 |
| Who said "Y'know they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? Lipstick." | 101 |
| Who said "You are alone now. Last man. You are lone ranger" | 69 |
| Who says? | 9 |
| Who sells seashells by the seashore | 35 |
| Who Seth begat | 14 |
| Who shot J. R. | 14 |
| Who should believe a liar | 25 |
| Who Sirhan Sirhan shot, for short | 33 |
| Who Slew Auntie ____ : 1971 film | 34 |
| Who so far has run a three-minute mile | 38 |
| Who song off "Face Dances" | 36 |
| Who song they passed on? | 24 |
| Who starts the most suits? | 26 |
| Who Status Quo told to "Come On" | 42 |
| Who Steely Dan gave a "Number" to? | 44 |
| Who the bondsman pays | 21 |
| Who The Everly Brothers wanted to wake up | 41 |
| Who the jury voted against | 26 |
| Who the Left Banke told to "Walk Away" | 48 |
| Who the Movimiento 26 De Julio overthrew | 40 |
| Who the USO entertains | 22 |
| Who the White Stripes told to "Get Behind" them | 57 |
| Who Tindersticks wrote "for" | 38 |
| Who to root for | 15 |
| Who to tell a secret to, presumably | 35 |
| Who to trust in a mystery novel | 31 |
| Who took the Ramones' "Baby Away" | 47 |
| Who trimmed Aesop's hair? | 29 |
| Who turned ___? | 15 |
| Who turns down a free mug of dark winter beer? | 46 |
| Who Uncle Sam wants, per the posters | 36 |
| WHO WANTED ___ | 14 |
| Who was "Marching," to Dave Matthews | 46 |
| Who was Orville's brother in flight? | 40 |
| Who was with The Doors' "Angels" | 46 |
| Who was your W.W. II hero? | 26 |
| Who we are | 10 |
| Who went thataway? | 18 |
| Who went to market? | 19 |
| Who work in Shanghai supermarkets? | 34 |
| Who wrote "A bear, however hard he tries, / Grows tubby without exercise" | 83 |
| Who wrote "A true German can't stand the French, / Yet willingly he drinks their wines" | 101 |
| Who wrote "All that we see or seem / Is but a dream within a dream" | 77 |
| Who wrote "By their own follies they perished, the fools" | 67 |
| Who wrote "Can one be a saint if God does not exist?" | 63 |
| Who wrote "He who does not trust enough will not be trusted" | 70 |
| Who wrote "Hell is full of musical amateurs" | 54 |
| Who wrote "I dwelt alone / In a world of moan, / And my soul was a stagnant tide" | 91 |
| Who wrote "I was never kinder to the old man than during the whole week before I killed him" | 102 |
| Who wrote "In the country of the blind the one-eyed man is king" | 74 |
| Who wrote "It was many and many a year ago, / In a kingdom by the sea ..." | 84 |
| Who wrote "It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens" | 112 |
| Who wrote "The only abnormality is the incapacity to love" | 68 |
| Who wrote "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not" | 115 |
| Who wrote "Wealth is the product of man's capacity to think" | 74 |
| Who wrote "Wherever Law ends, Tyranny begins" | 55 |
| Who wrote "Who?"? | 27 |
| Who you appear to be | 20 |
| Who __ Nation: New Orleans Saints fans | 38 |
| Who ____ it? | 12 |
| Who ____ to say? | 16 |
| Who ____ Turn To? | 17 |
| Who's a critic? | 19 |
| Who's base | 14 |
| Who's creator | 17 |
| Who's first | 15 |
| Who's got mail | 18 |
| Who's got milk | 18 |
| Who's left? | 15 |
| Who's minding the baby, maybe | 33 |
| Who's on it | 15 |
| Who's out in the pasture? | 29 |
| Who's position, in a famous sketch | 38 |
| Who's solving this puzzle | 29 |
| Who's sorry now | 19 |
| Who's sorry now? | 20 |
| Who's station | 17 |
| Who's there | 15 |
| Who's there, in a bit | 25 |