| Result of ironing | 17 |
| Result of jumping the gun | 25 |
| Result of kissing a tube of crazy glue? | 39 |
| Result of knuckling down? | 25 |
| Result of Labor Day, for many | 29 |
| Result of labor? | 16 |
| Result of lack of sleep, maybe | 30 |
| Result of laudatory lines | 25 |
| Result of librarian/professor union? | 36 |
| Result of lingual protrusion | 28 |
| Result of liquid loss in a cask | 31 |
| Result of losing one's lease? | 33 |
| Result of low interest rates | 28 |
| Result of many a "lost weekend" | 41 |
| Result of many a long run | 25 |
| Result of many a union grievance? | 33 |
| Result of many conquests, perhaps | 33 |
| Result of melting | 17 |
| Result of Michelle Obama's midlife crisis? | 46 |
| Result of misspent energy | 25 |
| Result of mixing bleu et jaune | 30 |
| Result of mixing gas and alcohol? | 33 |
| Result of mixing jaune et bleu | 30 |
| Result of multiplying | 21 |
| Result of nonuse | 16 |
| Result of normal use | 20 |
| Result of not following through (of which there are four examples in this puzzle's grid) | 92 |
| Result of not leaving tips, perhaps | 35 |
| Result of not wearing rouge? | 28 |
| Result of nudging too much, perhaps | 35 |
| Result of ocean-water evaporation | 33 |
| Result of out of control blog commenters | 40 |
| Result of overcycling | 21 |
| Result of overexercise | 22 |
| Result of overexercise, perhaps | 31 |
| Result of overexercising, maybe | 31 |
| Result of overexertion | 22 |
| Result of overflowing eaves? | 28 |
| Result of oversleeping | 22 |
| Result of overspending | 22 |
| Result of overstrain | 20 |
| Result of overstrain, maybe | 27 |
| Result of overuse of eyes | 25 |
| Result of oxidation | 19 |
| Result of Pepsi shortages? | 26 |
| Result of plateau erosion | 25 |
| Result of playing around with a knife on a patio? | 49 |
| Result of plotters' get-together | 36 |
| Result of plotting, perhaps | 27 |
| Result of poetic license? | 25 |
| Result of poison ivy | 20 |
| Result of polishing | 19 |
| Result of poor aim, maybe | 25 |
| Result of poor posture? | 23 |
| Result of poor service | 22 |
| Result of poor ventilation | 26 |
| Result of poorly stacked crates of water softeners? | 51 |
| Result of poring over print, perhaps | 36 |
| Result of power shortage | 24 |
| Result of pranksters shooting at Wal-Mart's sign? | 53 |
| Result of prolonged worry | 25 |
| Result of provocative posters? | 30 |
| Result of pulling the goalie | 28 |
| Result of pulling the plug? | 27 |
| Result of punishment | 20 |
| Result of puppy love? | 21 |
| Result of pushing too hard? | 27 |
| Result of putting a clove through a press | 41 |
| Result of putting two and two together? | 39 |
| Result of raising cane | 22 |
| Result of raising hackles | 25 |
| Result of rampant inflation? | 28 |
| Result of reading the fine print, maybe | 39 |
| Result of refining pot | 22 |
| Result of regular use | 21 |
| Result of replacing the goalie with a forward | 45 |
| Result of riddling | 18 |
| Result of ruling | 16 |
| Result of ruminating | 20 |
| Result of runaway fusion | 24 |
| Result of running off? | 22 |
| Result of safely arriving at home | 33 |
| Result of Sammy Sosa wearing a tight shoe? | 42 |
| Result of Santa misplacing his papers? | 38 |
| Result of scraping by? | 22 |
| Result of self aggrandizing | 27 |
| Result of self-aggrandizing | 27 |
| Result of serious disappointment | 32 |
| Result of setting off a smoke bomb in a library? | 48 |
| Result of settling a lawsuit with a tech company? | 49 |
| Result of shattered ideals | 26 |
| Result of sitting in the front row of a movie theater, perhaps | 62 |
| Result of sitting on a court bench too long? | 44 |
| Result of six outs | 18 |
| Result of sleeping in, e.g. | 27 |
| Result of soft-palate vibration | 31 |
| Result of solitary sorrow | 25 |
| Result of some arm-twisting? | 28 |
| Result of some bargaining | 25 |
| Result of some bathing | 22 |