| Product once pitched with the line "Sometimes you feel like a nut" | 76 |
| Part of the Constitution that deals with judicial powers and defines treason | 76 |
| Profanely-named song from the Rolling Stones' "Sticky Fingers" | 76 |
| Proof that a "Jersey Shore" character has an incontinence problem? | 76 |
| Protest activity for Cheney opponents as he left the White House in January? | 76 |
| P.T. Barnum hoax The ___ Mermaid (from the old spelling of a Pacific island) | 76 |
| Piece of usually antiquated technology that is passed onto one's parents | 76 |
| People classified as "homo groovius" by humor website Uncyclopedia | 76 |
| Promise to a contact upon arriving at the rendezvous point with the suitcase | 76 |
| Palace used as police headquarters on the original "Hawaii Five-O" | 76 |
| Philanthropist Henry who founded many affordable housing developments in NYC | 76 |
| Pal of Marshall, Lily, Robin and Barney on "How I Met Your Mother" | 76 |
| Publication with a 1997 headline "Drug Use Down Among Uncool Kids" | 76 |
| Program hosted by a televangelist who's raising money for a school play? | 76 |
| Phrase with synonyms starting this puzzle's eight longest Across answers | 76 |
| Portrayer of Dr. Frank-N-Furter in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" | 76 |
| Publisher with the slogan "Science fiction. Fantasy. The universe" | 76 |
| Placekicker Jim who scored 10 points in the Jets' Super Bowl III victory | 76 |
| Proposed "fifth taste," which means "savory" in Japanese | 76 |
| Place where "You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal" | 76 |
| Political family that probably shouldn't go to their dad for sex advice | 75 |
| Place with millions of inhabitants at the time of its "discovery" | 75 |
| Professional sports team with a very long championship drought (100+ years) | 75 |
| Physicist Schrödinger with a famous theoretical half-dead/half-alive cat | 75 |
| Playwright who wrote "What is originality? Undetected plagiarism" | 75 |
| Popular gambling tourist spot in China that was part of Portugal until 1999 | 75 |
| Poet who wrote "At night there is no such thing as an ugly woman" | 75 |
| Prepare a reed for another passage, say after hundreds of measures of rests | 75 |
| Phenomenon evidenced in the 2011 film subtitled "Never Say Never" | 75 |
| Possible result of a waiter misunderstanding an order for broth with perch? | 75 |
| People who recite "Jabberwocky" door-to-door during the holidays? | 75 |
| Part of his body was famously insured for $100,000 by Lloyd's of London | 75 |
| Political comedian with the 1973 album "Sing a Song of Watergate" | 75 |
| Part of the face whose name is derived from the Latin for "grape" | 75 |
| Playground equipment that'll move if you're really, really patient? | 75 |
| Pop group whose first Top 40 album was, appropriately, "Arrival" | 74 |
| Prefix with ''ballistics'' or ''magnetic'' | 74 |
| Plain whose novel "Heartwood" was published posthumously in 2011 | 74 |
| Place where you're advised "Don't fall in love," in song | 74 |
| Possible response to "You've got spinach between your teeth" | 74 |
| Proposed legislation whose current lead sponsor in the Sen. is Ted Kennedy | 74 |
| Professional responsibility committee's forte, after "legal" | 74 |
| Pop star releasing her first Spanish language record this year, familiarly | 74 |
| Poe called her "the most lovely dead / That ever died so young!" | 74 |
| Pulitzer-winning graphic novel subtitled "A Survivor's Tale" | 74 |
| Production co. responsible for "Lou Grant" and "Rhoda" | 74 |
| Political leader who patented a system to alter the buoyancy of steamboats | 74 |
| Poor crossword construction technique that requires too much of the solver | 74 |
| Piano pieces nicknamed 'Winter Wind' and 'Butterfly,' e.g. | 74 |
| Program about a sarcastic naval officer who offers sound financial advice? | 74 |
| Presidential also-ran who last logged in to his MySpace on January 4, 2008 | 74 |
| Parsons who played Hilary Banks on "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" | 74 |
| Playwright whose "Liliom" was the basis for "Carousel" | 74 |
| Product formerly with the "fabulous" spokesperson Vanessa Branch | 74 |
| Probable rte. parts if you click "avoid highways" on Google Maps | 74 |
| Press charges against a Snuggie-clad werewolf encountered on an acid trip? | 74 |
| Part of the 1964 Civil Rights Act concerned with employment discrimination | 74 |
| Prince called "the Impaler," who was the inspiration for Dracula | 74 |
| Pro-___ (like someone who views an eating disorder as a lifestyle choice) | 73 |
| Poet who originated the phrase "truth is stranger than fiction" | 73 |
| Potentially stressful place to be, vis-a-vis one's sexual orientation | 73 |
| Pursue "I do's" when the parents say "don't"? | 73 |
| Pet targeted by the first words of this puzzle's four longest answers | 73 |
| Psychohistorian Seldon of Isaac Asimov's "Foundation" books | 73 |
| Possible response to "what happened to the last piece of cake?" | 73 |
| Product promoted as having both "beauty" and "brains" | 73 |
| Prefix with ''personal'' or ''planetary'' | 73 |
| Playwright Connelly who won a Pulitzer for "The Green Pastures" | 73 |
| Portland's st. [avxwords.com now has archived bundles - just $8/year] | 73 |
| Program that the figures at the end of the starred entries have in common | 73 |
| Philip Carey's handicap in Maugham's "Of Human Bondage" | 73 |
| Product advertised on TV with the phrase "not-so-fresh feeling" | 73 |
| Provider of an old silk hat, e.g. (as depicted at the top of this puzzle) | 73 |
| Parthenon architectural feature (and an anagram of "Poet? Me?") | 73 |
| Parody song with the lyric "I always eat too much and throw up" | 73 |
| Petty "Their A&R man said 'I don't hear a ___'" | 73 |
| Part of Zemeckis's Best Director speech for "Forrest Gump"? | 73 |
| Phillie Chase on Sports Illustrated's "MLB All-Decade Team" | 73 |
| Painted the town red, in a way ... or successfully completed this puzzle? | 73 |
| Prefix with ''ballistic'' or ''dynamic'' | 72 |
| Phrase indicating slight progress, and a hint to this puzzle's theme | 72 |
| Piece of furniture with a ton of stuffed animals (in my house, at least) | 72 |
| Petty: "Me and ___ were singing, 'Little Runaway' ..." | 72 |
| Prefect's friend in "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" | 72 |
| Prefix with ''political'' or ''logical'' | 72 |
| Pro Football Hall of Fame coach who once played for the New York Yankees | 72 |
| Pirate whose treasure is recovered in Poe's "The Gold-Bug" | 72 |
| Position that probably won't get you invited to a work holiday party | 72 |
| Prefix for ''surgeon'' or ''physiology'' | 72 |
| Production company that distributed "The Silence of the Lambs" | 72 |
| Play whose title character won't eat anything unless it's fried? | 72 |
| Phineas ___ (lead role on the 1980s sci-fi series "Voyagers!") | 72 |
| Palindromic phrase ostensibly spoken to a person with a palindromic name | 72 |
| Prosecutor's claim upon submitting evidence at the trial of Viking 1 | 72 |
| Prince ___ Land (historical Canadian region that drains into Hudson Bay) | 72 |
| Politico who had a bit part in Altman's "The Long Goodbye" | 72 |
| Puzzle that moved from the U.S. to Japan to England and back to the U.S. | 72 |
| Possible description of the number/appearance of the last Favre picture? | 72 |
| Progressive bimonthly, before the second word was dropped from its title | 72 |
| Prof'l league sometimes called the "Dream Tour of Surfing" | 72 |