| Result of hocus-pocus | 21 |
| Result of hitting the pause button on a movie | 45 |
| Result of hiking with pyromaniacs? | 34 |
| Result of heating a certain fruit too long? | 43 |
| Result of hearth burn | 21 |
| Result of head-swelling | 23 |
| Result of having no room under the beach umbrella for your knapsack? | 68 |
| Result of haste | 15 |
| Result of hair-splitting? | 25 |
| Result of hail, often | 21 |
| Result of H. pylori infection | 29 |
| Result of great shock | 21 |
| Result of gradual decline of a disease | 38 |
| Result of good middle management? | 33 |
| Result of going out? | 20 |
| Result of glacial erosion | 25 |
| Result of getting worked up | 27 |
| Result of getting too far behind, briefly | 41 |
| Result of getting too close to a happy baby? | 44 |
| Result of getting taken for a ride | 34 |
| Result of getting stabbed in the hood? | 38 |
| Result of getting sacked? | 25 |
| Result of getting plastered? | 28 |
| Result of getting even with someone? | 36 |
| Result of four balls, in baseball | 33 |
| Result of foul match play | 25 |
| Result of folding sheets? | 25 |
| Result of flying the coop? | 26 |
| Result of flawed sewing | 23 |
| Result of fixing a big breakfast? | 33 |
| Result of fire | 14 |
| Result of finally finishing a frustrating division problem? | 59 |
| Result of fielding goofs | 24 |
| Result of feeding the wrong-side down? | 38 |
| Result of fallibility | 21 |
| Result of failing to come set | 29 |
| Result of failing to break in your Timberlands? | 47 |
| Result of failing banks? | 24 |
| Result of exposing oneself at the beach? | 40 |
| Result of excessive rowing? | 27 |
| Result of excessive rainfall | 28 |
| Result of excessive heat | 24 |
| Result of excessive bending | 27 |
| Result of evil acts, supposedly | 31 |
| Result of every resident of an East Coast state going hairless? | 63 |
| Result of event at sea | 22 |
| Result of equal opposing forces | 31 |
| Result of eight bowlers' strikes | 36 |
| Result of eBay technical difficulty? | 36 |
| Result of eating too much Italian food? | 39 |
| Result of eating ice cream too fast, possibly | 45 |
| Result of eating ice cream too fast | 35 |
| Result of eating French fries at the ship's wheel? | 54 |
| Result of early-morning boating? | 32 |
| Result of dyeing, maybe | 23 |
| Result of drying out, maybe | 27 |
| Result of dropping a can of corn | 32 |
| Result of dropping a bushel, maybe | 34 |
| Result of driving someone home? | 31 |
| Result of Dracula's attentions? | 35 |
| Result of downsizing | 20 |
| Result of doing the twist? | 26 |
| Result of doing the same old same old | 37 |
| Result of doing lunges and squats | 33 |
| Result of division | 18 |
| Result of dividing any number by itself | 39 |
| Result of disuse | 16 |
| Result of differential erosion | 30 |
| Result of day-to-day use | 24 |
| Result of damming | 17 |
| Result of dad's labor, perhaps | 34 |
| Result of cutbacks to the maintenance budget? | 45 |
| Result of currants marryin'? | 32 |
| Result of crowd control failure | 31 |
| Result of cross-fertilization within a population | 49 |
| Result of counting sheep, perhaps | 33 |
| Result of counting sheep | 24 |
| Result of converting the 7-10 split | 35 |
| Result of converting a split | 28 |
| Result of considering the pluses? | 33 |
| Result of computer overuse, maybe | 33 |
| Result of competition between retailers? | 40 |
| Result of coming up too rapidly | 31 |
| Result of combining OxyContin and Viagra? | 41 |
| Result of collapsed arches | 26 |
| Result of cogitating, sometimes | 31 |
| Result of cogitating, perhaps | 29 |
| Result of cogitating | 20 |
| Result of cleaning up some building toys? | 41 |
| Result of chewing on a pool table? | 34 |
| Result of charging | 18 |
| Result of changing your locks | 29 |
| Result of cerebral activity | 27 |
| Result of cell division? | 24 |
| Result of caulking | 18 |
| Result of careless erasure | 26 |
| Result of careful planning it's not | 39 |
| Result of calculating (1/2) a b sin C | 38 |
| Result of cabin fever? | 22 |
| Result of butting heads? | 24 |