| What the pros say | 17 |
| What the psychic plays | 22 |
| What the punch bowl always says before going to sleep? | 54 |
| What the puzzle's long answers all were | 43 |
| What the puzzlemaker did to the name in each of this puzzle's theme answers? | 80 |
| What the pyramids are | 21 |
| What the quality control chief did at the Japanese auto plant? | 62 |
| What the queasy rodeo rider didn't feel like? | 49 |
| What the Queen of Hearts made | 29 |
| What the Queen turns into in "Snow White" | 51 |
| What the quibbling barber did? | 30 |
| What the Ramones were "Too Tough to" do | 49 |
| What the Rangers do | 19 |
| What the raspy pony was? | 24 |
| What the rat ate, in the house that Jack built | 46 |
| What the reality of the oil spill has been, so to speak, for BP | 63 |
| What the reaper did | 19 |
| What the recently engaged do | 28 |
| What the recently engaged make | 30 |
| What the record company did with costs after the band broke up | 62 |
| What the Red Baron engaged in | 29 |
| What the Red Cross provides | 27 |
| What the Red Sea did | 20 |
| What the Red Sox had to start using in 1920? | 44 |
| What the red, red robin does | 28 |
| What the repo man brought to the potluck dinner? | 48 |
| What the resilient acrobat did | 30 |
| What the retina's cones distinguish | 39 |
| What the reverent seek | 22 |
| What the rich live in? | 22 |
| What the rich need, according to the riddle | 43 |
| What the ringing of two bells might signal on a ship | 52 |
| What the rings signify on a tree | 32 |
| What the road to hell is paved with, according to a saying | 58 |
| What the roadrunner left behind, in cartoons | 44 |
| What the Rockettes do | 21 |
| What the Romans' M stands for | 33 |
| What The Roots "Guns are"? | 36 |
| What The Roots planted in "2.0" | 41 |
| What The Roots' guns are? | 29 |
| What the rowdy chef did? | 24 |
| What the royal electrician has in his vault? | 44 |
| What the rusher's palm reader revealed? | 43 |
| What the rusher's tarot cards revealed? | 43 |
| What the S.S. Minnow was supposed to take | 41 |
| What the sad astronaut found on his plate? | 42 |
| What the Saints may come marching in on? | 40 |
| What the sandman causes | 23 |
| What the satirist brought to the potluck dinner? | 48 |
| What the scared squid did | 25 |
| What the scholar might say to the librarian | 43 |
| What the seasons do | 19 |
| What the second little pig hoped to do? | 39 |
| What the second of three zeros might mean | 41 |
| What the security officer was doin' in womenswear? | 54 |
| What the seething see | 21 |
| What the self-contradictory words found in this puzzle's theme answers are examples of | 90 |
| What the selfishly-motivated may have | 37 |
| What The Shadow knows | 21 |
| What the shortsighted sailor did | 32 |
| What the six groups of circled letters represent | 48 |
| What the six puzzle answers graphically represented in this puzzle have in common | 81 |
| What the sky is | 15 |
| What the sky might do in an inebriate's dream? | 50 |
| What the slumbering carpenter did | 33 |
| What the snooty put on | 22 |
| What the society butcher considered himself to be | 49 |
| What the South African province Free State was called a century ago | 67 |
| What The Spinners say "People Play"? | 46 |
| What the Sprats cleaned | 23 |
| What the spring thaw brings | 27 |
| What the squeaking wheel does | 29 |
| What the stalker of a certain crossword/pitching star is driven by? | 67 |
| What the Stamp Act caused | 25 |
| What the star gets | 18 |
| What the star of "G.I. Jane" did on eBay | 50 |
| What the starred answers start with | 35 |
| What the stars represent on Old Glory | 37 |
| What the start of each starred answer is part of, for a company that intersects that answer | 91 |
| What the state gambling board might do to increase sales? | 57 |
| What the Staten Island Yankees play, informally | 47 |
| What the Stockholm and Andrea Doria were on | 43 |
| What the Stones "Let It" do | 37 |
| What the Stones did | 19 |
| What the Stones' "Wheels" are made of | 51 |
| What the sublime inspires | 25 |
| What the successful never do, per a 2005 best-seller | 52 |
| What the suffix '-gate' denotes | 39 |
| What the suffix "-biosis" means | 41 |
| What the suffix -dactylous means | 32 |
| What the sun also does | 22 |
| What the sun does | 17 |
| What the sun does at dusk | 25 |
| What the sun does daily | 23 |
| What the sun does every day | 27 |
| What the Sup. Court interprets | 30 |
| What the supervillain reveals to Bond in great detail just before letting him escape | 84 |
| What The Supremes told us to do "in the Name of Love" | 63 |
| What the suspicious may smell | 29 |
| What the suspicious might smell | 31 |