| What the Martian zoo display was down to? | 41 |
| What the math teacher did after school? | 39 |
| What the mathematician brought to the potluck dinner? | 53 |
| What the mathematician's horse did at the track? | 52 |
| What the meat tailor did | 24 |
| What the mere sight of a trooper causes | 39 |
| What the mice did to the clock | 30 |
| What the Middle Ages were | 25 |
| What the Mideast archaeologist might do | 39 |
| What the miner brought to the potluck dinner? | 45 |
| What the minute hand points to at half past | 43 |
| What the minutemen did | 22 |
| What the monsoon season brings | 30 |
| What the moon does during a lunar eclipse | 41 |
| What the most-traveled migrants are | 35 |
| What the mother of a dozen kids says just before turning out the light? | 71 |
| What the mother of the bride calls the groom after the wedding | 62 |
| What the motion of the ocean may cause | 38 |
| What the mouse did clockwise? | 29 |
| What the mouse did to the clock | 31 |
| What the mouse might stop on | 28 |
| What the mouse ran up, in a rhyme | 33 |
| What the mouse's clock struck | 33 |
| What the muscleman does for cash? | 33 |
| What the musical group is asking? | 33 |
| What the N.H.L.'s Hurricanes skate on? | 42 |
| What the name "Rhoda" means | 37 |
| What the names in this puzzle's theme entries begin with | 60 |
| What the narrator "threw up" in "The Night Before Christmas" | 80 |
| What the neophyte jester didn't feel like? | 46 |
| What the NFL season has started on every year but once since 2002 | 65 |
| What the night before Christmas comes after? | 44 |
| What the nine long answers each start with | 42 |
| What the nit-picking barber did? | 32 |
| What the nitpicking barber did | 30 |
| What the noisy architect did | 28 |
| What the Norwegian Blue was, in a Monty Python sketch | 53 |
| What the nose knows | 19 |
| What the nose picks up | 22 |
| What the nouveau riche have | 27 |
| What the number of birthday candles indicates | 45 |
| What the number of birthday candles signifies | 45 |
| What the obese Athenian did? | 28 |
| What the old nylons did | 23 |
| What the Old Woman in a Shoe fed her kids | 41 |
| What the Once-ler's factory produces in Dr. Seuss's "The Lorax" | 81 |
| What the one in charge wears? | 29 |
| What the only detective on a case has? | 38 |
| What the original document is placed on? | 40 |
| What the original Mortal Kombat was criticized for depicting? | 61 |
| What the original was described as | 34 |
| What the orthodontist did to prepare for work? | 46 |
| What the other eight answers all are | 36 |
| What the overheated passengers called the airline? | 50 |
| What the Padres start | 21 |
| What the painters said they needed | 34 |
| What the part-time abacus user didn't feel like? | 52 |
| What the particular pick | 24 |
| What the passenger told the cabbie | 34 |
| What the pattern of this puzzle features | 40 |
| What the pawn shop owner did to a guitar | 40 |
| What the peddler owes? | 22 |
| What the Penguins possess in Pittsburgh | 39 |
| What the penny used to be | 25 |
| What the perfect game consists of | 33 |
| What the perimeter answers in this puzzle literally create | 58 |
| What the phoenix rises from | 27 |
| What the phoenix rose from | 26 |
| What the phone ID tells you about Nolte? | 40 |
| What the piano repairman brought to the potluck dinner? | 55 |
| What the picky pick | 19 |
| What the pilot flew with? | 25 |
| What the pinball wizard had emblazoned on his forearm? | 54 |
| What the piper's son did | 28 |
| What the plaintiff brings | 25 |
| What the planet Krypton orbited | 31 |
| What the plastic surgeon created after I asked to look like "The Man in Black"? | 89 |
| What the plastic surgeon created after I asked to look like a "City Slickers" actor? | 94 |
| What the plastic surgeon created after I asked to look like a "Star Wars" actress? | 92 |
| What the plastic surgeon created after I asked to look like the author of "Delta of Venus"? | 101 |
| What the plot may do | 20 |
| What the podiatrist brought to the potluck dinner? | 50 |
| What the poker player did in Patrai? | 36 |
| What the police enforce | 23 |
| What the police might do to stop a crime | 40 |
| What the politician was told to do | 34 |
| What the Pony Express brought | 29 |
| What the pool player started "playing" when his favorite song came on the radio? | 90 |
| What the poor dog had | 21 |
| What the popular actor/baker was? | 33 |
| What the pot called black | 25 |
| What the preacher's kid likes to play? | 42 |
| What the prefix "tera" means | 38 |
| What the prefix deci- means | 27 |
| What the President wears | 24 |
| What the president's advisors came down with? | 49 |
| What the priest yells when someone faints during confession? | 60 |
| What the priest's doggie was? | 33 |
| What the producers of "Frida" said when they finally found someone to play her artist husband? | 104 |
| What the professor of methodology did? | 38 |