| Advice from Neptune? | 20 |
| Advice from Pluto? | 18 |
| Advice from Prometheus? | 23 |
| Advice from pros | 16 |
| Advice from Smokey Bear | 23 |
| Advice from some about pat-downs? | 33 |
| Advice from T.R. | 16 |
| Advice from the antis | 21 |
| Advice from the auto club? | 26 |
| Advice from the Bible | 21 |
| Advice giver | 12 |
| Advice giver Landers | 20 |
| Advice giver with a self-named TV show | 38 |
| Advice guru | 11 |
| Advice heeded by a pioneer | 26 |
| Advice icon | 11 |
| Advice ignored by John Barrymore | 32 |
| Advice in a 1915 song | 21 |
| Advice in a bear market, maybe | 30 |
| Advice in solving some mysteries | 32 |
| Advice like "Don't fly so low you crash into the Death Star"? | 75 |
| Advice maven | 12 |
| Advice mistakenly laid to Greeley | 33 |
| Advice of 1851 | 14 |
| Advice of a sort | 16 |
| Advice of caution to a beginner | 31 |
| Advice of patience | 18 |
| Advice of yore | 14 |
| Advice on a bad wallpaper job | 29 |
| Advice on a fitness instructor's answering machine message? | 63 |
| Advice on finding an adult book store? | 38 |
| Advice on one's grip, for instance | 38 |
| Advice popularized by Greeley | 29 |
| Advice regarding a good poker hand in Tijuana? | 46 |
| Advice regarding touching a hot stove | 37 |
| Advice starter | 14 |
| Advice such as Polonius' "To thine own self be true" | 66 |
| Advice to a "workaholic" | 34 |
| Advice to a baby boomer (Part 2) | 32 |
| Advice to a baby boomer (Part 3) | 32 |
| Advice to a baby boomer (Part 4) | 32 |
| Advice to a base runner | 23 |
| Advice to a base runner before leaving base | 43 |
| Advice to a brat | 16 |
| Advice to a budding alarmist? [1988, 1999, 1994] | 48 |
| Advice to a careless dresser, maybe | 35 |
| Advice to a coffee vender? | 26 |
| Advice to a compulsive gambler? | 31 |
| Advice to a couch potato, perhaps | 33 |
| Advice to a cougher? | 20 |
| Advice to a driver, part 1 | 26 |
| Advice to a friend in a bad relationship | 40 |
| Advice to a Greek fisherman? | 28 |
| Advice to a hall decorator? | 27 |
| Advice to a Harley passenger | 28 |
| Advice to a hothead | 19 |
| Advice to a husband seeker? | 27 |
| Advice to a lecturing carpenter | 31 |
| Advice to a lighthouse keeper? | 30 |
| Advice to a loner | 17 |
| Advice to a man who is planning his wedding by himself | 54 |
| Advice to a nervous skier? | 26 |
| Advice to a pet | 15 |
| Advice to a physician, with "thyself" | 47 |
| Advice to a pony-car owner? | 27 |
| Advice to a scatterbrain | 24 |
| Advice to a seated M.P. | 23 |
| Advice to a sinner | 18 |
| Advice to a sleepyhead | 22 |
| Advice to a sourpuss | 20 |
| Advice to a spendthrift? | 24 |
| Advice to a toper | 17 |
| Advice to a traffic violator | 28 |
| Advice to a type-A person | 25 |
| Advice to a wannabe princess? | 29 |
| Advice to a western actor? | 26 |
| Advice to a workaholic | 22 |
| Advice to a writer to keep a stiff upper lip? | 45 |
| Advice to a young Carnegie: "If you want to succeed, ___!" | 68 |
| Advice to a young Gates: "If you want to succeed, ___!" | 65 |
| Advice to a young Knievel: "If you want to succeed, ___!" | 67 |
| Advice to a young Limbaugh: "If you want to succeed, ___!" | 68 |
| Advice to a young man | 21 |
| Advice to a young Marceau: "If you want to succeed, ___!" | 67 |
| Advice to a young Post: "If you want to succeed, ___!" | 64 |
| Advice to a young Schwarzenegger: "If you want to succceed, ___!" | 75 |
| Advice to actor Perry when delivering a baby? | 45 |
| Advice to an ailing business | 28 |
| Advice to an ecdysiast | 22 |
| Advice to an energumen | 22 |
| Advice to an excited person | 27 |
| Advice to an inept gardener? | 28 |
| Advice to an insomniac | 22 |
| Advice to an insomnious astronaut | 33 |
| Advice to an introvert | 22 |
| Advice to an upstart | 20 |
| Advice to bridge player with a fair hand | 40 |
| Advice to Claudius, in "Hamlet"? | 42 |
| Advice to Clouseau | 18 |
| Advice to Cosby's chubby character? | 39 |