| What the capitalist pig was earlier in his career | 49 |
| What the capitalist pig will do by working | 42 |
| What the capitalist pig's financial clout gives him when shopping | 69 |
| What the captain does with the ship? | 36 |
| What the card shark plays | 25 |
| What The Cars did on the scene in the '80s? | 47 |
| What the cashier sings when the Beatles shop? | 45 |
| What the Caspian Sea is | 23 |
| What the Castles might teach | 28 |
| What the caution sign said | 26 |
| What the cautious tightrope artist did? | 39 |
| What the celibate do | 20 |
| What the chair holds | 20 |
| What the chiropractor performed in the coal pit? | 48 |
| What the chorus of "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" is | 66 |
| What the church bells do | 24 |
| What the circled letter in this answer represents, homophonically | 65 |
| What the circled letters can also spell | 39 |
| What the circled letters in this answer represent, homophonically | 65 |
| What the circled letters spell | 30 |
| What the circled parts of this puzzle comprise | 46 |
| What the circled squares go to, literally | 41 |
| What the clueless have? | 23 |
| What the clumsy mason was doing in the produce aisle? | 53 |
| What the cobbler saves? | 23 |
| What the cogent make | 20 |
| What the coin-tossing referee offers? | 37 |
| What the cold-blooded don't feel | 36 |
| What the comic could do after a bad one-liner? | 46 |
| What the common guy is? | 23 |
| What the confused duelist would like to do? | 43 |
| What the connected have | 23 |
| What the connected may have | 27 |
| What the constellation Hydra represents | 39 |
| What the Constitution is called | 31 |
| What the construction crew put up during one 9-to-5 period? | 59 |
| What the constructor had to do to create the theme entries in this puzzle (boyeee) | 82 |
| What the contest entrants had? | 30 |
| What the contestant competed with? | 34 |
| What the Corfu ewe did? | 23 |
| What the costliest ticket carries | 33 |
| What the cow says | 17 |
| What the cowboy-turned-carpenter used? | 38 |
| What the crowd does for a mellow show | 37 |
| What the crowd does for mellow show | 35 |
| What the crowd is for starter bands | 35 |
| What the Cubs play games in: Abbr. | 34 |
| What The Cult said to "Edie" | 38 |
| What the curious may do | 23 |
| What the curtain opens on | 25 |
| What the dancing electrician was? | 33 |
| What the date on a credit card denotes | 38 |
| What the dauntless lack | 23 |
| What the dawn did | 17 |
| What The Dead Kennedys were, to skaters | 39 |
| What the dead take, in a macabre phrase | 39 |
| What the Dead will do to your face | 34 |
| What the deaf do | 16 |
| What the deceitful play | 23 |
| What the defense does | 21 |
| What the defense does, sometimes | 32 |
| What the defense may do | 23 |
| What the defense might do | 25 |
| What the despairing have | 24 |
| What the desperate do for a designer fashion? | 45 |
| What the detective did to his hair? | 35 |
| What the devil finds work for | 29 |
| What the Devil wears, in a film title | 37 |
| What the devil wears? | 21 |
| What the devil wore | 19 |
| What the devil wore, in the movies | 34 |
| What the devout have | 20 |
| What the dieting seagull was on? | 32 |
| What the disappointed fan said after Rome's first emperor sang "Yesterday"? | 89 |
| What the dish ran away with, in "Hey Diddle Diddle" | 61 |
| What the dishonest candidate called himself? | 44 |
| What the dissatisfied female giftee might do after Christmas? | 61 |
| What the dissenting musicians did | 33 |
| What the doctor did | 19 |
| What the doctor ordered | 23 |
| What the doctor orders | 22 |
| What the Dodge did as it struggled up the mountain? | 51 |
| What the dog did to my homework | 31 |
| What the dog did with the homework? | 35 |
| What the dog might do to your homework if you're not prepared | 65 |
| What the Don does quiet | 23 |
| What the dr. ordered | 20 |
| What the driver carries? | 24 |
| What the drunk roofer's boss had to do? | 43 |
| What the drunkard often does | 28 |
| What the dry cleaner might say after losing a garment? | 54 |
| What the Duchamp painting "L.H.O.O.Q." parodies | 57 |
| What the duck hunter brought to the potluck dinner? | 51 |
| What the e-aquarium supply company offered? | 43 |
| What the e-consulting firm offered? | 35 |
| What the e-lumberyard offered? | 30 |
| What the e-pastry shop offered? | 31 |
| What the e-surveillance company offered? | 40 |
| What the e-Ukrainian gift shop offered? | 39 |
| What the e-video production company offered? | 44 |