| He took a bath | 14 |
| He took a bow during a fire | 27 |
| He took a famous journey on the Beagle | 38 |
| He took a famous mythological fall | 34 |
| He took a fling with a sling | 28 |
| He took a ribbing | 17 |
| He took a ride | 14 |
| He took Holyfield's title away in 1992 | 42 |
| He took office in 1825 | 22 |
| He took office in 1850 | 22 |
| He took office in 1877 | 22 |
| He took over for Fidel | 22 |
| He took pairs | 13 |
| He took Rehnquist's seat | 28 |
| He took Richmond | 16 |
| He took Rome: A.D. 410 | 22 |
| He took Romulus to heaven | 25 |
| He took the red pill | 20 |
| He took the title from Holyfield | 32 |
| He took the words out of Bergen's mouth | 43 |
| He took Ticonderoga | 19 |
| He took two tablets | 19 |
| He took up painting while recovering from appendicitis | 54 |
| He topped A.E.S. twice | 22 |
| He toured Hades with Aeneas | 27 |
| He tracks one's energy levels | 33 |
| He trained Spectacular Bid | 26 |
| He treats pets | 14 |
| He tricked a blind god into killing Balder | 42 |
| He tried selling the Brandenburg Gate, offering to take care of... | 66 |
| He tried to blow up Parliament: 1605 | 36 |
| He tried to fly on an eagle | 27 |
| He tried to have Capone killed in 1926 | 38 |
| He tried to join the Blue Man Group on "Arrested Development" | 71 |
| He tried to reach heaven on an eagle | 36 |
| He tried to sell Alcatraz, even drafting a contract with a... | 61 |
| He tried to sell the Crystal Cathedral, fabricating a... | 56 |
| He tried to sell the Great Lakes, claiming they were... | 55 |
| He tried to sell the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade route, even arranging for... | 80 |
| He tried to sell the National Mall, describing it as... | 55 |
| He tried to sell the Tower of Pisa, passing himself off as a... | 63 |
| He tried to ___ but still got fired | 35 |
| He tries to play his Cards right | 32 |
| He tries to suit the customer | 29 |
| He trims the wedding cake | 25 |
| He turned down the wizard role in "The Wizard of Oz" | 62 |
| He turned his daughter into gold | 32 |
| He tutored Queen Elizabeth I | 28 |
| He tweaked Boss Tweed | 21 |
| He unleashed "Gangnam Style" on YouTube in 2012 | 57 |
| He upset T.E.D. | 15 |
| He upset T.E.D. in 1948 | 23 |
| He used his lip | 15 |
| He used the pen name Saki | 25 |
| He used to "sting like a bee" | 39 |
| He used to follow the news | 26 |
| He used to spin for George | 26 |
| He uses the Palmer method | 25 |
| He Ushered in mysteries? | 24 |
| He usually appears near the end of the hour | 43 |
| He usually pitches game one of the World Series | 47 |
| He visited Cathay | 17 |
| He visits once a year | 21 |
| He voiced Anton Ego in "Ratatouille" | 46 |
| He voiced Aslan in 2005's "The Chronicles of Narnia" | 66 |
| He voiced curmudgeonly Carl in "Up" | 45 |
| He voiced Disney's Mad Hatter | 33 |
| He voiced Elmer | 15 |
| He voiced Mayor La Trivia on "Fibber McGee and Molly" | 63 |
| He voiced Meadowlark in the "Harlem Globetrotters" cartoon series | 75 |
| He voiced Merlin in "Shrek the Third" | 47 |
| He voiced Ozzie the opossum in "Over the Hedge" | 57 |
| He voiced the curmudgeonly homeowner in "Up" | 54 |
| He voiced the title zebra in "Racing Stripes" | 55 |
| He voiced Tim Lockwood in "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs" | 71 |
| He voices Burns, Flanders, Skinner, Lovejoy, and Brockman | 57 |
| He voices Buzz in 'Toy Story' | 37 |
| He voices Peter and Stewie | 26 |
| He voices Shrek | 15 |
| He voices the Lorax in 'The Lorax' | 42 |
| He voices Woody in 'Toy Story' | 38 |
| He waited for Godot | 19 |
| He waited for Godot with Estragon | 33 |
| He walked "The Line" | 30 |
| He walked by night, on the radio | 32 |
| He walked on the moon | 21 |
| He walked the line | 18 |
| He wanted Carthage destroyed | 28 |
| He wants his blanket | 20 |
| He wants to be alone | 20 |
| He wants you | 12 |
| He was "a keeper of sheep" | 36 |
| He was "Big Daddy" in "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" | 65 |
| He was "boared" to death | 34 |
| He was "Devine" in film | 33 |
| He was "Dizzy" about baseball | 39 |
| He was "every inch a king" | 36 |
| He was "goofing on Elvis," to R.E.M. | 46 |
| He was "obscure" | 26 |
| He was "Psycho" | 25 |