| Q: "What were you doing at the lumber yard, Tarzan?" A: "___" | 81 |
| Q: "When is a door not a door?" A: "When it's ___" | 74 |
| Q: Are you a strong leader? A: Yes. ___ | 39 |
| Q: Are you an idealist? A: No. ___ | 34 |
| Q: Are you believable? A: Yes. ___ | 34 |
| Q: Are you detail oriented? A: Yes. ___ | 39 |
| Q: Are you eligible for this job? A: Yes. ___ | 45 |
| Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No. ___ | 35 |
| Q: Are your skills relevant? A: Yes. ___ | 40 |
| Q: Do people find you rude? A: No. ___ | 38 |
| Q: Do you gossip? A: Yes. ___ | 29 |
| Q: Do you have any faults? A: No. ___ | 37 |
| Q: Do you need this job right away? A: No. ___ | 46 |
| Q: Do you treat everyone alike? A: No. ___ | 42 |
| Q: Have you committed any sins? A: No. ___ | 42 |
| Q: How many kids with ___ does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Wanna ride bikes? | 82 |
| Q: How many ___ agents does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Please remove your pants. | 87 |
| Q: See title A: "Fish" | 32 |
| Q: See title A: "Just one, but it has to really WANT to change" | 73 |
| Q: See title A: "None of your #$%@& business!" | 60 |
| Q: See title A: "None--that's a hardware problem" | 63 |
| Q: See title A: "None--the bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution" | 83 |
| Q: See title A: "One--but that's just an estimate" | 64 |
| Q: See title A: "Two--one to change it and one not to change it" | 74 |
| Q: ___ A: Friends | 18 |
| Q: ___ A: I don't have any | 31 |
| Q: ___ A: I don't need one | 31 |
| Q: ___ A: Later | 16 |
| Q: ___ A: O.K. | 15 |
| Q: ___ A: Out | 14 |
| Q?U connection | 14 |
| Q?V connection | 14 |
| Qaboos bin Said's country | 29 |
| Qaboos bin Said's domain | 28 |
| Qaboos bin Said, e.g. | 21 |
| Qabus bin Said's country | 28 |
| Qabus bin Said's domain | 27 |
| Qabus bin Said's land | 25 |
| Qabus bin Said, e.g. | 20 |
| Qabus bin Said, for one | 23 |
| Qadaffi's gulf | 18 |
| Qaddafi and Sadat | 17 |
| Qaddafi has a slew of them | 26 |
| Qaddafi's country | 21 |
| Qaddafi's home | 18 |
| Qaddafi's land | 18 |
| Qaddafi's rise to power, e.g. | 33 |
| Qaddafi, for one | 16 |
| Qadhafi or Hussein | 18 |
| Qajar dynasty country, today | 28 |
| Qajar dynasty's domain | 26 |
| Qala Nau bigwig | 15 |
| Qantas commercial critters | 26 |
| Qantas critter | 14 |
| Qantas hater of old ads | 23 |
| QANTAS hub | 10 |
| Qantas mascot | 13 |
| Qantas spokesbear | 17 |
| Qasr --- (Jordanian desert castle) | 34 |
| Qatar and the UAE are in it | 27 |
| Qatar bigwig | 12 |
| Qatar bigwig: Var. | 18 |
| Qatar bigwigs | 13 |
| Qatar capital | 13 |
| Qatar coin | 10 |
| Qatar currency | 14 |
| Qatar currency unit | 19 |
| Qatar denizen, for example | 26 |
| Qatar dignitary | 15 |
| Qatar export | 12 |
| Qatar honcho | 12 |
| Qatar is one | 12 |
| Qatar joined it in 1961 | 23 |
| Qatar kahuna | 12 |
| Qatar leader | 12 |
| Qatar locale | 12 |
| Qatar nabob | 11 |
| Qatar native | 12 |
| Qatar neighbor | 14 |
| Qatar potentate | 15 |
| Qatar resident | 14 |
| Qatar ruler | 11 |
| Qatar University city | 21 |
| Qatar V.I.P. | 12 |
| Qatar VIP | 9 |
| Qatar's capital | 19 |
| Qatar's chief revenue source | 32 |
| Qatar's Hamad bin Khalifa al-Thani, for one | 47 |
| Qatar's leader | 18 |
| Qatar's locale | 18 |
| Qatar's org. | 16 |
| Qatar's peninsula | 21 |
| Qatar's ruler | 17 |
| Qatar, e.g. | 11 |
| Qatar, for example | 18 |
| Qatar, for one | 14 |
| Qatar, Kuwait or Dubai | 22 |
| Qatari bank note | 16 |
| Qatari big shot | 15 |
| Qatari bigwig | 13 |