| Singer of the 1975 #1 hit "Before the Next Teardrop Falls" | 68 |
| Singer whose "I Just Wanna Stop" was a Top Ten hit in 1978 | 68 |
| Slang term for a website's prominence on a popular search engine | 68 |
| Ship created by Robert Louis Stevenson for “Treasure Island” | 68 |
| Start of a bumper sticker that may end with one's favorite hobby | 68 |
| Shinedown "Show me flesh and bone, 'cause now ___ you" | 68 |
| Song that starts "Twenty, twenty, twenty-four hours to go" | 68 |
| She played the created object of desire in "Weird Science" | 68 |
| Singer/dancer/actress once called the "Queen of Las Vegas" | 68 |
| Scorsese film before "Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore" | 68 |
| Start of a sub-headline that ran in the WSJ sports section on 4/1/14 | 68 |
| Set of two contrary options that lead to the same unhappy conclusion | 68 |
| Statement after Vietnamese emperor Bao Dai's abdication in 1945? | 68 |
| Swap involving a farm animal and the old man's garden implement? | 68 |
| Sugar pill that "the Science Guy" stops being addicted to? | 68 |
| Sister of actor Emilio and semi-regular on "The West Wing" | 68 |
| Show from which Adrien Brody and Martin Lawrence are banned for life | 68 |
| Sanskrit honorific that is an anagram of a similar English honorific | 68 |
| Schindler's business partner in "Schindler's List" | 68 |
| Start of a retort that ends "but names will never hurt me" | 68 |
| Singer Quatro who played Leather Tuscadero on "Happy Days" | 68 |
| Song with the lyric "How can I hurt when holdin' you?" | 68 |
| Shakespeare on a well-played RBI ("Henry VIII," II, i, 77) | 68 |
| She played Mrs. Muir in the film "The Ghost and Mrs. Muir" | 68 |
| Stocking stuffer found in seven of this puzzle's longest answers | 68 |
| State after being coldcocked (and a clue to this puzzle's theme) | 68 |
| Serge Gainsbourg's "___ Petite Tasse d'Anxieté" | 68 |
| State in which Obama didn't even think about campaigning in 2012 | 68 |
| Sampling of different vintages of the same wine from the same winery | 68 |
| So-called "tennis elbow" from playing too many video games | 68 |
| Struck out, as one letter in each of this puzzle's theme answers | 68 |
| Singer who appeared with Charlton in "Secret of the Incas" | 68 |
| Site of the 1974 fight known as "The Rumble in the Jungle" | 68 |
| Section of "Romeo and Juliet" when Juliet fakes her death | 67 |
| Sarah McLachlan hit with the lyric "We are born innocent" | 67 |
| Sports star who wrote 2009's "Open: An Autobiography" | 67 |
| Subject matter, with Cosell, of the book "Sound and Fury" | 67 |
| Singer with stars on Hollywood's and Canada's Walks of Fame | 67 |
| Slugger who has paintings of himself as a centaur above his own bed | 67 |
| Show tune with the lyric "Here am I, your special island" | 67 |
| Star of "On the Waterfront" and "The Godfather" | 67 |
| Steely Dan "Drink your big black ___ and get out of here" | 67 |
| She's almost unrecognizable in "Being John Malkovich" | 67 |
| She played Alice in “Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice” | 67 |
| Sedgwick Velvet Underground's "Femme Fatale" is about | 67 |
| Suffix with ''wagon'' or ''cannon'' | 67 |
| Suffix with ''smack'' or ''switch'' | 67 |
| Salinger's ''For _____--With Love and Squalor'' | 67 |
| Senator Kefauver who was Adlai Stevenson's running mate in 1956 | 67 |
| Suffix with ''sermon'' or ''novel'' | 67 |
| Start of a Shakespeare line that ends "Then fall, Caesar" | 67 |
| Syllables following "Strike the harp and join the chorus" | 67 |
| She wrote "Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe" | 67 |
| Shakespeare's collaborator on "The Two Noble Kinsmen" | 67 |
| Sniveling Little Rat-Faced ___ ("Monty Python" character) | 67 |
| Shakespearean play with the phrase "The game's afoot" | 67 |
| Show that takes place in the Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital | 67 |
| Somerhalder of "Lost" and "The Vampire Diaries" | 67 |
| Schubert's Symphony ___ Minor ("Unfinished Symphony") | 67 |
| Suffix with ''labor'' or ''victor'' | 67 |
| Slang term derived from the sound of an edited-for-radio curse word | 67 |
| Suffix with ''social'' or ''urban'' | 67 |
| Saigon Kick "Love is on the way, I can see ___ your eyes" | 67 |
| Singer/actress with a simultaneous #1 album and #1 film, familiarly | 67 |
| Small denomination of a golden Galleon, in "Harry Potter" | 67 |
| She appeared on the cover of the first national edition of TV Guide | 67 |
| Show whose final episode aired 2/28/83, and this puzzle's theme | 67 |
| She said "Don't be humble. You're not that great" | 67 |
| Subject of the 1993 book "The Worst Team Money Could Buy" | 67 |
| Selma Lagerlöf's "The Wonderful Adventures of ___" | 67 |
| String of letters found in this puzzle's longest Across answers | 67 |
| Syllables before "di" or "da" in a Beatles song | 67 |
| Song words accompanying "Sherrie" and "Susanna" | 67 |
| Shakespeare's "temple-haunting martlet" is a good one | 67 |
| Singer with the album "It's Alright (I See Rainbows)" | 67 |
| She "speaks things in doubt, / That carry but half sense" | 67 |
| Stephen ___ (Academy Award nominee for "The Crying Game") | 67 |
| Series on the WB with the theme song "I'm a Survivor" | 67 |
| Singer mentioned in the lyrics to the song "Blame Canada" | 67 |
| She played the title role in the 1982 TV movie "Mae West" | 67 |
| SpongeBob SquarePants's pants, compared to Humpty Dumpty's? | 67 |
| Some bedcovers ... or, literally, what the four unclued answers are | 67 |
| Subject of the biography "The Man Who Loved Only Numbers" | 67 |
| Surrealist game involving folded paper and drawing partial pictures | 67 |
| Subject of a groundbreaking 2009 "One Life to Live" scene | 67 |
| Song from The Doors' "Strange Days" album, literally? | 67 |
| Spinal column bone accorded mystical qualities in Judaism and Islam | 67 |
| Sailboat configuration named for its resemblance to a radio antenna | 67 |
| Sang "Lady Marmalade" w/Lil' Kim, Christina, and Pink | 67 |
| Scarlett Johansson's costar in "An American Rhapsody" | 67 |
| Singer who needs to get out in the sun more? (adjacent-letter swap) | 67 |
| Statute read from an ice cream truck in "Fahrenheit 9/11" | 67 |
| State short forms strung together in 12 long answers in this puzzle | 67 |
| Song title words after "The future's not ours to see" | 67 |
| Snacks filled with peanut butter (OK) or "cheese" (ick!)) | 67 |
| Sights in Sargent's "Reapers Resting in a Wheatfield" | 67 |
| Stuff with directions that might end with "Rinse. Repeat" | 67 |
| Slangy ending for ''yes'' or ''no'' | 67 |
| Subject of the 2009 documentary "You Don't Know Jack" | 67 |
| Small taste or, pronounced aloud, a hint to this puzzle's theme | 67 |