| Thing spread in bed: Abbr. [get the 2013 rate - subscribe to avxwords.com today] | 80 |
| Thing that may appear to be symmetrical but isn't ... like this puzzle's grid | 85 |
| Thing that might be upset ... and what is "upset" in this puzzle's scrambled theme | 96 |
| Things employed to show the passage of time à la "Citizen Kane" | 76 |
| Things that hear "All That Jazz" and "Cell Block Tango"? | 76 |
| Things you know are going to be in former Virginia governor Chuck's recycling? | 82 |
| Third base, in baseball lingo ... or a hint for answering eight other clues in this puzzle | 90 |
| Third baseman Ron posthumously elected to the Hall of Fame in December 2011 | 75 |
| Third-place candidate in the 1920 presidential election who ran his campaign from jail | 86 |
| Third-place presidential candidate of 1920 who ran his campaign from jail | 73 |
| This animal presumably hunts its prey in the jungle ... correction: the ocean | 77 |
| This animal presumably moves about on eight limbs ... correction: four limbs | 76 |
| This animal presumably spends its entire life in a shell ... correction: just the first part of its life | 104 |
| This completed puzzle has 10 of them, each three letters long, reading diagonally | 81 |
| This puzzle's honorees, one of which is spread out in each of the four longest answers | 90 |
| This puzzle's theme, whose first notes are indicated by shaded squares | 74 |
| This puzzle's theme—according to Twain, it's "a good walk spoiled" | 88 |
| This was hanging from the corner of Sugar Ray's girlfriend's four-post bed | 82 |
| This weekend's fridge contents, probably, and what's missing from five long puzzle answers? | 99 |
| This, for example: "Some traffic jam, huh?" "Yeah." "How long we been here?" "Too long!" " 'Rush hour' ... go figure." | 176 |
| Thomas who was "a corsetmaker by trade, a journalist by profession and a propagandist by inclination" | 111 |
| Thoreau's "On Fields ___ Which the Reaper's Hand Has Pass'd" | 82 |
| Three of the first five words of a "Funny Girl" song, or its title | 76 |
| Three words describing the horrible "Dancing Santa" act in the talent show? | 85 |
| Three-letter combinations hidden in this puzzle's six other longest answers | 79 |
| Three-letter designator code for the largest carrier out of Denver Intl. | 72 |
| Three-time All-Star pitcher Johnny who threw the first major league pitch to Jackie Robinson | 92 |
| Thurman who played Ulla in the 2005 version of "The Producers" | 72 |
| Thurman who was a Golden Globe nominee for both "Kill Bill" movies | 76 |
| Thursday: Iggy announces tee schedules for local golf course when assigned format of ... | 88 |
| Tic-Tac-Toe line after using the rare cheat rule that changes one of your opponents squares | 91 |
| Tie-in to another telephone customer, as well as a tie-in to this puzzle's theme | 84 |
| Tigres del ___, Dominican team that has won the Caribbean World Series nine times | 81 |
| Time it takes to get to a human being when calling a call center, seemingly | 75 |
| Time leading up to doing whatever you want (as screamed on "Golf Course Braveheart")? | 95 |
| Time magazine called her "a first responder in the advance guard of style" | 84 |
| Time that little Susie is woken in the 1957 hit "Wake Up Little Susie" | 80 |
| Time-traveling, alien-fighting title dolphin from a Sega video game series | 74 |
| Timepiece that's bound to last forever (and it might as well be free with the deal you're getting!) | 107 |
| Tiny bit (NOTE: The hidden generals in last week's puzzle were: (North) Grant, Sher-idan, Meade, Cus-ter, Burns-ide, Sherman, and Hook-er; and (South) For-rest, Early, Pic-kett, Stu-art, Longs-treet, | 204 |
| Tiny ___, singer of 1968's "Tip-Toe Thru' the Tulips With Me" | 79 |
| Tipper Gore org. that placed "Darling Nikki" and "She Bop" on its Filthy Fifteen list | 105 |
| TIRED OF BREAKING UP! Separated white male, looking for togetherness ... | 72 |
| Title character in an Elvis song who "ain't never caught a rabbit" | 80 |
| Title character portrayer in ''Thing From Another World'' | 73 |
| Title film character who says "Donkey, two things, O.K.? Shut ... up!" | 80 |
| Title for an (as-yet) unmade show about being duped into buying unaffordable real estate | 88 |
| Title for the mascots who appear at the beginning of the starred entries | 72 |
| Title heroine described in the first lines of her novel as "handsome, clever and rich" | 96 |
| Title heroine described in the first sentence of her novel as "handsome, clever and rich" | 99 |
| Title heroine who says "One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other" | 101 |
| Title land that "sounds so sweet with the sun sinking low," in a James Taylor song | 92 |
| Title locale in a Leonard Bernstein song where "life was so cozy" | 75 |
| Title name after the lyric "What's it all about when you sort it out" | 83 |
| Title name written "on the door of this legended tomb," in poetry | 75 |
| Title of a crossword with theme answers like OVERHAND KNOT, BUTTERFLY EFFECT, and CRAWL SPACE | 93 |
| Title of hits for Neil Diamond, Celine Dion and the Electric Light Orchestra | 76 |
| Title on certain language videos ... with a hint to entering six answers in this puzzle | 87 |
| Title place you "won't come back from," in a 1964 Jan & Dean hit | 82 |
| Title role that earned Angela Lansbury a Tony for Best Actress in a Musical | 75 |
| Title surname in a novel originally published under the name Currer Bell | 72 |
| Title twin sister in a series of children's books by Jean and Gareth Adamson | 80 |
| Title under which "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" originally charted, in 1952 | 81 |
| Title woman about whom Clapton sings "You've got me on my knees" | 78 |
| Title word in a song that begins, "Some think the world is made for fun and frolic" | 93 |
| Title words before "Easy" for Linda Ronstadt and "Hard" for John Lennon | 91 |
| Title words following "don't say you're sorry, 'cause I'm just not concerned," in a 1966-'67 hit | 126 |
| Title words preceding "beneath the milky twilight," in a 1999 hit | 75 |
| Title words repeated in a 1974 song after "Como una promesa ..." | 74 |
| Titular musical character who wants to "taste the Roaring Twenties" before settling down | 98 |
| To whom Dorothy says, "I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore" | 84 |
| To whom it is said "Something is rotten in the state of Denmark" | 74 |
| To whom Mortimer declares "They were the footprints of a gigantic hound!" | 83 |
| To whom our ''millions'' are ''billions'' | 73 |
| Toasted pieces in a bowl of "Magically Delicious" Lucky Charms | 72 |
| Today, I tried to put a self-effacing three-letter acronym inside each theme entry. Turns out it works in any order except the one I want. ___ | 142 |
| Today, to Caesar—and a hint to the hidden word appearing in this puzzle 15 times (including the one in this answer) | 119 |
| Todd Snider "Conservative Christian, Right-Wing, Republican, Straight, White American ___" | 100 |
| Todd who wrote the children's bestseller "The Thankful Book" | 74 |
| Toiletry product whose slogan once began "Don't be half-safe" | 75 |
| Tom ___, Vito's adopted son and consigliere in "The Godfather" | 76 |
| Tom's costar in "Days of Thunder," "Far and Away," and "Eyes Wide Shut" | 105 |
| Tone-Loc and Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, e.g. ... or how this puzzle's theme entries might be described? | 112 |
| Tony Nelson: "What's another word for 'toilet'?" Jeannie: "___" | 95 |
| Tony winner between "A Chorus Line" and "Ain't Misbehavin'" | 87 |
| Tony winner for her Daisy Mae portrayal in "Li'l Abner" (1956) | 76 |
| Tony-winning director of "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying" | 85 |
| Tony-winning playwright for "Art" and "God of Carnage" | 74 |
| Tools for ESP researchers (whose symbols are found at the ends of the answers to the five asterisked clues) | 107 |
| Top-grossing concert act of 1989, '94 and '05, with "the" | 75 |
| Topic of a classic 1940s comedy routine, and the inspiration of this puzzle | 75 |
| Total value of the symbols created by the special crossings in this puzzle | 74 |
| Town on the SE tip of Italy that's the title setting for a Horace Walpole novel | 83 |
| Toy that "Log" was a parody of, on "Ren & Stimpy" | 73 |
| Tracy Chapman: "You've got a ___, I want a ticket to anywhere" | 76 |
| Trademarked name for the product of a Morristown, New Jersey animal training program | 84 |
| Trading center (or the start of a lifestyle arbiter's split personality) | 76 |
| Traffic cop's answer upon being asked "Describe your job"? [1975] | 79 |
| Traffic safety pioneer (and inventor of the one-way street), William P. ___ | 75 |
| Training site for certain WWII airmen, first African American fighter pilots | 76 |